Swat
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Swat
@swat20.bsky.social

Professional idiot.
I’m excited for the 3am big mad toilet tweets
November 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
@tolkoto.com I'm late to the party but I DEF just bought a mug lol
October 31, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Hot take: the ODST armour was always cooler
October 31, 2025 at 3:12 AM
This shit is all just one giant shell game, while burning money and the environment to the ground.
OpenAI non-profit org restructures with majority stake in for-profit business
Microsoft now holds a significant stake in the ChatGPT maker.
www.shacknews.com
October 28, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Has there ever been a stronger over lap than extreme narcissism and extreme stupidity???
October 28, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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October 23, 2025 at 6:35 PM
@danryckert.com , it’s criminal you don’t name fire escape episodes, because, bunker hill sex stuff would be an insane one lol
October 22, 2025 at 1:40 AM
So the White House is just going to be rebranded as mar-a-lardo north then apparently.
October 21, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Nothing says great leadership, like throwing your partners under the bus.

Xbox under the current leadership is dead.
'This is Their Hardware': Xbox Boss Says Ally X Handheld's Eye-Watering $1,000 Price Was Set by Asus - IGN
Xbox has addressed the ROG Ally X handheld's controversial $1,000 price point — and said it had been hardware maker Asus that ultimately decided how much to charge.
www.ign.com
October 20, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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“Who among us hasn’t called for the eradication of the Jews when we were children between ages 25-40? And suddenly it’s offensive to say we want to send people to a fun camp work program? Sorry for giving you a job. Be more grateful.”
- JD Vance when asked about Hitler loving Young Republicans
October 16, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I’m coming late to it, but time really enjoying Metaphor Bill de Blasio
October 14, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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October 9, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Yankees fans still booing in vain hopes of overturning Jays victory
October 9, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Lollll fuck the Yankees
October 9, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Borderlands 4 is coded as well as borderlands the movie is written.
October 4, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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October 1, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Damn Xbox keep up the great work of *checks notes* making sure no one gives you money ever again.
October 1, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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September 26, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
LONDON—Claiming that he recognized the member of the royal family, but his memory was hazy, President Donald Trump has spent his entire trip to the U.K. trying to figure out where he knows Prince Andr...
theonion.com
September 21, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles
WASHINGTON—Despite the president’s sagging approval rating overall, a Gallup Poll released Tuesday confirmed that Donald Trump’s support remained overwhelmingly strong among working-class American ped...
theonion.com
September 19, 2025 at 9:30 PM