stormyweathr
@stormyweathr.bsky.social
Baltimore based actor
she/her | Taurus
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she/her | Taurus
🍉 ⛓️💥 🌿 🗝️ 😷 🌈
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Every city is walkable if you don't mind being run over
February 2, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Every city is walkable if you don't mind being run over
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Hello everyone! We have an offer for 300,000 N95 masks, most of which expire at the end of July. 😷
If there are any mutual aid groups interested in these, please DM us your email and we will send you more information.
If there are any mutual aid groups interested in these, please DM us your email and we will send you more information.
February 1, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Hello everyone! We have an offer for 300,000 N95 masks, most of which expire at the end of July. 😷
If there are any mutual aid groups interested in these, please DM us your email and we will send you more information.
If there are any mutual aid groups interested in these, please DM us your email and we will send you more information.
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If you’ve got a baby on board, why do you drive like that
February 1, 2025 at 5:16 PM
If you’ve got a baby on board, why do you drive like that
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i can see how you would come to this conclusion if your job didn't require you to ever be correct
January 26, 2025 at 7:20 PM
i can see how you would come to this conclusion if your job didn't require you to ever be correct
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I'm uncomfortable with the inevitable "his work was always crap" because it seems to say "you can tell who the predators are by how well they write" and ... no no you absolutely cannot, that's the whole point.
January 14, 2025 at 10:05 AM
I'm uncomfortable with the inevitable "his work was always crap" because it seems to say "you can tell who the predators are by how well they write" and ... no no you absolutely cannot, that's the whole point.
Elon Musk is like if one of those tumors with teeth and hair was incubated for 40 years
January 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Elon Musk is like if one of those tumors with teeth and hair was incubated for 40 years
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Los Angeles January 2025
January 7, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Los Angeles January 2025
Covid is just the flu. Like a heart attack is just chest pains and like a pulmonary embolism is just a cough. And like a brain tumor is just a headache. And like
January 8, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Covid is just the flu. Like a heart attack is just chest pains and like a pulmonary embolism is just a cough. And like a brain tumor is just a headache. And like
Nosferatu is a Christmas movie
December 25, 2024 at 11:24 PM
Nosferatu is a Christmas movie
I could fix him
December 22, 2024 at 12:37 AM
I could fix him
Luigi Mangione is single-handedly bringing back oversized belted jumpsuits
December 20, 2024 at 5:20 PM
Luigi Mangione is single-handedly bringing back oversized belted jumpsuits
When everyone on the block remembers to move their car for street cleaning
December 19, 2024 at 2:35 PM
When everyone on the block remembers to move their car for street cleaning
Is there a competition today for who is the least self aware or are y’all just like this
December 17, 2024 at 9:50 PM
Is there a competition today for who is the least self aware or are y’all just like this
At this point I’m convinced my therapist should be supreme ruler of the planet
December 17, 2024 at 7:08 PM
At this point I’m convinced my therapist should be supreme ruler of the planet
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There is a basic instinct comic that came out I’ve been saying this for years
A comic book adaptation of BASIC INSTINCT came out and somehow I didn't know.
December 16, 2024 at 7:23 PM
There is a basic instinct comic that came out I’ve been saying this for years
🎶 Let’s take the drone before us and sing a chorus or two🎶
December 16, 2024 at 2:36 PM
🎶 Let’s take the drone before us and sing a chorus or two🎶
In November 2023 I thought seeing Khaled Nabhan hold little Reem, her tiny, lifeless form, killed with our tax dollars, would change the world’s heart. But a year later, he’s gone too. And nothing has changed. #soulofmysoul
December 16, 2024 at 11:15 AM
In November 2023 I thought seeing Khaled Nabhan hold little Reem, her tiny, lifeless form, killed with our tax dollars, would change the world’s heart. But a year later, he’s gone too. And nothing has changed. #soulofmysoul
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They killed him.
The whole world knew him was an icon of patience when he said Spirit Spirit 💔💔💔
The whole world knew him was an icon of patience when he said Spirit Spirit 💔💔💔
December 16, 2024 at 10:38 AM
They killed him.
The whole world knew him was an icon of patience when he said Spirit Spirit 💔💔💔
The whole world knew him was an icon of patience when he said Spirit Spirit 💔💔💔
Landlord put chemical finish on the floors in the apartment below us, now our apartment smells like what can only be described as “til the room stink” but about the Tin Man
December 16, 2024 at 3:16 AM
Landlord put chemical finish on the floors in the apartment below us, now our apartment smells like what can only be described as “til the room stink” but about the Tin Man
God only gives his worst tummy aches to his hottest soldiers
December 16, 2024 at 2:14 AM
God only gives his worst tummy aches to his hottest soldiers
1960: I bet by 2024 we’ll have flying cars
2024: you need 7 different machines to function daily and they all have different charging cords because fuck you
2024: you need 7 different machines to function daily and they all have different charging cords because fuck you
December 16, 2024 at 1:52 AM
1960: I bet by 2024 we’ll have flying cars
2024: you need 7 different machines to function daily and they all have different charging cords because fuck you
2024: you need 7 different machines to function daily and they all have different charging cords because fuck you
When I was a child at a diner I would always take handfuls of mini Smuckers and butters because you can never kill the human foraging instinct
December 15, 2024 at 5:04 PM
When I was a child at a diner I would always take handfuls of mini Smuckers and butters because you can never kill the human foraging instinct
Conspirators love Christmas time most of all because they can conspire by the fire instead of just conspiring in regular places.
December 15, 2024 at 2:01 AM
Conspirators love Christmas time most of all because they can conspire by the fire instead of just conspiring in regular places.