You shamelessly exist as an elf twink in Orc city and SUDDENLY everyone has a problem….

#vagueposting

Guys the orc wars weren’t that bad, orcs need to get over it and move on

Orc city aint ready for us!!!!

I always do the noisiest tasks when i’m on speakerphone.

Listen to me caramelizing these onions. Just imagine the fond I’m scraping off the bottom of this pan. I bet you can almost taste this maillard reaction, bitch

Officially giving up my engineering career to be one of those jousters at Medieval Times

Being an office worker means doing quicktime events every time your boss walks into your cube

Uh oh! Looks like somebody isn’t following the rules in the employee handbook! You know what that means!

(The ground opens up. Horrific screaming. The air is on fire. You’re dragged down, sobbing and crying. You look up and see the gate is closed. Trapped for eternity. Janice from HR is there.)

Y’all ever just consume a can of expanding foam like whipped cream? Ahaha….

That’s an OSHA violation. Scum.

shit guys I got the fucking curse again

guys the cursed amulet like isnt that bad you should totally take it off my desiccated corpse haha. like you’d serve soooo many looks if you just took my cursed amulet and allowed its power to reach your soul ahahaha. like i really dont mind if you want to borrow my cursed amulet for a bit ahaha.

I need my tome, I need my robe (we cast spells!)
Goblins pullin up and they suck us up (hey!)
I'm in that tower baby, yeah, come show me love (ooh!)
I don't cast with nobody lil mage, I show you nothin (show you nothin!)
I ain't apprentice nobody lil mage, I keep a wand!

Its 58 deg in the office because the AC broke send help 😭

Wanting to draw but not knowing *what* to draw is such an annoying feeling

The bird flu? Yeah, they tend to do that.

sick on NYE, full of nyquil. My new years kiss will be with the hat man

one moment you’re a child full of whimsy and hope and then you see the ugliest fucking horse you can imagine.