Me, spitting blood, readying a shuriken: that’s the thing about you corporate big wigs. You don’t care about love, just the rat race and your cheese.

*I sprint forward at blinding speed*

Zooey Deschanel: No! Don’t do this!

Elon musk in a warhammer style mech: you fool

If she plays the violin 🎻 Ima eat her ass #rn

I've criticized the Democratic Party in the past, but I must extend my appreciation for their recent call to action regarding Trump's devastating tariffs: to deposit genuine United States currency into your Canadian friends paypal accounts. I think it was AOC who suggested Steam gift cards as well.

I get we’re all a little angry right now but let’s tone it down a little, this is too far

How dare you ask me not to indulge in bloodlust. Let people enjoy things!

one must imagine icarus flappy

LIKE AND RETWEET...

IF YOU'VE NEVER IN YOUR LIFE CAUGHT ANY #STDS

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A fugue for the electronic kick drum

I only ever come back here if Sridhar gets in trouble for something

Patiently waiting just outside the void, waiting for it to scream at me first

To the Frankenstein whom decided to steal 1 square milimeter of skin from my right hand last night without me noticing at all; I better not be part of your glans

This balding shit is easy

When I grow up I wanna be a chump