Tacos, bears, and bellies
@tacocub.bsky.social
Adventure, excitement? Jedi crave not these things. Gay asf, but you knew that
Wishing you the Tummiest of Tuesdays
November 11, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Wishing you the Tummiest of Tuesdays
Wanted: Cuddle Buddy. Apply within. No prior experience required. This is a full time position
November 10, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Wanted: Cuddle Buddy. Apply within. No prior experience required. This is a full time position
My fat Jesus era
November 7, 2025 at 4:15 PM
My fat Jesus era
Idk why, but Mike’s dad, Ted, in Stranger Things is so fucking hot
November 7, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Idk why, but Mike’s dad, Ted, in Stranger Things is so fucking hot
Yall here for the belly and it is tummy tuesday. Come cuddle papa
November 4, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Yall here for the belly and it is tummy tuesday. Come cuddle papa
A friend commissioned some artwork from me. Decent/terrible?
November 4, 2025 at 4:58 PM
A friend commissioned some artwork from me. Decent/terrible?
Crazy cat lady sweater go hard in the paint
November 3, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Crazy cat lady sweater go hard in the paint
Somebody come get your boy. He doin fat boy shit
November 1, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Somebody come get your boy. He doin fat boy shit
They’re little vampires
November 1, 2025 at 12:48 AM
They’re little vampires
If Sydney can’t call the police up stairs cuz the mobile home phone is off the hook, how she able to connect to the internet to type to the police?
October 31, 2025 at 1:47 AM
If Sydney can’t call the police up stairs cuz the mobile home phone is off the hook, how she able to connect to the internet to type to the police?
The first step is admitting you have a problem
October 29, 2025 at 5:13 PM
The first step is admitting you have a problem
I think we’re soft launching 2XL
October 29, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I think we’re soft launching 2XL
Tummy Tuesday. How’d that get there?
October 29, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Tummy Tuesday. How’d that get there?
The biggest lexapro side effect is I cannot get enough cuddles. I could cuddle for a month straight. I need cuddles. I yearn for the cuddles. Cuddle me harder daddy.
October 26, 2025 at 1:32 AM
The biggest lexapro side effect is I cannot get enough cuddles. I could cuddle for a month straight. I need cuddles. I yearn for the cuddles. Cuddle me harder daddy.
It’s been years since it’s been years since I could sit criss cross apple sauce
October 24, 2025 at 2:17 AM
It’s been years since it’s been years since I could sit criss cross apple sauce
I find your lack of carbs disturbing
October 21, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I find your lack of carbs disturbing
“No amount of diet soda can revitalize my flavor fatigue
for these wings” he said, head in hands, crying. I am become everything I never wanted. Help me, Carbs. You’re my only hope
for these wings” he said, head in hands, crying. I am become everything I never wanted. Help me, Carbs. You’re my only hope
October 20, 2025 at 6:16 PM
“No amount of diet soda can revitalize my flavor fatigue
for these wings” he said, head in hands, crying. I am become everything I never wanted. Help me, Carbs. You’re my only hope
for these wings” he said, head in hands, crying. I am become everything I never wanted. Help me, Carbs. You’re my only hope
It’s down right chilly this morning. Hope you had a good weekend
October 20, 2025 at 2:28 PM
It’s down right chilly this morning. Hope you had a good weekend
