Kelsey
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Always yelling about Texas politics and how Bucky Barnes deserved better.
[Sub Radio voice] I just wanna make it plain for you: whatever your gender is I'm gay for you.
[Sub Radio voice] I just wanna make it plain for you: whatever your gender is I'm gay for you.
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ngl it is *amazing* to watch north america have its very first BL
People keep asking if the gay hockey show is good or bad but it is simply too horny for either of those words to apply
December 9, 2025 at 2:15 AM
ngl it is *amazing* to watch north america have its very first BL
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you know how when you were a little kid you could go up to people and be like, “you, girl with the pink ponytail, do you want to be friends?” and then you were friends?
you can also do that as a grownup; they don’t want you to know this, but people hardly ever say no
you can also do that as a grownup; they don’t want you to know this, but people hardly ever say no
December 6, 2025 at 5:26 AM
you know how when you were a little kid you could go up to people and be like, “you, girl with the pink ponytail, do you want to be friends?” and then you were friends?
you can also do that as a grownup; they don’t want you to know this, but people hardly ever say no
you can also do that as a grownup; they don’t want you to know this, but people hardly ever say no
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I'm starting to wonder how much "the male loneliness epidemic" is just straight and bisexual women identifying low-effort, mean, and incompetent men and choosing not to date, marry, and tolerate them anymore
December 6, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I'm starting to wonder how much "the male loneliness epidemic" is just straight and bisexual women identifying low-effort, mean, and incompetent men and choosing not to date, marry, and tolerate them anymore
How are you the richest man in the world and you don't even have the Autistic Rizz. Skill issue.
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 7, 2025 at 12:41 AM
How are you the richest man in the world and you don't even have the Autistic Rizz. Skill issue.
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What To Know About ‘Heated Rivalry’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-heated-rivalry/
December 4, 2025 at 11:00 PM
What To Know About ‘Heated Rivalry’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-heated-rivalry/
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My master theory of poetry is that poems, jokes, and spells are all the same thing
December 3, 2025 at 1:17 AM
My master theory of poetry is that poems, jokes, and spells are all the same thing
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“Life is beautiful, and life is stupid.”
—Decibel Jones, “Space Opera”, by Catherynne M. Valente
@catvalente.bsky.social
—Decibel Jones, “Space Opera”, by Catherynne M. Valente
@catvalente.bsky.social
December 2, 2025 at 9:34 PM
“Life is beautiful, and life is stupid.”
—Decibel Jones, “Space Opera”, by Catherynne M. Valente
@catvalente.bsky.social
—Decibel Jones, “Space Opera”, by Catherynne M. Valente
@catvalente.bsky.social
Ilya Rozanov, truly one of the Guys of All Time.
Sometimes I go back through the whole series and just read the Ilya parts from all the books. Do recommend.
Sometimes I go back through the whole series and just read the Ilya parts from all the books. Do recommend.
Ilya is one of the best characters ever and Conor Storie is a really good actor
with an ass that refuses to quit
with an ass that refuses to quit
November 29, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Ilya Rozanov, truly one of the Guys of All Time.
Sometimes I go back through the whole series and just read the Ilya parts from all the books. Do recommend.
Sometimes I go back through the whole series and just read the Ilya parts from all the books. Do recommend.
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Wishing a conflict-free and low-stress Thanksgiving to the adult children of divorce, the eldest daughters, the overworked moms, the estranged siblings, the secretly queer grandchildren, the orphans, and the survivors spending today alone.
November 27, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Wishing a conflict-free and low-stress Thanksgiving to the adult children of divorce, the eldest daughters, the overworked moms, the estranged siblings, the secretly queer grandchildren, the orphans, and the survivors spending today alone.
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Third Captain America movie where Steve and Sam go looking for Bucky instead of the Tony Stark ego-fest we got
Limited series about the Howlies taking down Hydra facilities in WWII — a heist in every episode
Limited series about the Howlies taking down Hydra facilities in WWII — a heist in every episode
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Third Captain America movie where Steve and Sam go looking for Bucky instead of the Tony Stark ego-fest we got
Limited series about the Howlies taking down Hydra facilities in WWII — a heist in every episode
Limited series about the Howlies taking down Hydra facilities in WWII — a heist in every episode
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You know what food I hate? Your personal favourite food. Inedible garbage.
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
You know what food I hate? Your personal favourite food. Inedible garbage.
My kid's therapist: I tried all day and couldn't figure out what song he's been singing. It goes, "take it easy take it easy take it easy"?
Me: [deep breath through my nose] It's not a good reinforcement song, it's a Yungblud song called "strawberry lipstick" he only knows because I'm a bad mom
Me: [deep breath through my nose] It's not a good reinforcement song, it's a Yungblud song called "strawberry lipstick" he only knows because I'm a bad mom
November 25, 2025 at 2:38 AM
My kid's therapist: I tried all day and couldn't figure out what song he's been singing. It goes, "take it easy take it easy take it easy"?
Me: [deep breath through my nose] It's not a good reinforcement song, it's a Yungblud song called "strawberry lipstick" he only knows because I'm a bad mom
Me: [deep breath through my nose] It's not a good reinforcement song, it's a Yungblud song called "strawberry lipstick" he only knows because I'm a bad mom
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Art Briles has been hired as the head football coach at a D2 school and so is back in the news. If you want to understand why this hire is upsetting for many, here's the long piece @dansolomon.com and I wrote back in 2019 about How Baylor Happened: web.archive.org/web/20190208...
How Baylor Happened
WACO, Texas — There’s not much to recommend spending four years in Waco. Driving into town up Interstate 35 from the south, the endless stretch of Texas nothing fills out slowly. It’s flat in the way ...
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November 24, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Art Briles has been hired as the head football coach at a D2 school and so is back in the news. If you want to understand why this hire is upsetting for many, here's the long piece @dansolomon.com and I wrote back in 2019 about How Baylor Happened: web.archive.org/web/20190208...
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Makes sense. She usually has plans on January 6th.
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Makes sense. She usually has plans on January 6th.
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Breaking: Administration officials working overtime to find turkeys with sexual assault and crypto scam convictions so the President can pardon them
November 21, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Breaking: Administration officials working overtime to find turkeys with sexual assault and crypto scam convictions so the President can pardon them
This is how I experienced these books as well. Someone recced Heated Rivalry and I spent a glorious weekend speed-reading and forgetting to shower.
so i finally read heated rivalry, it was so LAME, i definitely didn't read all six books in the series in two days staying up all night to do it, i definitely didnt LOVE THEM and cant wait for the TV SHOW
November 22, 2025 at 1:24 AM
This is how I experienced these books as well. Someone recced Heated Rivalry and I spent a glorious weekend speed-reading and forgetting to shower.
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Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
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THIS JUST IN: Socialism won
November 21, 2025 at 10:07 PM
THIS JUST IN: Socialism won
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I am obsessed with this
This is just
We sure do live in
It's so
We're all having
Just
Wow
We sure do live in
It's so
We're all having
Just
Wow
November 21, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I am obsessed with this
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If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
November 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
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It's Trans Day of Remembrance. Today we remember those who were taken from us far too soon because of transphobia in the world.
For many of us, we are misgendered even in death, and disallowed from being who we actually are even when we are no longer here. This is why we remember our dead.
For many of us, we are misgendered even in death, and disallowed from being who we actually are even when we are no longer here. This is why we remember our dead.
November 20, 2025 at 3:19 PM
It's Trans Day of Remembrance. Today we remember those who were taken from us far too soon because of transphobia in the world.
For many of us, we are misgendered even in death, and disallowed from being who we actually are even when we are no longer here. This is why we remember our dead.
For many of us, we are misgendered even in death, and disallowed from being who we actually are even when we are no longer here. This is why we remember our dead.
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If you're the parent of a disabled kid, I just want to tell you I know it's hard and I know you feel like you're failing constantly, but you're doing it and you're doing the best you can and your kid absolutely loves you for it.
November 18, 2025 at 12:51 PM
If you're the parent of a disabled kid, I just want to tell you I know it's hard and I know you feel like you're failing constantly, but you're doing it and you're doing the best you can and your kid absolutely loves you for it.
Aggies were down 30-3 at the half, and made the biggest comeback in A&M history to beat USC 31-30!!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!
November 15, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Aggies were down 30-3 at the half, and made the biggest comeback in A&M history to beat USC 31-30!!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!
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personally I think one Bill Clinton oral sex scandal was quite enough thank you
November 14, 2025 at 5:49 PM
personally I think one Bill Clinton oral sex scandal was quite enough thank you