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Suki van K

Suki van K

@sukivank.bsky.social

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Intuitive Astrologer. Lazy Witch. Tarot Reader. Book Nerd. Weirdo Misfit. Retro Gamer. 🏳️‍🌈 English born 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 living in Australia 🇦🇺 fluent-but-rusty in French 🇫🇷 Currently falling hard for Hellenistic astrology ❤️‍🔥 sukivank.com #witchsky #astrology

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Suki van K @sukivank.bsky.social · 17d

Forget phoenixes, why the hell didn’t I know this completely improbable fact about caterpillars and butterflies?!

Also ‘imaginal discs’?! That makes it sound even more like a fairy tale!

Suki van K @sukivank.bsky.social · 17d

“Inside the chrysalis, enzymes dissolve the caterpillar into a nutrient-rich soup. A few specialised cell clusters called ‘imaginal discs’ survive the melting and contain the “blueprints” for the butterfly. Using the liquefied caterpillar as raw material, the butterfly is built.” 🤯

Suki van K @sukivank.bsky.social · 17d

“Inside the chrysalis, enzymes dissolve the caterpillar into a nutrient-rich soup. A few specialised cell clusters called ‘imaginal discs’ survive the melting and contain the “blueprints” for the butterfly. Using the liquefied caterpillar as raw material, the butterfly is built.” 🤯

Suki van K @sukivank.bsky.social · 18d

I followed a car with the plate “450 TBR” tonight… I thought about all the unread books on my bookshelf and in unpacked boxes and my bedside table and thought ‘yeah that’s probably about right actually…’

Suki van K @sukivank.bsky.social · Sep 20

Incorrect. “Decan” is very much a valid word, right, astrologers?

A screenshot of a daily quordle puzzle with a guess of the word “decan” (an astrological term for the division of each sign into three 10° parts) quordle is claiming that Decan isn’t a word… rude.

Suki van K @sukivank.bsky.social · Aug 19

Thanks for not leaving us out like the rest of the world does 🤣

Suki van K @sukivank.bsky.social · Jul 29

*cries in astrology*

Suki van K @sukivank.bsky.social · Jul 28

I’m having so much fun with the nodes on my angles…

The girl colouring in whilst crying meme. My life right now. A little girl wearing a blue shirt and colouring in with a red crayon whilst holding her head and crying.

Suki van K @sukivank.bsky.social · Jul 28

… and for the moon, south node and mars to get the heck off my ascendant. Please and thank you.

Suki van K @sukivank.bsky.social · Jul 28

Everybody knows you don’t sex the ex in Mercury Rx.

Suki van K @sukivank.bsky.social · Jul 23

I never actually *saw* a case of exes coming back during a Mercury retrograde but can confirm it’s 100% true. Happened to me this week. Wild.

Anyone else?

Suki van K @sukivank.bsky.social · Jul 17

*new mantra unlocked* 🤣

Suki van K @sukivank.bsky.social · Jul 17

Not gonna lie, fk yeah it was 🔥🔥🔥

🤣

Suki van K @sukivank.bsky.social · Jul 14

🤣🤣🤣 I did not… there’s still time…

Suki van K @sukivank.bsky.social · Jul 14

I can think of nothing *less* Venusian (except if the lemon was on fire)

A picture of a lemon between thumb and forefinger. The lemon is small and rounded with a black sticker that says “Venus - since 1977 - Australian Citrus”

Suki van K @sukivank.bsky.social · Jul 14

That’s so good to hear! It’s a wild time for sure… sometimes I think just knowing the astrology that’s going on helps to go with the flow when things get “dynamic” (I like your very polite way of describing what I would call chaos in my life 🤣)

Suki van K @sukivank.bsky.social · Jul 14

Oh interesting! It’ll be super interesting to see how it evolves or intensifies as Pluto moves through Aquarius and when it gets to the later degrees…

Suki van K @sukivank.bsky.social · Jul 14

Oh yeah, any significant Aquarius placements, they’re really being shaken up! What a huge change for you… is your Moon conj Uranus in the early degrees of Aquarius?

Suki van K @sukivank.bsky.social · Jul 14

Oof! Time to make that decision, for better or for worse. It’s not our decision to make anyway, but committing by either way gets the ball rolling…

Suki van K @sukivank.bsky.social · Jul 13

Aquarians: talk to me. Are you OK? I’ve noticed so many of my Aquarian friends and also clients who used to be very guarded and almost cold sometimes, now opening up and acting completely out of character and talking far more about spirituality and all things woo woo… true for you or just me?

Suki van K @sukivank.bsky.social · Jul 13

I’m sorry is it just me or have aquarians in general just suddenly gone woo woo?!

Suki van K @sukivank.bsky.social · Jul 13

Also domicile Jupiter in 7H Pisces ruled… met my ex husband 12 years ago when Jupiter was squaring my natal Jupiter, separated on the Jupiter return of the relationship (thanks to Dorje for pointing that out). I have a tendency to self erase and go total passenger mode in relationships…

Suki van K @sukivank.bsky.social · Jul 13

Bahahaha it’s a catchy quote tho…

Suki van K @sukivank.bsky.social · Jul 13

I’m sorry is it just me or have aquarians in general just suddenly gone woo woo?!

Suki van K @sukivank.bsky.social · Jul 13

Hanging out the washing when Cold War Kids’ Hang Me Up To Dry comes on shuffle 👌

Suki van K @sukivank.bsky.social · Jul 12

Oh I’m Libra sun so I get it… it’s annoying that constant curiosity. Then you get in one and you’re like (as @npeg.bsky.social says) “oh this is horseshit” 🤣🤣🤣

Suki van K @sukivank.bsky.social · Jul 12

I thought you were already attached/partnered/whatever the polite term is these days? Also, there are better apps than bumble 😒