Stephen Belcher-Saunders
@sycobuny.bsky.social
A ghost made of patchwork memories and self-told lies, haunting a skeleton that was wrapped in meat and skin.
Turns out you CAN forget how to ride a bicycle.
Turns out you CAN forget how to ride a bicycle.
Pinned
I hate every single person who stands in front of a Democrat and defends their behavior.
Yes, absolutely 100% fuck the Democratic Party. Fuck the Neo-Nazi/Republican Party even more, but Vichy "Liberal Opposition" can fuck itself pretty goddamned hard to start.
Yes, absolutely 100% fuck the Democratic Party. Fuck the Neo-Nazi/Republican Party even more, but Vichy "Liberal Opposition" can fuck itself pretty goddamned hard to start.
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Any given trans person (particularly one in any role of power or prestige) is at risk of being forcibly cast as the villain in an algorithmic right-wing fairy tale by some grifter who's greatest dream in life is to be a pitchman for crypto schemes and off-brand fertility supplements
every trans person i see post about the OU suspension knows that the suspended target is trans & a grad student, & has an innate awareness that this is about purging trans employees. every cis person i see thinks the target is a rando professor & that this is about giving conservatives good grades
December 1, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Any given trans person (particularly one in any role of power or prestige) is at risk of being forcibly cast as the villain in an algorithmic right-wing fairy tale by some grifter who's greatest dream in life is to be a pitchman for crypto schemes and off-brand fertility supplements
They are starving does the AI bubble even care??
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
BOSTON—Stressing that the move would help keep digital currencies liquid through the coming year, crypto leaders called for an infusion of 20 million dopes Thursday to stabilize the market. “We’re cal...
theonion.com
December 1, 2025 at 9:44 PM
They are starving does the AI bubble even care??
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Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
BOSTON—Stressing that the move would help keep digital currencies liquid through the coming year, crypto leaders called for an infusion of 20 million dopes Thursday to stabilize the market. “We’re cal...
theonion.com
December 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
Fulnecky? Are they doing a bit?
December 1, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Fulnecky? Are they doing a bit?
"I may not like what you have to say, but so long as there is breath in my body, which is absolutely unthreatened by anything under consideration and I will die old and in a comfortable bed surrounded by loved ones, I'll defend to death your right to stomp out the existence of everyone else"
December 1, 2025 at 6:48 PM
"I may not like what you have to say, but so long as there is breath in my body, which is absolutely unthreatened by anything under consideration and I will die old and in a comfortable bed surrounded by loved ones, I'll defend to death your right to stomp out the existence of everyone else"
"Non-germane perspectives" is a new level of asshole-speak
December 1, 2025 at 6:45 PM
"Non-germane perspectives" is a new level of asshole-speak
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[trans people fired from all federal jobs]
[trans people fired from all military jobs]
[trans people fired from jobs everywhere]
[cis people fired for being accused of being trans]
[cis professors fired for mentioning trans people exist]
[trans teacher fired for giving a bad grade to Nazi]
liberal:
[trans people fired from all military jobs]
[trans people fired from jobs everywhere]
[cis people fired for being accused of being trans]
[cis professors fired for mentioning trans people exist]
[trans teacher fired for giving a bad grade to Nazi]
liberal:
December 1, 2025 at 6:17 PM
[trans people fired from all federal jobs]
[trans people fired from all military jobs]
[trans people fired from jobs everywhere]
[cis people fired for being accused of being trans]
[cis professors fired for mentioning trans people exist]
[trans teacher fired for giving a bad grade to Nazi]
liberal:
[trans people fired from all military jobs]
[trans people fired from jobs everywhere]
[cis people fired for being accused of being trans]
[cis professors fired for mentioning trans people exist]
[trans teacher fired for giving a bad grade to Nazi]
liberal:
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With his new comedy show and debut novel, is it time to let Louis C.K. force women to watch him masturbate again?
When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made. With his new comedy show and début novel, has Louis C.K. met the bar?
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
Louis C.K.’s Next Chapter
In a new standup special, and a début novel, the comedian navigates murky, post-#MeToo terrain: not quite exiled, not quite welcomed back.
www.newyorker.com
November 29, 2025 at 11:05 PM
With his new comedy show and debut novel, is it time to let Louis C.K. force women to watch him masturbate again?
I don't know what this is about and I have a lot of trepidation about whether I should try to look for answers.
December 1, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I don't know what this is about and I have a lot of trepidation about whether I should try to look for answers.
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To heal our divided nation I propose splitting Game of the Year awards into two categories:
- Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy
- Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever
- Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy
- Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever
November 28, 2025 at 1:49 PM
To heal our divided nation I propose splitting Game of the Year awards into two categories:
- Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy
- Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever
- Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy
- Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever
You should be allowed to describe anything happening to Stephen Miller on any platform, because terms of service only deal with discussions of harm against living beings with souls and not horrific homunculi comprised of all of the evils heaped upon mortalkind as punishment for our collective sins.
November 28, 2025 at 9:38 PM
You should be allowed to describe anything happening to Stephen Miller on any platform, because terms of service only deal with discussions of harm against living beings with souls and not horrific homunculi comprised of all of the evils heaped upon mortalkind as punishment for our collective sins.
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I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
AirBnB CEO calling it “vibe revenue” just 👨🍳 😘
The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
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If it didn't make me angry, I am pretty sure this would be mentally devastating to really engage with the idea that *that* is what we have decided to reward with unimaginable wealth while he destroyed the life's work of people who were creating knowledge and willingly working for very little.
November 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
If it didn't make me angry, I am pretty sure this would be mentally devastating to really engage with the idea that *that* is what we have decided to reward with unimaginable wealth while he destroyed the life's work of people who were creating knowledge and willingly working for very little.
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any system that showers hundreds of billions on this person for building zero sustainably profitable businesses is a bad system
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 3:57 PM
any system that showers hundreds of billions on this person for building zero sustainably profitable businesses is a bad system
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if there's a reason to keep up the "tribunals for all involved" discourse one such reason it is to put in stark relief how far away some of the Dem politicking is from the mood on the ground
eric swalwell said on msnow that a major goal of a dem majority after the midterms would be for ice masks to come off and badges to come out, this is insufficient
November 24, 2025 at 3:30 AM
if there's a reason to keep up the "tribunals for all involved" discourse one such reason it is to put in stark relief how far away some of the Dem politicking is from the mood on the ground
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my "i waited to fuck Olivia Nuzzi until it was legal" shirt is prompting a lot of questions already answered by the shirt
It’s very funny to me that he apparently considers this detail exculpatory www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/s...
November 22, 2025 at 1:58 PM
my "i waited to fuck Olivia Nuzzi until it was legal" shirt is prompting a lot of questions already answered by the shirt
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Checking in on MechaHitler
November 20, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Checking in on MechaHitler
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just learned we won an award for our blog post about Tom Holland and stormwater management.
remember, when you see an article about stormwater management, you repost it. i don’t make the rules.
remember, when you see an article about stormwater management, you repost it. i don’t make the rules.
What Tom Holland’s historic lip-sync showcase taught us about stormwater management
Grab your umbrella and your tights.
neorsd.medium.com
November 19, 2025 at 12:22 AM
just learned we won an award for our blog post about Tom Holland and stormwater management.
remember, when you see an article about stormwater management, you repost it. i don’t make the rules.
remember, when you see an article about stormwater management, you repost it. i don’t make the rules.
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At least the 2008 crash was about a bet that housing would never decline. The next one will be about betting that six companies who sell each other magic beans would never decline
November 17, 2025 at 8:08 PM
At least the 2008 crash was about a bet that housing would never decline. The next one will be about betting that six companies who sell each other magic beans would never decline
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(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
November 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
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ok I only saw the one dumb take but it turns out that was only a warmup
November 16, 2025 at 4:17 PM
ok I only saw the one dumb take but it turns out that was only a warmup