Swinterby
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I like to think of myself as a stakeholder
Pantone puts out their color of the year in December of the prior year? That doesn't make sense. I would have assumed that the color for 2025 was this bullshit yellow/green I saw everywhere
December 4, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Pantone puts out their color of the year in December of the prior year? That doesn't make sense. I would have assumed that the color for 2025 was this bullshit yellow/green I saw everywhere
Apple Watch trying to make me feel better about aging
December 3, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Apple Watch trying to make me feel better about aging
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“Jinglehorse” is such a great racial slur for a reindeer.
December 18, 2024 at 2:16 AM
“Jinglehorse” is such a great racial slur for a reindeer.
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hi my dame is what, my dame is who, my dame is chika chika dench judy
December 3, 2025 at 4:21 AM
hi my dame is what, my dame is who, my dame is chika chika dench judy
Black Friday through Giving Tuesday is a great time to unsubscribe from all of the mailing lists you've ended up on. Even the ones that don't email a lot will crawl out of the woodwork around now
December 2, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Black Friday through Giving Tuesday is a great time to unsubscribe from all of the mailing lists you've ended up on. Even the ones that don't email a lot will crawl out of the woodwork around now
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Me buying a copy of The Onion when I was 18: "let's see what those rascals are up to now."
Me subscribing to The Onion now: "It is my duty as a patriot to see what those rascals are up to now."
Me subscribing to The Onion now: "It is my duty as a patriot to see what those rascals are up to now."
Hi everybody,
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
Join The Onion
Don’t just read the news. Feel it. Be among the first to feel the news.
membership.theonion.com
November 28, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Me buying a copy of The Onion when I was 18: "let's see what those rascals are up to now."
Me subscribing to The Onion now: "It is my duty as a patriot to see what those rascals are up to now."
Me subscribing to The Onion now: "It is my duty as a patriot to see what those rascals are up to now."
I love how much people are trying to sell me things today. I feel like the belle of the ball
November 28, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I love how much people are trying to sell me things today. I feel like the belle of the ball
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Stephen Miller talks like every nerve in his body is forcefully trying to reject what his mind is telling it to say but he powers through anyway & yet the most remarkable thing about him is how his eyes are more soulless than Pinhead's while his appearance entirely What If Buster Bluth Had A Wario
November 28, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Stephen Miller talks like every nerve in his body is forcefully trying to reject what his mind is telling it to say but he powers through anyway & yet the most remarkable thing about him is how his eyes are more soulless than Pinhead's while his appearance entirely What If Buster Bluth Had A Wario
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Elmer Fudd is in bed with a beautiful woman, but she's sad. She says she feels all alone in the world. Elmer says, "The treatment is simple. The great bunny Bugs is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." And the woman bursts into tears. Says, "But Elmer...I am Bugs Bunny."
October 22, 2023 at 9:19 AM
Elmer Fudd is in bed with a beautiful woman, but she's sad. She says she feels all alone in the world. Elmer says, "The treatment is simple. The great bunny Bugs is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." And the woman bursts into tears. Says, "But Elmer...I am Bugs Bunny."
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Today on Volts: I've had more requests to cover this than almost any other topic in the pod's history, so now, at long last, balcony solar! We dig into how "plug-in solar" took off in Europe & how it's making its way to the US, starting in Utah. Backyard DIY types rejoice!
What's the deal with balcony solar?
Cora Stryker joins me to explain how "plug-in" solar took Europe by storm and is finally, via Utah (?), making its way to America.
www.volts.wtf
November 26, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Today on Volts: I've had more requests to cover this than almost any other topic in the pod's history, so now, at long last, balcony solar! We dig into how "plug-in solar" took off in Europe & how it's making its way to the US, starting in Utah. Backyard DIY types rejoice!
I had this plan to mess up my algorithm by logging into facebook and then searching for and visiting webpages on topics and hobbies I wasn't interested in, in order to get ads for stuff I don't care about
November 24, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I had this plan to mess up my algorithm by logging into facebook and then searching for and visiting webpages on topics and hobbies I wasn't interested in, in order to get ads for stuff I don't care about
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David Lynch: You're not just trying to get on the show are you
Frank Silva: (creeping around set on all fours like a little demon) No sir
Frank Silva: (creeping around set on all fours like a little demon) No sir
May 19, 2025 at 3:35 PM
David Lynch: You're not just trying to get on the show are you
Frank Silva: (creeping around set on all fours like a little demon) No sir
Frank Silva: (creeping around set on all fours like a little demon) No sir
lol yes I want to see the version of the lion king where simba is played by Hans Zimmer
November 23, 2025 at 2:34 AM
lol yes I want to see the version of the lion king where simba is played by Hans Zimmer
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Doctor: I’m sorry, you have Microsoft Teams Exposure…. the only cure is watching a movie from the 90s on mute at your local dive bar
November 20, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Doctor: I’m sorry, you have Microsoft Teams Exposure…. the only cure is watching a movie from the 90s on mute at your local dive bar
I used to feel bad about my writing skills and then I read her writing. I used to feel bad about the music I made when I was younger, and then I heard this. She's like the patron saint of imposter syndrome
Someone found an mp3 of the creepy "Jailbait" song Olivia Nuzzi released when she was 16 🫣
November 19, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I used to feel bad about my writing skills and then I read her writing. I used to feel bad about the music I made when I was younger, and then I heard this. She's like the patron saint of imposter syndrome
John McCrea voice: How much did you pay for your bad Moto Nuzzi
November 19, 2025 at 2:40 AM
John McCrea voice: How much did you pay for your bad Moto Nuzzi
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finally we have made Chucky from the beloved children's movie CHILD'S PLAY
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AI-Powered Stuffed Animal Pulled From Market After Disturbing Interactions With Children
FoloToy says it's suspended sales of its AI-powered teddy bear after researchers found it gave wildly inappropriate and dangerous answers.
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November 17, 2025 at 7:21 PM
finally we have made Chucky from the beloved children's movie CHILD'S PLAY
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Ha ha eat shit Brian Eno
November 16, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Ha ha eat shit Brian Eno
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Joyce Carol Oates sitting across a desk from Kendrick Lamar:
"So I'm putting a team together..."
Isaac Chotiner knocks on the open door.
"So I'm putting a team together..."
Isaac Chotiner knocks on the open door.
Personally, I will be trying to avoid the notice of Joyce Carol Oates and Kendrick Lamar for the rest of my natural life
I need Joyce Carol Oates to be mean to me online so I can get my life together
November 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Joyce Carol Oates sitting across a desk from Kendrick Lamar:
"So I'm putting a team together..."
Isaac Chotiner knocks on the open door.
"So I'm putting a team together..."
Isaac Chotiner knocks on the open door.
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ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy
November 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy
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USAians, if you don’t already know about Too Good To Go, you should check it out.
It’s a free app that works with local restaurants & bakeries to help them sell (at steep discounts) unsold food at the end of the day—and helps you find cheap good food
apps.apple.com/us/app/too-g...
It’s a free app that works with local restaurants & bakeries to help them sell (at steep discounts) unsold food at the end of the day—and helps you find cheap good food
apps.apple.com/us/app/too-g...
Too Good To Go: End Food Waste App - App Store
Download Too Good To Go: End Food Waste by Too Good To Go on the App Store. See screenshots, ratings and reviews, user tips, and more games like Too Good To Go:…
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November 11, 2025 at 4:24 PM
USAians, if you don’t already know about Too Good To Go, you should check it out.
It’s a free app that works with local restaurants & bakeries to help them sell (at steep discounts) unsold food at the end of the day—and helps you find cheap good food
apps.apple.com/us/app/too-g...
It’s a free app that works with local restaurants & bakeries to help them sell (at steep discounts) unsold food at the end of the day—and helps you find cheap good food
apps.apple.com/us/app/too-g...
This is just what she does
JCO with the windmill dunk
Yeah I guess LeBron putting up a 22.6 PER is pretty special, but it's not that impressive when you compare him to people rolling out of bed and firing off something like this at age 86.
November 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
This is just what she does
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