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Which mad billionaire will buy this place?
Comedy dabbler
Comedy dabbler
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Depressingly well-made point.
November 28, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Depressingly well-made point.
“Bang! and the stain is gone”
"Last night I heard my mama singing a song,
Ooh-wee, Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep".
Ooh-wee, Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep".
November 28, 2025 at 2:20 PM
“Bang! and the stain is gone”
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TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
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I made an ART for Do The Thing, quick and dirty style as Ken Maquerel would have intended. I hope to catch another show some day!
@stellartim.bsky.social @splotkin.bsky.social You guys rocked
@stellartim.bsky.social @splotkin.bsky.social You guys rocked
November 15, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I made an ART for Do The Thing, quick and dirty style as Ken Maquerel would have intended. I hope to catch another show some day!
@stellartim.bsky.social @splotkin.bsky.social You guys rocked
@stellartim.bsky.social @splotkin.bsky.social You guys rocked
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If I lived in Brighton, I'd visit every single show of DTT with Simon "I'm sorely regretting these words coming out of my mouth but have no choice but to keep going now" Plotkin and Tim "I'm gonna lean even harder into the regrettable thing" Meredith 😂. (And Ian, the glue holding it all together!)
November 13, 2025 at 8:14 PM
If I lived in Brighton, I'd visit every single show of DTT with Simon "I'm sorely regretting these words coming out of my mouth but have no choice but to keep going now" Plotkin and Tim "I'm gonna lean even harder into the regrettable thing" Meredith 😂. (And Ian, the glue holding it all together!)
I hate all podcasts are tv now
November 13, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I hate all podcasts are tv now
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A reminder that this anti-trans panic is 100% bullshit and exactly none of our country’s problems are related to someone expressing their gender identity and everyone who isn’t a hate-filled weirdo knows it.
November 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
A reminder that this anti-trans panic is 100% bullshit and exactly none of our country’s problems are related to someone expressing their gender identity and everyone who isn’t a hate-filled weirdo knows it.
Ken Mackerel
November 9, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Ken Mackerel
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Another lovely show this time with Do The Thing improvising Choose Your Own Musical! Thanks to everyone who came along to this and SF Live yesterday!
November 9, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Another lovely show this time with Do The Thing improvising Choose Your Own Musical! Thanks to everyone who came along to this and SF Live yesterday!
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David Lynch altar for the Día de Muertos celebration at Hollywood Forever.
November 1, 2025 at 8:49 PM
David Lynch altar for the Día de Muertos celebration at Hollywood Forever.
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As long as AI stays exactly like this, stops evaporating all the water out of the oceans, and loses the trillions of misguided investment, I regret to say that I now love it.
AI sitcom accidentally a Lynchian fever dream. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and insane lament.
October 29, 2025 at 11:14 PM
As long as AI stays exactly like this, stops evaporating all the water out of the oceans, and loses the trillions of misguided investment, I regret to say that I now love it.
Arse burgers? Is that why they fired him?
October 22, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Arse burgers? Is that why they fired him?
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A story in three parts
October 16, 2025 at 3:33 PM
A story in three parts
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“We have caught and compromised to a permanent end Ian Watkins”
October 11, 2025 at 6:09 PM
“We have caught and compromised to a permanent end Ian Watkins”
Which minecraft movie is getting a sequel?
A Minecraft Movie is getting a sequel and it's due out on 23rd July 2027. https://bit.ly/470XTDM
October 10, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Which minecraft movie is getting a sequel?
No *you’re* a 40 year old man who cried at the end of K-Pop Demon Hunters
October 4, 2025 at 8:25 PM
No *you’re* a 40 year old man who cried at the end of K-Pop Demon Hunters
When you know the party is over
September 30, 2025 at 6:53 PM
When you know the party is over
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"My wifes gone on a tour of casinos in south-west China"
"Tibet?"
"Nah, mainly for the buffet breakfasts"
"Tibet?"
"Nah, mainly for the buffet breakfasts"
September 29, 2025 at 8:47 PM
"My wifes gone on a tour of casinos in south-west China"
"Tibet?"
"Nah, mainly for the buffet breakfasts"
"Tibet?"
"Nah, mainly for the buffet breakfasts"
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"My wife's gone to see Han Solo at the Star Wars hotel in Disneyland!"
"Orlando?"
"She'll be disappointed, but he'll do at a push"
"Orlando?"
"She'll be disappointed, but he'll do at a push"
September 29, 2025 at 8:40 PM
"My wife's gone to see Han Solo at the Star Wars hotel in Disneyland!"
"Orlando?"
"She'll be disappointed, but he'll do at a push"
"Orlando?"
"She'll be disappointed, but he'll do at a push"
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"My wife's band got booked to play a gig in Jurong Island!"
"Singapore?"
"Yeah, and the drummer's crap too."
"Singapore?"
"Yeah, and the drummer's crap too."
September 29, 2025 at 6:03 PM
"My wife's band got booked to play a gig in Jurong Island!"
"Singapore?"
"Yeah, and the drummer's crap too."
"Singapore?"
"Yeah, and the drummer's crap too."
The comedian’s temptation
September 29, 2025 at 5:32 PM
The comedian’s temptation
Click to join the waiting room for the queue to the presale
September 25, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Click to join the waiting room for the queue to the presale
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I can highly recommend Do The Thing shows. @splotkin.bsky.social and Iain are a joy to watch and @stellartim.bsky.social is there too.
Good news! Though Stellar Firma Live on the 7th of November is now SOLD OUT you can still get tickets to Do The Thing: Choose Your Own Musical on the 8th at The Actors Pub and Theatre. It's a fully Improvised musical adventure with live accompaniment and lots of me being bullied
TICKET LINK BELOW!
TICKET LINK BELOW!
September 23, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I can highly recommend Do The Thing shows. @splotkin.bsky.social and Iain are a joy to watch and @stellartim.bsky.social is there too.
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Good news! Though Stellar Firma Live on the 7th of November is now SOLD OUT you can still get tickets to Do The Thing: Choose Your Own Musical on the 8th at The Actors Pub and Theatre. It's a fully Improvised musical adventure with live accompaniment and lots of me being bullied
TICKET LINK BELOW!
TICKET LINK BELOW!
September 23, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Good news! Though Stellar Firma Live on the 7th of November is now SOLD OUT you can still get tickets to Do The Thing: Choose Your Own Musical on the 8th at The Actors Pub and Theatre. It's a fully Improvised musical adventure with live accompaniment and lots of me being bullied
TICKET LINK BELOW!
TICKET LINK BELOW!