Matthew
@sosayweall7.bsky.social
Jesus rides beside me
He never buys any smokes
He never buys any smokes
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Matthew
@sosayweall7.bsky.social
· Aug 6
One time I tried to make a wish in a fountain, and my coin bounced back out. I tried a couple of more times. Same result. The fountain was right.
Made really good eggs today.
Fried some salami before frying the eggs.
Perfect runny yolks, crispy outside.
Fried some salami before frying the eggs.
Perfect runny yolks, crispy outside.
December 7, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Made really good eggs today.
Fried some salami before frying the eggs.
Perfect runny yolks, crispy outside.
Fried some salami before frying the eggs.
Perfect runny yolks, crispy outside.
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When Rivers Cuomo says, "I've got Ace Frehley / I've got Peter Criss," he is making a statement.
October 17, 2025 at 1:43 AM
When Rivers Cuomo says, "I've got Ace Frehley / I've got Peter Criss," he is making a statement.
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the idea that a handful of conservative legal scholars have an understanding that should supersede a settlement affirmed my generations of american is astoundingly arrogant, and the idea that trump — or any president — can unilaterally overturn that settlement is just despotism
December 7, 2025 at 7:18 PM
the idea that a handful of conservative legal scholars have an understanding that should supersede a settlement affirmed my generations of american is astoundingly arrogant, and the idea that trump — or any president — can unilaterally overturn that settlement is just despotism
It would be fascinating how the editors synthesize this, and their reasoning, if any.
Blasphemy.
Anathema.
Heretical.
Quit using my Savior as a political mascot, you heathens.
Anathema.
Heretical.
Quit using my Savior as a political mascot, you heathens.
December 7, 2025 at 7:21 PM
It would be fascinating how the editors synthesize this, and their reasoning, if any.
Driving through a blizzard listening to manguebeat.
December 7, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Driving through a blizzard listening to manguebeat.
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If you see this, you may if you like repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 6, 2025 at 10:20 PM
If you see this, you may if you like repost with your model of positive masculinity.
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btw if there is a lil symphony near you I highly, highly recommend going whenever you can. I'd wager the experience of seeing a Very Nice And Good local symphony perform is at least ten times better than listening to a recording of some Elite Orchestra, maybe more. maybe infinite
we went to a local symphony/choir concert a couple weeks ago and they did an instrumental rendition of sleigh ride that was some of the funniest shit I've ever seen. it was incredible. people were going wild for the "clop" guy
December 16, 2024 at 10:56 PM
btw if there is a lil symphony near you I highly, highly recommend going whenever you can. I'd wager the experience of seeing a Very Nice And Good local symphony perform is at least ten times better than listening to a recording of some Elite Orchestra, maybe more. maybe infinite
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caught my son tampering with my astrolabe again 😔
December 6, 2025 at 7:16 PM
caught my son tampering with my astrolabe again 😔
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They flipped out when they couldn’t go to Golden Corral at the height of Covid, no way do they have what it takes to make those kinds of sacrifices.
December 6, 2025 at 7:10 PM
They flipped out when they couldn’t go to Golden Corral at the height of Covid, no way do they have what it takes to make those kinds of sacrifices.
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government by right-wing media addicts for right-wing media addicts, which acknowledges no reality beyond that which exists in right-wing media and which serves no function other than generating new content for right-wing media
They are running the government according to the logic of right-wing grievance media. I cannot emphasize that enough. The point is to create content, and they don't see an actual difference between dunking on Sabrina Carpenter, passing legislation, and bombing other countries.
I don't really know what the administration hopes to gain by picking fights with the most well-liked pop artists in the United States. You're just generating backlash for no discernible reason outside of owning the libs.
December 6, 2025 at 4:34 AM
government by right-wing media addicts for right-wing media addicts, which acknowledges no reality beyond that which exists in right-wing media and which serves no function other than generating new content for right-wing media
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 6, 2025 at 4:41 AM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
Going to the concert hall with my lady.
December 5, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Going to the concert hall with my lady.
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tax the rich or they will spend it on cocaine and Soviet research drugs
December 5, 2025 at 2:48 PM
tax the rich or they will spend it on cocaine and Soviet research drugs
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Taylor and Grace are just calling to say goodnight 😴
You want to watch the whole thing, trust.
You want to watch the whole thing, trust.
December 5, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Taylor and Grace are just calling to say goodnight 😴
You want to watch the whole thing, trust.
You want to watch the whole thing, trust.
Guys pumping iron in the weight room, blasting "Girls Just Want to Have Fun."
December 4, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Guys pumping iron in the weight room, blasting "Girls Just Want to Have Fun."
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I saw someone earlier today online saying that there’s no reason to use chopsticks when we have forks but this claim is refuted easily by showing how cheese balls cannot be eaten via violent fork stabbing but only by the gentle grasp of the chopstick
December 4, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I saw someone earlier today online saying that there’s no reason to use chopsticks when we have forks but this claim is refuted easily by showing how cheese balls cannot be eaten via violent fork stabbing but only by the gentle grasp of the chopstick
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winter band concert...60 6th graders who never touched an instrument before september, stumbling through ode to joy and good king wenceslas...extremely my shit
December 3, 2025 at 11:32 PM
winter band concert...60 6th graders who never touched an instrument before september, stumbling through ode to joy and good king wenceslas...extremely my shit
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Everything is batshit.
December 3, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Everything is batshit.
They are trying to rebrand 45's as "tiny vinyl," with the retail price at $15... 😳
December 3, 2025 at 10:24 PM
They are trying to rebrand 45's as "tiny vinyl," with the retail price at $15... 😳
Weird Al is actually amazing at polka.
December 3, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Weird Al is actually amazing at polka.
3 yo is obsessed with Polka...
December 3, 2025 at 8:25 PM
3 yo is obsessed with Polka...
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This composition had eluded me for nearly a decade, but yesterday I was finally able to capture it. A train rolled through just as the Duquesne Incline was crossing over the tracks in #Pittsburgh, creating a picture perfect winter scene. It was worth the hours and hours I've waited over the years.
December 3, 2025 at 2:06 PM
This composition had eluded me for nearly a decade, but yesterday I was finally able to capture it. A train rolled through just as the Duquesne Incline was crossing over the tracks in #Pittsburgh, creating a picture perfect winter scene. It was worth the hours and hours I've waited over the years.
Everything is batshit.
December 3, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Everything is batshit.