stpaulfly
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stpaulfly
@stpaulfly.bsky.social
Data center engineer who loves to fly fish, ride gravel bikes and bounce to hardcore punk.
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High comedy right here…

“It’s an acquired taste. I acquired the taste because I love you.”
November 27, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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Sweet Potato Dish Stopped Being Healthy 5 Ingredients Ago
November 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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I heard that thanksgiving turkeys are physically too big to have sex. Let's just say… Myth: BUSTED
November 21, 2023 at 12:00 AM
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Masochist Dog Enjoys Being Walked Around On Leash While Naked https://theonion.com/masochist-dog-enjoys-being-walked-around-on-leash-while-1819575370/
November 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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U Arizona's women's hockey Hispanic heritage jerseys are sick.

www.instagram.com/p/DRfJ-p9iXAz/
November 26, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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The New York Times is never going to recapture the magic of Wordle.
November 25, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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I think Pecan Pie is one of those things that is divisive now because it’s just a blob of sugar with nuts on it but to someone 150 years ago who ate shoes it was probably like having 12 orgasms at once
November 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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I bet people who don’t repost drive slow in the passing lane and block grocery aisles
November 24, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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“Raise Hell” First Avenue poster. Photo taken in a Minneapolis basement studio. An online source suggests the poster is from 1988. In the lower right corner, the poster says “Fridays and Saturdays.” This copy looks like it has actually been through hell.
November 23, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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Amazon, Google etc… are literally doing what she’s describing. Our politicians have sold our identity and Privacy for Campaign contributions. But, fear mongering against foreigners is what Fox News do best.
November 21, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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If the cranberry sauce isn't shaped like the can it came in, get it the hell off my Thanksgiving table
November 14, 2024 at 3:47 PM
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Cat Follows Man Through Apartment Like Racist Walgreens Employee https://theonion.com/cat-follows-man-through-apartment-like-racist-walgreens-employee/
November 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Wow. Can't say much else. The overhead corona was unbelievable. The most intense reds and greens. ❤️💚😍💃 She'll be dancing until sunrise.

I visited Franconia Sculpture Park over summer and it has been on my aurora photo bucket list ever since. That's where I went last night.

Schafer, Minnesota.
November 12, 2025 at 10:22 AM
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American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
March 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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The bumper says 'rugged working man'.

But the cargo bed says ‘cosplay builder with soft hands’.

Time to ban these fragile-man-mobiles from our cities.
November 9, 2025 at 9:35 AM
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'everybody's high on consolation'

•amyl and the sniffers•
RIGHT ON

no it's not.

K-tel compilation
0riginal Hits💥
0riginal Stars🤩

1977
November 9, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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[walking into the orgy wearing my Mr. Potato Head costume] It’s fuck time
December 22, 2024 at 3:26 AM
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🫡
November 7, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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What component of the #mnwild concerns you the most? Forwards, Defense, Goaltending or Coaching? Reply if other. Please re-post @andreas-kff-wild.bsky.social @minnesotagirl.bsky.social @mrfrans2603.bsky.social @practicalfractal.bsky.social @218inthe608.bsky.social @stpaulfly.bsky.social
November 7, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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Idea: A musical about a 2-year old that keeps killing his babysitters and turning them into Gerber meat sticks. I call it Sweeney Toddler.
February 5, 2024 at 8:58 PM
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It’s okay to be glad that restaurants are doing stuff like this AND absolutely furious about the utter failure of the United States government.
November 1, 2025 at 2:43 PM