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Make sure you drip out your magic circles #wizardposting
June 29, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Make sure you drip out your magic circles #wizardposting
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Sometimes I wonder if I'll ever be rat sexy? #wizardposting
January 8, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Sometimes I wonder if I'll ever be rat sexy? #wizardposting
I heard this man was harassing gay frogs so I have turned him into a gay frog in an empathy lesson
#wizardposting #wizardmemes #memes #polymorph #alexjones
#wizardposting #wizardmemes #memes #polymorph #alexjones
January 8, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I heard this man was harassing gay frogs so I have turned him into a gay frog in an empathy lesson
#wizardposting #wizardmemes #memes #polymorph #alexjones
#wizardposting #wizardmemes #memes #polymorph #alexjones
Have you ever gotten halfway through a ritual only to need to use the washroom halfway through and completely forget about the ongoing ritual
In related news my tower needs to be cleansed again
#wizardposting #wizardblogging #wizards
In related news my tower needs to be cleansed again
#wizardposting #wizardblogging #wizards
January 2, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Have you ever gotten halfway through a ritual only to need to use the washroom halfway through and completely forget about the ongoing ritual
In related news my tower needs to be cleansed again
#wizardposting #wizardblogging #wizards
In related news my tower needs to be cleansed again
#wizardposting #wizardblogging #wizards
How many of you have enchanted an item only to never use it? Be honest. #wizardposting #wizardmemes
January 2, 2025 at 5:21 PM
How many of you have enchanted an item only to never use it? Be honest. #wizardposting #wizardmemes
Remember if it's -20 or lower out to let your minions inside the tower #wizardposting #meme #memes #wizardmemes
December 19, 2024 at 12:14 AM
Remember if it's -20 or lower out to let your minions inside the tower #wizardposting #meme #memes #wizardmemes
Let's see, I have my keys, wallet, staff, glowing artifacts. But I still feel like I'm forgetting something
The man trapped in my orb:
#wizardposting
The man trapped in my orb:
#wizardposting
December 18, 2024 at 5:38 PM
Let's see, I have my keys, wallet, staff, glowing artifacts. But I still feel like I'm forgetting something
The man trapped in my orb:
#wizardposting
The man trapped in my orb:
#wizardposting
Brave warrior, I can see the conflict within you and I know why you have come.
Sadly I cannot help you. You must seek the wizard ESTR-O-GEN.
She is held captive deep within the dungeon of the RELUCTANT DOCTOR.
#wizardposting #trans #estrogen #unreality #wizard #quest
Sadly I cannot help you. You must seek the wizard ESTR-O-GEN.
She is held captive deep within the dungeon of the RELUCTANT DOCTOR.
#wizardposting #trans #estrogen #unreality #wizard #quest
December 16, 2024 at 1:09 AM
Brave warrior, I can see the conflict within you and I know why you have come.
Sadly I cannot help you. You must seek the wizard ESTR-O-GEN.
She is held captive deep within the dungeon of the RELUCTANT DOCTOR.
#wizardposting #trans #estrogen #unreality #wizard #quest
Sadly I cannot help you. You must seek the wizard ESTR-O-GEN.
She is held captive deep within the dungeon of the RELUCTANT DOCTOR.
#wizardposting #trans #estrogen #unreality #wizard #quest
A picture of my nephew being born. Isn't life simply magical #wizard #unreality #themiracleofwizardbirth #wizardposting
December 16, 2024 at 12:12 AM
A picture of my nephew being born. Isn't life simply magical #wizard #unreality #themiracleofwizardbirth #wizardposting
You: a halfling smoking some fine leaf on a lovely sunny day
The wizard:*Teleports behind you and announces in a booming voice "I'll trade you an adventure for some of that leaf, hmmm?"
The wizard:*Teleports behind you and announces in a booming voice "I'll trade you an adventure for some of that leaf, hmmm?"
December 12, 2024 at 9:47 PM
You: a halfling smoking some fine leaf on a lovely sunny day
The wizard:*Teleports behind you and announces in a booming voice "I'll trade you an adventure for some of that leaf, hmmm?"
The wizard:*Teleports behind you and announces in a booming voice "I'll trade you an adventure for some of that leaf, hmmm?"
December 11, 2024 at 5:43 AM
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First time posting, so what's up
November 23, 2024 at 3:53 AM
First time posting, so what's up
Quick rant about innflation
Back in my youth adventurers could find an inn to restore their health and mana for a single silver piece
These days it's at least 1 gold per stay at an inn. Have quest rewards increased by 10x? No!
This is killing young adventurers.
#wizardposting #inflation
#fantasy
Back in my youth adventurers could find an inn to restore their health and mana for a single silver piece
These days it's at least 1 gold per stay at an inn. Have quest rewards increased by 10x? No!
This is killing young adventurers.
#wizardposting #inflation
#fantasy
November 28, 2024 at 9:51 PM
Quick rant about innflation
Back in my youth adventurers could find an inn to restore their health and mana for a single silver piece
These days it's at least 1 gold per stay at an inn. Have quest rewards increased by 10x? No!
This is killing young adventurers.
#wizardposting #inflation
#fantasy
Back in my youth adventurers could find an inn to restore their health and mana for a single silver piece
These days it's at least 1 gold per stay at an inn. Have quest rewards increased by 10x? No!
This is killing young adventurers.
#wizardposting #inflation
#fantasy
November 28, 2024 at 9:11 PM
When you are sick but it is #wizardwednesday
#wizard #wizardmemes #soup #wednesday #chickennoodlesouponawednesdaybutlikefeelingspicywithit
#wizard #wizardmemes #soup #wednesday #chickennoodlesouponawednesdaybutlikefeelingspicywithit
November 27, 2024 at 5:30 PM
When you are sick but it is #wizardwednesday
#wizard #wizardmemes #soup #wednesday #chickennoodlesouponawednesdaybutlikefeelingspicywithit
#wizard #wizardmemes #soup #wednesday #chickennoodlesouponawednesdaybutlikefeelingspicywithit
These wizards are getting out of hand #wizardmemes
November 25, 2024 at 3:02 PM
These wizards are getting out of hand #wizardmemes