Techsmith314
@techsmith314.bsky.social
Canadian - Just trying to make some harmless fun for the internet while I'm here. Content creator on Twitch, TikTok, YouTube, Patreon, and more
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Techsmith314
@techsmith314.bsky.social
· Nov 20
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By the way, just so you know
I know *exactly* how much of a cringey millenial old fuckin man it makes me when I post gifs.
I know they're not cool.
And I don't judge you for not being able to recognize the incredible level of wit and cleverness it takes to make the gif choices that I make
I know *exactly* how much of a cringey millenial old fuckin man it makes me when I post gifs.
I know they're not cool.
And I don't judge you for not being able to recognize the incredible level of wit and cleverness it takes to make the gif choices that I make
I LOVE THESE SO MUCH THEY ARE SO CUTE!!
January 28, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I LOVE THESE SO MUCH THEY ARE SO CUTE!!
Why haven't we invented laser glasses that automatically evaporate rain drops so us glasses-wearers can enjoy the rain
January 23, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Why haven't we invented laser glasses that automatically evaporate rain drops so us glasses-wearers can enjoy the rain
Today on stream I am gonna be playing "Shadowman"
A game that came out in 1999 that I played on release day
Does it hold up? Not sure! But I sure as fuck am gonna find out.
Journey to the past with me!
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A game that came out in 1999 that I played on release day
Does it hold up? Not sure! But I sure as fuck am gonna find out.
Journey to the past with me!
twitch.tv/techsmith314
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January 13, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Today on stream I am gonna be playing "Shadowman"
A game that came out in 1999 that I played on release day
Does it hold up? Not sure! But I sure as fuck am gonna find out.
Journey to the past with me!
twitch.tv/techsmith314
A game that came out in 1999 that I played on release day
Does it hold up? Not sure! But I sure as fuck am gonna find out.
Journey to the past with me!
twitch.tv/techsmith314
Hey folks! I'm doing a bit of Fast Food Simulator today
Really reminds me of my days back working in real fast food at McDonald's and A&W in Canada back in the early 2000's
High pressure, high stress, low pay, gotta study for that grade 10 pop quiz tomorrow
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Really reminds me of my days back working in real fast food at McDonald's and A&W in Canada back in the early 2000's
High pressure, high stress, low pay, gotta study for that grade 10 pop quiz tomorrow
twitch.tv/techsmith314
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January 8, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Hey folks! I'm doing a bit of Fast Food Simulator today
Really reminds me of my days back working in real fast food at McDonald's and A&W in Canada back in the early 2000's
High pressure, high stress, low pay, gotta study for that grade 10 pop quiz tomorrow
twitch.tv/techsmith314
Really reminds me of my days back working in real fast food at McDonald's and A&W in Canada back in the early 2000's
High pressure, high stress, low pay, gotta study for that grade 10 pop quiz tomorrow
twitch.tv/techsmith314
If it were more commonly accessible I would totally wear RGB clothing and I know that makes me a bad person, but you gotta understand that if I could take a pill and walk around looking like I just turned super saiyan with power waves coming out of me, I'm the kind of sicko that would do that.
January 8, 2025 at 2:27 AM
If it were more commonly accessible I would totally wear RGB clothing and I know that makes me a bad person, but you gotta understand that if I could take a pill and walk around looking like I just turned super saiyan with power waves coming out of me, I'm the kind of sicko that would do that.
Good morning folks!
Gonna start Sonic X Shadow Generations today
I don't really know much about sonic other than I just watched the movies the other week
But I like the little blue guy that goes fast, and the game is supposed to be great, so let's give it a shot!
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Gonna start Sonic X Shadow Generations today
I don't really know much about sonic other than I just watched the movies the other week
But I like the little blue guy that goes fast, and the game is supposed to be great, so let's give it a shot!
twitch.tv/techsmith314
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January 6, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Good morning folks!
Gonna start Sonic X Shadow Generations today
I don't really know much about sonic other than I just watched the movies the other week
But I like the little blue guy that goes fast, and the game is supposed to be great, so let's give it a shot!
twitch.tv/techsmith314
Gonna start Sonic X Shadow Generations today
I don't really know much about sonic other than I just watched the movies the other week
But I like the little blue guy that goes fast, and the game is supposed to be great, so let's give it a shot!
twitch.tv/techsmith314
Legitimately a fantastic game. I enjoyed streaming it and folks enjoyed watching it but I would have loved this game even if I had played it offline purely for my own enjoyment
If you've enjoyed Cryptmaster, please consider sharing the news. Despite an IGF award, a 95% Steam rating and a free demo, the game has gone mostly unnoticed by both press and players. It's not just a typing game and there may still be people out there who would enjoy it!
January 5, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Legitimately a fantastic game. I enjoyed streaming it and folks enjoyed watching it but I would have loved this game even if I had played it offline purely for my own enjoyment
A ghost movie where a person dies and their ghost wakes up and is immediately surrounded by a billion billion dinosaur ghosts and the person realizes they are no longer at the top of the food chain
I call it Jurassic Parkergeist
I call it Jurassic Parkergeist
January 5, 2025 at 5:12 AM
A ghost movie where a person dies and their ghost wakes up and is immediately surrounded by a billion billion dinosaur ghosts and the person realizes they are no longer at the top of the food chain
I call it Jurassic Parkergeist
I call it Jurassic Parkergeist
A toothbrush but instead of a brush at the end it has an AI-controlled little hand with brushes for fingertips that you stick in your mouth and let that thing just go to town
December 30, 2024 at 9:05 AM
A toothbrush but instead of a brush at the end it has an AI-controlled little hand with brushes for fingertips that you stick in your mouth and let that thing just go to town
Hey there bud, have a real good christmas there eh? Or yknow, any old kinda day there bud. Just hopin ya have a good one
Or, as the kids say: Have a skibbidy rizzler no cap!
Or, as the kids say: Have a skibbidy rizzler no cap!
December 25, 2024 at 6:29 PM
Hey there bud, have a real good christmas there eh? Or yknow, any old kinda day there bud. Just hopin ya have a good one
Or, as the kids say: Have a skibbidy rizzler no cap!
Or, as the kids say: Have a skibbidy rizzler no cap!
Been watching all of the Star Trek series and just finished episode 1 of Enterprise
I love all star trek, especially all the theme songs, but man that Enterprise theme song is a friggin STINKER. Gimme back my horns and strings and NO ONE SINGS DURING A STAR TREK INTRO YA FRICKS
I love all star trek, especially all the theme songs, but man that Enterprise theme song is a friggin STINKER. Gimme back my horns and strings and NO ONE SINGS DURING A STAR TREK INTRO YA FRICKS
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December 19, 2024 at 9:46 PM
Been watching all of the Star Trek series and just finished episode 1 of Enterprise
I love all star trek, especially all the theme songs, but man that Enterprise theme song is a friggin STINKER. Gimme back my horns and strings and NO ONE SINGS DURING A STAR TREK INTRO YA FRICKS
I love all star trek, especially all the theme songs, but man that Enterprise theme song is a friggin STINKER. Gimme back my horns and strings and NO ONE SINGS DURING A STAR TREK INTRO YA FRICKS
Hey folks!
Today I am trying out Infinity Nikki on stream!
It looks too-cute to be taken seriously, but the joke's on them because I happen to love Spy x Family and think Anya Forger is the cutest gosh dang person ever
BRING ON THE CUTE AND ANIME AND OUTFITS
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Today I am trying out Infinity Nikki on stream!
It looks too-cute to be taken seriously, but the joke's on them because I happen to love Spy x Family and think Anya Forger is the cutest gosh dang person ever
BRING ON THE CUTE AND ANIME AND OUTFITS
twitch.tv/techsmith314
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December 19, 2024 at 3:59 PM
Hey folks!
Today I am trying out Infinity Nikki on stream!
It looks too-cute to be taken seriously, but the joke's on them because I happen to love Spy x Family and think Anya Forger is the cutest gosh dang person ever
BRING ON THE CUTE AND ANIME AND OUTFITS
twitch.tv/techsmith314
Today I am trying out Infinity Nikki on stream!
It looks too-cute to be taken seriously, but the joke's on them because I happen to love Spy x Family and think Anya Forger is the cutest gosh dang person ever
BRING ON THE CUTE AND ANIME AND OUTFITS
twitch.tv/techsmith314
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Join us on Dec 19, 6am PT/2pm GMT for the Monster Hunter Wilds - Pre-Launch Community Update! The Community Team will be joined by #MHWilds director Yuya Tokuda to discuss the improvements & adjustments in the works for launch.
youtu.be/tWqiYSA-t8E
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Monster Hunter Wilds - Pre-Launch Community Update
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December 19, 2024 at 5:01 AM
Join us on Dec 19, 6am PT/2pm GMT for the Monster Hunter Wilds - Pre-Launch Community Update! The Community Team will be joined by #MHWilds director Yuya Tokuda to discuss the improvements & adjustments in the works for launch.
youtu.be/tWqiYSA-t8E
youtu.be/tWqiYSA-t8E
New Helldivers 2 enemy faction shadow-dropped during last nights game awards!
Milton and I are gonna check it out today, gosh I love an excuse to go back to that game
DEATH, FREEDOM, AND MORE DEATH!
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Milton and I are gonna check it out today, gosh I love an excuse to go back to that game
DEATH, FREEDOM, AND MORE DEATH!
twitch.tv/techsmith314
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December 13, 2024 at 3:59 PM
New Helldivers 2 enemy faction shadow-dropped during last nights game awards!
Milton and I are gonna check it out today, gosh I love an excuse to go back to that game
DEATH, FREEDOM, AND MORE DEATH!
twitch.tv/techsmith314
Milton and I are gonna check it out today, gosh I love an excuse to go back to that game
DEATH, FREEDOM, AND MORE DEATH!
twitch.tv/techsmith314
Turok and Onimusha blows my mind, these are some of the real golden oldies coming back!
December 13, 2024 at 6:39 AM
Turok and Onimusha blows my mind, these are some of the real golden oldies coming back!
Doing one more day of Path of Exile 2 before I move on to more variety of stuff for stream!
I currently have a level 25 witch, 24 sorceress, 22 warrior, 22 mercenary, and another 22 sorceress and I'm pretty sure this game is gonna be my obsession until Monster Hunter Wilds
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I currently have a level 25 witch, 24 sorceress, 22 warrior, 22 mercenary, and another 22 sorceress and I'm pretty sure this game is gonna be my obsession until Monster Hunter Wilds
twitch.tv/techsmith314
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December 12, 2024 at 3:59 PM
Doing one more day of Path of Exile 2 before I move on to more variety of stuff for stream!
I currently have a level 25 witch, 24 sorceress, 22 warrior, 22 mercenary, and another 22 sorceress and I'm pretty sure this game is gonna be my obsession until Monster Hunter Wilds
twitch.tv/techsmith314
I currently have a level 25 witch, 24 sorceress, 22 warrior, 22 mercenary, and another 22 sorceress and I'm pretty sure this game is gonna be my obsession until Monster Hunter Wilds
twitch.tv/techsmith314
I've said it on stream but here is the official announcement! I will be teaming up with 3 other content creators to raise money for Hope For The Day!
We will be driving mental health awareness and support, December 15th, aiming to raise $30,000!
(can you tell which one is me in the image?)
We will be driving mental health awareness and support, December 15th, aiming to raise $30,000!
(can you tell which one is me in the image?)
December 11, 2024 at 10:25 PM
I've said it on stream but here is the official announcement! I will be teaming up with 3 other content creators to raise money for Hope For The Day!
We will be driving mental health awareness and support, December 15th, aiming to raise $30,000!
(can you tell which one is me in the image?)
We will be driving mental health awareness and support, December 15th, aiming to raise $30,000!
(can you tell which one is me in the image?)
Good morning folks!
Today on stream I will be using the digital audio workspace called "FL Studio" to make a "Tech Jam" (this is just a music track with audio clips from my steam in it for some laughs)
It's super easy to make a silly little song, so come on over and learn!
twitch.tv/techsmith314
Today on stream I will be using the digital audio workspace called "FL Studio" to make a "Tech Jam" (this is just a music track with audio clips from my steam in it for some laughs)
It's super easy to make a silly little song, so come on over and learn!
twitch.tv/techsmith314
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December 11, 2024 at 3:59 PM
Good morning folks!
Today on stream I will be using the digital audio workspace called "FL Studio" to make a "Tech Jam" (this is just a music track with audio clips from my steam in it for some laughs)
It's super easy to make a silly little song, so come on over and learn!
twitch.tv/techsmith314
Today on stream I will be using the digital audio workspace called "FL Studio" to make a "Tech Jam" (this is just a music track with audio clips from my steam in it for some laughs)
It's super easy to make a silly little song, so come on over and learn!
twitch.tv/techsmith314
Everything is either uphill or downhill
Think about it, no two places are at exactly the same height, and no flat surface can be perfectly flat. Everything is either uphill or downhill. Hell, your feet are on two different god damned hills!
Think about it, no two places are at exactly the same height, and no flat surface can be perfectly flat. Everything is either uphill or downhill. Hell, your feet are on two different god damned hills!
December 10, 2024 at 6:58 AM
Everything is either uphill or downhill
Think about it, no two places are at exactly the same height, and no flat surface can be perfectly flat. Everything is either uphill or downhill. Hell, your feet are on two different god damned hills!
Think about it, no two places are at exactly the same height, and no flat surface can be perfectly flat. Everything is either uphill or downhill. Hell, your feet are on two different god damned hills!
The night is dark and deep
The people they but sleep
A morning moon
A rising sun
The Gamer marks them and swears "one more run"
The people wake from their slumber
The world rocks as they creak and lumber
The people toil
And pay no mind
To The Gamer who needs no sleep while on the grind
The people they but sleep
A morning moon
A rising sun
The Gamer marks them and swears "one more run"
The people wake from their slumber
The world rocks as they creak and lumber
The people toil
And pay no mind
To The Gamer who needs no sleep while on the grind
December 10, 2024 at 6:27 AM
The night is dark and deep
The people they but sleep
A morning moon
A rising sun
The Gamer marks them and swears "one more run"
The people wake from their slumber
The world rocks as they creak and lumber
The people toil
And pay no mind
To The Gamer who needs no sleep while on the grind
The people they but sleep
A morning moon
A rising sun
The Gamer marks them and swears "one more run"
The people wake from their slumber
The world rocks as they creak and lumber
The people toil
And pay no mind
To The Gamer who needs no sleep while on the grind
Good morning folks!
Gonna be playing some Path of Exile 2 on stream today
YES just like every other streamer and their mom
The difference here though is that I'm really cute
twitch.tv/techsmith314
Gonna be playing some Path of Exile 2 on stream today
YES just like every other streamer and their mom
The difference here though is that I'm really cute
twitch.tv/techsmith314
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December 9, 2024 at 3:59 PM
Good morning folks!
Gonna be playing some Path of Exile 2 on stream today
YES just like every other streamer and their mom
The difference here though is that I'm really cute
twitch.tv/techsmith314
Gonna be playing some Path of Exile 2 on stream today
YES just like every other streamer and their mom
The difference here though is that I'm really cute
twitch.tv/techsmith314
Hey there bud that there Path of Exile 2's a pretty good game there bud
December 8, 2024 at 10:40 PM
Hey there bud that there Path of Exile 2's a pretty good game there bud
Did I stay up past my bedtime fishing in The Angler? Why yes I did and I FRIGGIN CAUGHT BIG LARRY
(This is a cheap phone camera picture of my steam deck screen in bed I'm an old man)
(This is a cheap phone camera picture of my steam deck screen in bed I'm an old man)
December 4, 2024 at 7:21 AM
Did I stay up past my bedtime fishing in The Angler? Why yes I did and I FRIGGIN CAUGHT BIG LARRY
(This is a cheap phone camera picture of my steam deck screen in bed I'm an old man)
(This is a cheap phone camera picture of my steam deck screen in bed I'm an old man)
Hey folks! Today we are going to continue more of Cryptmaster but then we will be hopping over to some really great new DLC for theHunter: Call of the Wild
New park, new dog, new guns, and skeet shooting! Come on over and check out the great #sponsored stuff!
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New park, new dog, new guns, and skeet shooting! Come on over and check out the great #sponsored stuff!
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December 3, 2024 at 3:58 PM
Hey folks! Today we are going to continue more of Cryptmaster but then we will be hopping over to some really great new DLC for theHunter: Call of the Wild
New park, new dog, new guns, and skeet shooting! Come on over and check out the great #sponsored stuff!
twitch.tv/techsmith314
New park, new dog, new guns, and skeet shooting! Come on over and check out the great #sponsored stuff!
twitch.tv/techsmith314
I think part of the magic of snow is that it makes the night so bright. No more shadows for monsters to hide in. All the majesty and beauty of the night with none of the terror.
December 2, 2024 at 7:21 AM
I think part of the magic of snow is that it makes the night so bright. No more shadows for monsters to hide in. All the majesty and beauty of the night with none of the terror.