Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs
@speeduffs.bsky.social
Socialist. FPTP out! PR in! Pro EU. Often wrong! Extremely sweary! Follow if you post interesting stuff. Music. Melanoidins fan.
CATS!😀😸
#RealPolitik
Very much about keeping the RIGHT out of power and in the bin.
Is he dead yet?
CATS!😀😸
#RealPolitik
Very much about keeping the RIGHT out of power and in the bin.
Is he dead yet?
Baron Shiteconman
Arrakis, a desert, planet, can you believe it? Some people call it Dune, I call it Arrakis. The SPICE must flow, and quite frankly, it will be flowing much faster than under the failed DUKE LETO. Maybe he was a nice guy, maybe not,I think he was jealous of me! We're looking into that very strongly.
November 28, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Baron Shiteconman
Still drooling.😞
November 28, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Still drooling.😞
No such thing as 'Too much garlic'.*
*Or chillies.
*Or chillies.
November 28, 2025 at 10:35 PM
No such thing as 'Too much garlic'.*
*Or chillies.
*Or chillies.
Enough beer tonight, music time.
Surfrajettes!😍
Surfrajettes!😍
November 28, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Enough beer tonight, music time.
Surfrajettes!😍
Surfrajettes!😍
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She’s stark ravingly irrelevant.
November 28, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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*terms and conditions apply.
November 28, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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86k!
Fecking boom!👊
Fecking boom!👊
November 28, 2025 at 5:57 PM
86k!
Fecking boom!👊
Fecking boom!👊
😶
November 28, 2025 at 9:40 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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Slightly baffled at Peston tonight.
Three guests are card-carrying right wing, and the representative of the left is a guy who was part of Labour’s previous failures and is anti the current leadership.
The Budget might not have been very creative, but neither is it as bad as its being painted.
Three guests are card-carrying right wing, and the representative of the left is a guy who was part of Labour’s previous failures and is anti the current leadership.
The Budget might not have been very creative, but neither is it as bad as its being painted.
November 27, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Slightly baffled at Peston tonight.
Three guests are card-carrying right wing, and the representative of the left is a guy who was part of Labour’s previous failures and is anti the current leadership.
The Budget might not have been very creative, but neither is it as bad as its being painted.
Three guests are card-carrying right wing, and the representative of the left is a guy who was part of Labour’s previous failures and is anti the current leadership.
The Budget might not have been very creative, but neither is it as bad as its being painted.
I see these things about 'Happiest country' etc.
I wonder what is the 'Safest' country to live in.
😬 And also ☹️
I wonder what is the 'Safest' country to live in.
😬 And also ☹️
November 27, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I see these things about 'Happiest country' etc.
I wonder what is the 'Safest' country to live in.
😬 And also ☹️
I wonder what is the 'Safest' country to live in.
😬 And also ☹️
Dreaming about Putin's cock again.
November 27, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Dreaming about Putin's cock again.
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So I got to attend a Q&A with Tom Morello (guitar legend of RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE fame), and from him I heard a very smart creative lesson, applicable to more than just musicians -- thought I'd share it, and some further thoughts and stories here:
A Very Good Piece Of Creative Advice From Tom Morello
As a cantankerous alt-rock grunge-loving teenager, I was not particularly a Rage Against the Machine guy — I mean, I liked the music but it didn’t connect with me, and my theory now as …
terribleminds.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:10 PM
So I got to attend a Q&A with Tom Morello (guitar legend of RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE fame), and from him I heard a very smart creative lesson, applicable to more than just musicians -- thought I'd share it, and some further thoughts and stories here:
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Mani’s death has had me fiddling about with The Stone Roses 🎸🎶
November 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Mani’s death has had me fiddling about with The Stone Roses 🎸🎶
You've just died
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
😬🧄
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
😬🧄
November 26, 2025 at 10:39 PM
You've just died
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
😬🧄
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
😬🧄
Do 'The Left' have bots and stuff?🤔
November 26, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Do 'The Left' have bots and stuff?🤔
Where's all the bots gone?
a close up of elon musk 's face with a serious expression .
Alt: Drugged up twat.
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Where's all the bots gone?
Absolutely this.
His older supporters won't like it one bit.
His older supporters won't like it one bit.
Bringing up Farage being a racist won't shift any opinions on him. Pushing him on the fact his close associates take Russian money will.
November 25, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Absolutely this.
His older supporters won't like it one bit.
His older supporters won't like it one bit.
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"No matter how hard I work, every year it seems more difficult to get by"
Agree: 64%
Neutral: 18%
Disagree: 15%
Innovative / Nov 18, 2025 / n=1500 / Online
Agree: 64%
Neutral: 18%
Disagree: 15%
Innovative / Nov 18, 2025 / n=1500 / Online
November 24, 2025 at 9:39 PM
"No matter how hard I work, every year it seems more difficult to get by"
Agree: 64%
Neutral: 18%
Disagree: 15%
Innovative / Nov 18, 2025 / n=1500 / Online
Agree: 64%
Neutral: 18%
Disagree: 15%
Innovative / Nov 18, 2025 / n=1500 / Online
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Oathbreakers all.
Outlaw shall be thy payment.🇺🇸
Outlaw shall be thy payment.🇺🇸
November 24, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Oathbreakers all.
Outlaw shall be thy payment.🇺🇸
Outlaw shall be thy payment.🇺🇸
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Forgot to put crinkle cut chips in freezer.
😞
😞
November 24, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Forgot to put crinkle cut chips in freezer.
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