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There are infinite nothings.
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Even my phone hates it.
March 21, 2025 at 1:13 AM
March 21, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I need a self aware rogue ai gynoid goth chick to roll up my blunts and take me to the ripper dome in a distant future bloodsport
March 10, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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' X ' has me suspended. I cannot advertise any new art commissions, so I implore for your help by linking my Ko-fi here.

How to help? Sharing and spreading this post would help alot! even if you're unable to donate
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February 22, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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My genius is unbounded. Clearly, this the greatest joke ever told.
February 1, 2025 at 10:27 PM
My genius is unbounded. Clearly, this the greatest joke ever told.
February 1, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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January 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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If you ever share / repost anything, please let it be this
December 30, 2024 at 4:26 PM
Clowns take the natural instinct to mock the lesser and transform it in a way that's joyful and inclusive. I think, spiritually, we're all clowns. The world just continues to get more and more slapstick and wacky as time goes on. But is that empowering, or suffocating?
January 18, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Blind hatred is literal insanity.
January 17, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Autistic people don't "talk". For us, everything's a discussion down to a molecular level. Talking requires a grasp of body language and social cues as a way of politely distancing yourselves. We never developed that ability, hence its title as a neurodivergence. Our neurons fire in unique patterns
January 17, 2025 at 3:40 AM
"Row, row, your boat, gently down the stream" is such an acid trip of a nursery rhyme once you really think about the lyrics. But y'all aren't ready to have this discussion.
January 17, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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I can't believe they didn't show off Mai's secret special move in Street Fighter 6
January 14, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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January 13, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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January 15, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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What the fuck is wrong with the Rugrats fandom
October 21, 2024 at 1:05 AM
I think live service games aren't games but gameplay services. They cannot be beaten. They never end.

You continue to pay small amounts to get a curated experience like Netflix. I've heard that they don't play videogames, they just play call of duty. I don't hate them, but they ARE scummy.
January 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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A drawing of Snake from... 2017!
Repost for Year of the Snake!
January 3, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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January 2, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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December 24, 2024 at 12:37 AM
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The most sensitive people are always the ones who haven't been through anything they're complaining about it. "uh sorry can you stop talking about those things that you suffered, it makes ME uncomfortable because I have like, empathy for you, so please pretend ur ok so i dont need to feel bad!!"
December 23, 2024 at 5:31 PM
Mermaids imply the existence of mermonkies
December 22, 2024 at 12:59 AM
My favorite imaginary quote for Soldier from TF2 is "TIME TO AMERISPLODE MOTHERFUCKER!!! As he rocket jumps and attacks enemies midair.
December 21, 2024 at 8:51 AM
Back on My Bullshit™
December 21, 2024 at 8:38 AM