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Just because the hour glass is almost empty doesn't mean that you have to be too.
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Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important.

We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
It's goofy that all I can think about now is working on this coding project, and its not even for me. I'm fucking cooked.
November 27, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Thank.
November 27, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/
November 7, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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"Fixing a bug in Civilization" is now code for, well, you know.
March 20, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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This takes a minute to absorb.
March 13, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Off By One xkcd.com/3062
March 13, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Funny....All of a sudden, no one's performing arbitrary sex-change operations on unexpecting grade-schoolers anymore.
March 12, 2025 at 12:28 AM
100 minutes.
Absolutely. Infur-
Not really...
I got the inputs mixed up, bad data leads to bad results.
Everytime we're here I question my validity as an effective student, a capable person or...
Too much.
All I know is that if someone wants a solution in 100 minutes, I'm getting fucking paid.
March 7, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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old Soviet joke for our times:

Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.

Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”

Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”

Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
March 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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March 2, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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Times Square 🇺🇸🇺🇦✊
March 1, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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This says it all.
March 2, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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March 2, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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nzsky underrated
February 18, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 🐆🥣😳 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
February 15, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Obelisk of flesh, what cruel divinity do you transgress upon me today?
Your pallid limbs wobble, a shuddering of the very stars, I can't see the point of it yet.

When they find out that there isn't a point, I guess you'll contend with more of mine. Just send me to the stars soon, okay?
February 13, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY SCIENCE:
1. Chickenpox
2. Diphtheria
3. Measles
4. Pertussis
5. Pneumococcal Infection
6. Polio
7. Tetanus
8. Typhoid
9. Yellow Fever
10. Smallpox

DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY RFK JR. OR PRAYER:
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February 13, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Missed this a little while ago — a federal judge has delayed the deferred resignation deadline again. If you'll recall, at a hearing Thursday he moved it to today. There is currently no timetable for a new deadline as he reviews the case.

ICYMI my piece explaining the 'Fork in the Road':
How Elon Musk forked up his mass resignation plan
Incompetence and desperation are a bad combination.
www.thehandbasket.co
February 10, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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February 8, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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I'm glad that Civ 7 includes quotes from all of history's greatest leaders
February 8, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Oops 😬
February 8, 2025 at 1:50 AM
As usual, I refuse to be affected, refuse to be scared. Entropy will serve me where I build and where I lay.
February 7, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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February 4, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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ah cool, an archive of all CDC data before they tampered with it
CDC datasets uploaded before January 28th, 2025 : Centers for Disease Control and Prevention : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
An archive of all CDC datasets uploaded to https://data.cdc.gov/browse before January 28th, 2025. Excludes corrupt datasets and data not publicly accessible.
archive.org
February 2, 2025 at 2:33 PM