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Squery?

@squery.bsky.social

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Permanently underwhelmed and underwhelming defeatist TV fan

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Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 19h

I WAS VERY, VERY WRONG 😭 #bbuk

Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 5d

I would be SO happy if Caroline's Save&Replace turns out to ONLY be valid if you use if for someone OTHER than yourself 😁 #bbuk

Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 1d

What it is with the UK public and absolutely SPAFFING it when it comes to voting??? Piss in a baguette and call it a jaguar, sodding TIT skis. BRING ME A KILO OF WINE GUMS. #BBUK

Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 1d

BRITAIN IN 20FUCKING25, YES, I love Richard, but HAVE YOU ANY IDEA WHAT A TRANS FINALIST WOULD'VE MEANT TO PEOPLE WHO COULD REALLY FUCKING DO WITH SOMETHING NOT BEING SHITEFEST3000 RIGHT NOW???? #bbuk

Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 1d

Ok someone PLEASE reassure Zelah he's not universally hated? #bbuk

Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 1d

I do feel bad for Farida, second time in the gaff and neither time for long. If she'd been up against bigger bellends, she could've had another week or two! #bbuk

Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 1d

That wasn't even a GOOD slagging-off-labour story! Yes, they suck - in fact, nearly as much as that horror story does - but are they REALLY as scary as Farage's jizztacular grin every time a new Reform candidate spaffs more racism into an interview?
#bbuk

Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 1d

Some moments of this season must really slap if you're a reform tosser. #bbuk

Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 1d

I can't usually catch crowd words (neither do the subtitles) BUT I DO get the general tone of noises, AND when they showed Zelah on the screen there was BOOING?? I know some people find him IRRITATINGLY handsome / flirty?? etc, but this seems... A Lot? Are they all from Facebook today??
#bbuk

Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 1d

I'm usually the first to squint sharply on anyone who gives Unsettled Vibes at the mention of periods and how people choose to deal with them (unless they've got personal experience), but RICHARD'S FACE AT ELSA'S FREE BLEEDING SUGGESTION HAD ME CACKLING!!! 😭👴🏻🚫
#BBUK

Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 3d

Performites (sounds like a cheer squad based on Reform, and a little like termites because there's a LOT of chittering and Caroline refuses to leave)

Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 3d

Well CHRIST, Louis Pasteur was a LOT busier than I thought he was 😭 #bbuk

Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 4d

The people who do the Subtitles for the Crappily-Eared REALLY need to start talking to the people who do the Subtitles Due To Muttering, because every time it's like trying to snog a crossword puzzle in elvish keeping track of what's in what layer #bbuk #bbll

Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 4d

A fair number of audience members sound a bit like Poundshop Football Pundits sometimes #bbuk #bbll

Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 4d

One thing I do love about Late&Live is that half the audience look like the most generic Local Accountant At Tesco on a Thursday Evening, and scattered in amongst are colourfully-haired glitter-bearded butterflies who just popped in from a Vegas Amatuer Dramatics Festival 🪩❤️🦋🤓 #bbuk #bbll

Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 4d

Sometimes I feel like Caroline's as wedged in there as a dodgy Screwfix bog seat attached by a Landlord using their customary tools of super-glued rusty screws, mayonnaise-based whitewash, and thickened grey scum. #bbuk #bbll

Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 4d

TWO are going this week?!!!! NOOOOOO WHY WEREN'T CAROLINE AND EMILY IN #bbuk

Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 4d

This conversation between Caroline and Farida sounds like the comments section on a Facebook AI post #bbuk

Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 4d

Tesco Value Bono has vexed me, and I'm all out of wine gums. #bbuk

Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 4d

Oh FOULINE you did NOT just wizzle on OUR aubergine 😠

Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 4d

Imagine wasting so much oxygen on defending the honour of Nigel *Face-Like-A-Wanking-Prawn Farage* #bbuk

Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 4d

I STILL don't get why these people are sniffy at Teja, she's someone I find hard to find any cause for objection to? She's like a lavender plant in a front garden, she's made her place, you know what she stands for, she might have a slight bee-disposition if you say something shit but so?! #bbuk

Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 4d

"WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO RICHARD ABOUT THE BIBLE?? HE'S NOT A PROFESSIONAL!!!" Wtf do you want Tate to do, buy up a Family Phone Call card from the Shitty Mart and ring the Pope?? #bbuk

Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 4d

Carmeron and Richard are like a grandfather you see at the Garden Centre tearooms, advising his grandson about how you should firmly shake the boss' hand to get a good job, and ask a girl's father for permission before commencing foreplay ❤️ #bbuk

Squery? @squery.bsky.social · 4d

Isn't saying you're going to "get rid of" the "boring" people discussing nominations?? UNLESS they meant it as a euphemism for murder, in which case, that's NOT something Big Brother will punish for #bbuk

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Sathnam Sanghera @sathnam.bsky.social · 5d

Waking up, again, to the sound of two white men on the radio arguing about whether it is ok to be made "mad" by the very sight of black and Asian people on TV. 😒