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I am optometrist by nature, you know?
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For folks (and journalists) who want to search the Oversight Committee email texts, I made a database for searching the 20k text files:
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November 13, 2025 at 1:12 AM
For folks (and journalists) who want to search the Oversight Committee email texts, I made a database for searching the 20k text files:
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He’s cutting tariffs to bring coffee prices down… the tariffs that he imposed, so he’s admitting that tariffs raise prices. And he “expects GAS at $2 a gallon… Real relief–not slogans” except that… those are just slogans: what he “expects” has no relationship to the price of gas.
Fox Propaganda thinks we are idiots, who have no idea who jacked up tariffs on Brazil that made COFFEE prices go up in the first place. Or who eliminated EV incentives that will cause gasoline demand (and therefore prices) to go up.
November 12, 2025 at 5:56 PM
He’s cutting tariffs to bring coffee prices down… the tariffs that he imposed, so he’s admitting that tariffs raise prices. And he “expects GAS at $2 a gallon… Real relief–not slogans” except that… those are just slogans: what he “expects” has no relationship to the price of gas.
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Fox Propaganda thinks we are idiots, who have no idea who jacked up tariffs on Brazil that made COFFEE prices go up in the first place. Or who eliminated EV incentives that will cause gasoline demand (and therefore prices) to go up.
November 12, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Fox Propaganda thinks we are idiots, who have no idea who jacked up tariffs on Brazil that made COFFEE prices go up in the first place. Or who eliminated EV incentives that will cause gasoline demand (and therefore prices) to go up.
Okay I lol’ed at this
November 11, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Okay I lol’ed at this
Jeanne also fell for the old “I got your nose” thing. No, seriously: she still thinks I have her nose and calls me about it frequently.
Shaheen: "We've heard from a number of our colleagues on the other side of the aisle that they're willing to come to the table, they're willing to work with us once the govt is open to get this done. We've heard the same thing from the White House. So now we'll see if they're really gonna work w/us"
November 11, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Jeanne also fell for the old “I got your nose” thing. No, seriously: she still thinks I have her nose and calls me about it frequently.
The main point is that @schumer.senate.gov is either bad at his job or, if these are the results he wants, is not in line with what most Democrats who are *not* in Congress actually want from the Democratic Party.
“The failure isn’t presumptively just on Schumer and the seven-plus rank-and-file senators who voted to cave. Assuming there are no consequences for the leadership failure, it’s also on the rest of the caucus.” @brianbeutler.bsky.social open.substack.com/pub/brianbeu...
November 10, 2025 at 3:28 AM
The main point is that @schumer.senate.gov is either bad at his job or, if these are the results he wants, is not in line with what most Democrats who are *not* in Congress actually want from the Democratic Party.
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“The failure isn’t presumptively just on Schumer and the seven-plus rank-and-file senators who voted to cave. Assuming there are no consequences for the leadership failure, it’s also on the rest of the caucus.” @brianbeutler.bsky.social open.substack.com/pub/brianbeu...
November 10, 2025 at 3:23 AM
“The failure isn’t presumptively just on Schumer and the seven-plus rank-and-file senators who voted to cave. Assuming there are no consequences for the leadership failure, it’s also on the rest of the caucus.” @brianbeutler.bsky.social open.substack.com/pub/brianbeu...
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The coordinated nature of this—none are facing voters in 2026—means that either Schumer approved it or failed in his job as Senate Majority Leader to stop it.
Dems voting "no" get zero credit until they demand a change in leadership. Schumer out as Leader, Durbin out as Whip.
Dems voting "no" get zero credit until they demand a change in leadership. Schumer out as Leader, Durbin out as Whip.
so currently defectors are:
Kaine (2030)
Shaheen (Retiring)
Hasan (2028)
Fetterman (2028)
Durbin (Retiring)
CCM (2028)
Rosen (2030)
King (2030)
Kaine (2030)
Shaheen (Retiring)
Hasan (2028)
Fetterman (2028)
Durbin (Retiring)
CCM (2028)
Rosen (2030)
King (2030)
November 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
The coordinated nature of this—none are facing voters in 2026—means that either Schumer approved it or failed in his job as Senate Majority Leader to stop it.
Dems voting "no" get zero credit until they demand a change in leadership. Schumer out as Leader, Durbin out as Whip.
Dems voting "no" get zero credit until they demand a change in leadership. Schumer out as Leader, Durbin out as Whip.
I love this so much @shakespeare.lol @dicknixon.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I love this so much @shakespeare.lol @dicknixon.bsky.social
There is now no other path: @schumer.senate.gov must go. Resign, Chuck, retire, just get the fuck out. I’m pretty certain you coordinated this (not a coincidence that NONE of the Betrayal Eight has an election coming in 2026), but even if you didn’t you didn’t stop it. You’re not a leader.
Stop patting senators on the head unless they are calling for schumer's removal. Everything else is just in the script
November 10, 2025 at 2:32 AM
There is now no other path: @schumer.senate.gov must go. Resign, Chuck, retire, just get the fuck out. I’m pretty certain you coordinated this (not a coincidence that NONE of the Betrayal Eight has an election coming in 2026), but even if you didn’t you didn’t stop it. You’re not a leader.
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Stop patting senators on the head unless they are calling for schumer's removal. Everything else is just in the script
November 10, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Stop patting senators on the head unless they are calling for schumer's removal. Everything else is just in the script
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it is pretty darkly funny seeing posts like URGENT!!!! it is SUNDAY EVENING you must PUT DOWN YOUR DINNER and call your senator IMMEDIATELY to politely request they not press the big button marked "fuck you". this will not actually stop them from pressing the fuck you button. functioning democracy
November 10, 2025 at 2:04 AM
it is pretty darkly funny seeing posts like URGENT!!!! it is SUNDAY EVENING you must PUT DOWN YOUR DINNER and call your senator IMMEDIATELY to politely request they not press the big button marked "fuck you". this will not actually stop them from pressing the fuck you button. functioning democracy
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Every single Dem that caved and agreed to this deal needs to be primaried and voted out. They are cowards who wasted the last month for a half baked promise vote a month from now.
November 10, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Every single Dem that caved and agreed to this deal needs to be primaried and voted out. They are cowards who wasted the last month for a half baked promise vote a month from now.
It turns out @kaine.senate.gov loves being treated like a dog on a leash, but not in a sexy BDSM kinda way, just in the humiliating and demeaning way where he meekly surrenders without any consideration of the damage caused by his cowardice. What a fucking disgrace this “man” is.
My statement on the funding deal to reopen government, protect federal employees, and vote to protect health care:
November 10, 2025 at 2:07 AM
It turns out @kaine.senate.gov loves being treated like a dog on a leash, but not in a sexy BDSM kinda way, just in the humiliating and demeaning way where he meekly surrenders without any consideration of the damage caused by his cowardice. What a fucking disgrace this “man” is.
Hey @schumer.senate.gov you should tell all of the collaborators about this
I think Senate folders are significantly underestimating how fucking angry Democratic voters are at them
November 10, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Hey @schumer.senate.gov you should tell all of the collaborators about this
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I think Senate folders are significantly underestimating how fucking angry Democratic voters are at them
November 10, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I think Senate folders are significantly underestimating how fucking angry Democratic voters are at them
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November 9, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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I have been actively watching contracts and surge funding over the last few days and what I would say to my friends in Baltimore is “be absolutely ready, right now.”
ICE poised to ramp up raids in Baltimore by Thanksgiving
The Trump administration has rush-ordered infrastructure to conduct raids, abduct residents, and detain people for months.
open.substack.com
November 7, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I have been actively watching contracts and surge funding over the last few days and what I would say to my friends in Baltimore is “be absolutely ready, right now.”
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Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo
Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist.
apnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
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Went back to the history of the Sicilian Mafia to illustrate something obvious but worth stating explicitly: The Trump administration behaves like an organized crime syndicate running a protection racket, not a representative government www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
November 8, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Went back to the history of the Sicilian Mafia to illustrate something obvious but worth stating explicitly: The Trump administration behaves like an organized crime syndicate running a protection racket, not a representative government www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
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And there it is…..
Announcement is made that the U.S. House will be out of session AGAIN next week
Two full months since their most recent vote
Announcement is made that the U.S. House will be out of session AGAIN next week
Two full months since their most recent vote
November 7, 2025 at 9:19 PM
And there it is…..
Announcement is made that the U.S. House will be out of session AGAIN next week
Two full months since their most recent vote
Announcement is made that the U.S. House will be out of session AGAIN next week
Two full months since their most recent vote