Happy Taylidays 🎁
@taybaylor.bsky.social
Bonfire of My Vanity | Your grandpa saw my t1ts on Facebook | The hottest thing a woman can be is a weirdo
https://boxd.it/zjyaS
https://boxd.it/zjyaS
Pinned
Reposted by Happy Taylidays 🎁
Relatable king.
December 6, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Relatable king.
Reposted by Happy Taylidays 🎁
put 👏 sports 👏 betting 👏 back 👏 in 👏 the 👏 hands 👏 of 👏 the 👏 mob 👏
I am 100% convinced that the mafia has more ethics than FIFA, probably by a wide margin.
FIFA removing Infantino for inventing a fake award is like the mafia firing someone for “ethical concerns.”
December 6, 2025 at 12:57 PM
put 👏 sports 👏 betting 👏 back 👏 in 👏 the 👏 hands 👏 of 👏 the 👏 mob 👏
someone please aim a cannon at my uterus, i am tired from raising my mother holy fucking shit
December 6, 2025 at 2:38 PM
someone please aim a cannon at my uterus, i am tired from raising my mother holy fucking shit
Reposted by Happy Taylidays 🎁
do i watch porn? yes, i do watch clips of marlon brando's scenes from 'a streetcar named desire' (1951), yes, i do.
December 5, 2025 at 4:32 PM
do i watch porn? yes, i do watch clips of marlon brando's scenes from 'a streetcar named desire' (1951), yes, i do.
Reposted by Happy Taylidays 🎁
Reposted by Happy Taylidays 🎁
I love my people so much
December 5, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I love my people so much
Reposted by Happy Taylidays 🎁
You can’t tell if someone is disabled just by looking at them.
There’s no such thing as the “genuinely disabled”.
You are not entitled to a person’s entire medical history just so you can decide whether to believe them or not.
People are not faking disability, most are trying to fake being well.
There’s no such thing as the “genuinely disabled”.
You are not entitled to a person’s entire medical history just so you can decide whether to believe them or not.
People are not faking disability, most are trying to fake being well.
December 4, 2025 at 5:52 AM
You can’t tell if someone is disabled just by looking at them.
There’s no such thing as the “genuinely disabled”.
You are not entitled to a person’s entire medical history just so you can decide whether to believe them or not.
People are not faking disability, most are trying to fake being well.
There’s no such thing as the “genuinely disabled”.
You are not entitled to a person’s entire medical history just so you can decide whether to believe them or not.
People are not faking disability, most are trying to fake being well.
Reposted by Happy Taylidays 🎁
‘What did you get for Christmas?’ HANTAVIRUS!
December 2, 2025 at 11:35 AM
‘What did you get for Christmas?’ HANTAVIRUS!
Reposted by Happy Taylidays 🎁
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
Reposted by Happy Taylidays 🎁
Romance has been keeping publishing afloat for a while now. And far more people read romance than will admit to it.
And in the audiobook world? We have narrators who are FAMOUS for doing romance audiobooks. They’re basically celebrities.
And in the audiobook world? We have narrators who are FAMOUS for doing romance audiobooks. They’re basically celebrities.
seriously, it appears that while basically nobody is reading fiction anymore when it comes to 90% of genres of literature, a lot of very horny people must be spending a lot of money on romance novels
November 30, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Romance has been keeping publishing afloat for a while now. And far more people read romance than will admit to it.
And in the audiobook world? We have narrators who are FAMOUS for doing romance audiobooks. They’re basically celebrities.
And in the audiobook world? We have narrators who are FAMOUS for doing romance audiobooks. They’re basically celebrities.
people enjoy the holidays with family?????? i could never
November 30, 2025 at 8:48 PM
people enjoy the holidays with family?????? i could never
Reposted by Happy Taylidays 🎁
Alma Montague, 34, who routinely keeps her arms folded tightly over her chest like someone might try to steal her boobs, is an expert in making new feline friends without exchanging a single word.
Autistic woman only good at body language when she’s talking to cats
An autistic woman whose resting body language says “any second I will snap and rain down fire and brimstone upon you” reportedly has no such issues when it comes to unspoken communication with cats. …
thedailytism.com
November 30, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Alma Montague, 34, who routinely keeps her arms folded tightly over her chest like someone might try to steal her boobs, is an expert in making new feline friends without exchanging a single word.
Reposted by Happy Taylidays 🎁
yep. no mention in the article of right wing billionaires ruining the WaPo and CBS. no mention of Murdoch outlets spreading right wing bullshit for decades. no mention of the clear biases of nuzzi and tapper and so many other famous journalists. no mention of destruction of teen vogue.
I’m not sure what to make of this survey, honestly? If you’re a young person in solidarity with Gaza, or against police killings, or you’re trans or queer, would you have reason to trust the news?
A lost generation of news consumers? Survey shows how teenagers dislike the news media
You don't have to tell Cat Murphy or Lily Ogburn about the attitudes of young people toward journalists.
apnews.com
November 30, 2025 at 1:22 PM
yep. no mention in the article of right wing billionaires ruining the WaPo and CBS. no mention of Murdoch outlets spreading right wing bullshit for decades. no mention of the clear biases of nuzzi and tapper and so many other famous journalists. no mention of destruction of teen vogue.
something i’m really appreciative of this year was developing a deeper connection with lynch’s work. always have been a fan since he bent my brain at 16 after watching ERASERHEAD, but i really needed his heart this year. glad he left it with us in his work.
November 29, 2025 at 6:13 PM
something i’m really appreciative of this year was developing a deeper connection with lynch’s work. always have been a fan since he bent my brain at 16 after watching ERASERHEAD, but i really needed his heart this year. glad he left it with us in his work.
spending the holidays with my libertarian survivalist relatives. why didn’t i get some professors or some shit in that birth lottery?
November 28, 2025 at 3:12 PM
spending the holidays with my libertarian survivalist relatives. why didn’t i get some professors or some shit in that birth lottery?
Reposted by Happy Taylidays 🎁
Definitely have to share one of the most iconic Thanksgiving Day reenactments today. Grab those cardigans and highballs and enjoy! 🦃 🍁 🪶🔥🍽️
Addams Family Values: Thanksgiving play (HD CLIP)
YouTube video by Binge Society
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Definitely have to share one of the most iconic Thanksgiving Day reenactments today. Grab those cardigans and highballs and enjoy! 🦃 🍁 🪶🔥🍽️
Reposted by Happy Taylidays 🎁
when a 58 year old man whose profile picture is lit like a gestapo mugshot likes all of my pictures and then follows me and then messages me that i am ‘intriguing’…that’s when i know im in for the adventure of a lifetime
November 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
when a 58 year old man whose profile picture is lit like a gestapo mugshot likes all of my pictures and then follows me and then messages me that i am ‘intriguing’…that’s when i know im in for the adventure of a lifetime
Reposted by Happy Taylidays 🎁
MGT has seen her networth jump from $700k to $25 million since joining Congress in 2021. And she served juuust long enough to get a lifetime tax payer-funded pension.
She got the joke.
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
She got the joke.
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
Marjorie Taylor Greene Came So Close to Getting the Joke
What the Georgia representative learned in Washington
www.theatlantic.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:29 PM
MGT has seen her networth jump from $700k to $25 million since joining Congress in 2021. And she served juuust long enough to get a lifetime tax payer-funded pension.
She got the joke.
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
She got the joke.
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
that’s great, when can we **** them?
Google’s cofounders have risen through the ranks of the world’s wealthiest in recent weeks.
Sergey Brin Now No. 3 Richest—Google Co-Founders Pass Oracle’s Larry Ellison Amid Alphabet Surge
Google’s cofounders have risen through the ranks of the world’s wealthiest in recent weeks.
www.forbes.com
November 26, 2025 at 6:17 PM
that’s great, when can we **** them?