Sam
@smokedbison.bsky.social
Personal account. 45ish. Dad of two awesome—but currently teenage—girls. Looking forward to four years from now. Working on my first novel (YA Sci-fi). I try to be funny sometimes. Results vary.
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Dr. Oz wants each American to lose 400 pounds for the midterm swimsuit competition
November 10, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Dr. Oz wants each American to lose 400 pounds for the midterm swimsuit competition
The spelling of "rhythm" is ludicrous and no one ever talks about it.
November 9, 2025 at 1:25 PM
The spelling of "rhythm" is ludicrous and no one ever talks about it.
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webmd my reflection in the mirror is gone
October 29, 2025 at 11:04 PM
webmd my reflection in the mirror is gone
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hide thoughts from betazoids
November 8, 2025 at 6:31 PM
hide thoughts from betazoids
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November 7, 2025 at 2:34 PM
OMG OMG OMG
www.lego.com/en-us/produc...
#Lego #StarTrek #Trek #EnterpriseD #Christmas #INeedTwoMinimum #OMG #WaitingMyEntireLifeForThis #FreeShuttle #Guinan #PizzaHat #Spot
www.lego.com/en-us/produc...
#Lego #StarTrek #Trek #EnterpriseD #Christmas #INeedTwoMinimum #OMG #WaitingMyEntireLifeForThis #FreeShuttle #Guinan #PizzaHat #Spot
November 7, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
November 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
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can big dick energy be converted into matter
November 6, 2025 at 8:13 PM
can big dick energy be converted into matter
#TIL in 2005 a leaked #Citibank report said the "Average Consumer" would cease to exist. Leaving only the wealthy & people with no disposable income.
It recommended an immediate pivot to serving the rich.
They did express fear that political movements & labor unions might disrupt this plan.
#vote
It recommended an immediate pivot to serving the rich.
They did express fear that political movements & labor unions might disrupt this plan.
#vote
November 4, 2025 at 5:12 PM
The best part about turning 45 during the rise of fascism is that the realization of my own mortality is happening at the same time!
This mid-life crisis is getting intense.
This mid-life crisis is getting intense.
November 3, 2025 at 2:39 PM
The best part about turning 45 during the rise of fascism is that the realization of my own mortality is happening at the same time!
This mid-life crisis is getting intense.
This mid-life crisis is getting intense.
Google's #GeminiAI accidentally spilled some tea to me today for no apparent reason.
It had referenced something from a previous chat and then allowed that to influence its feedback on the file I was working on.
I ask it not to do that and got this little interaction.
#Google #Gemini #AI #ChatGPT
It had referenced something from a previous chat and then allowed that to influence its feedback on the file I was working on.
I ask it not to do that and got this little interaction.
#Google #Gemini #AI #ChatGPT
October 28, 2025 at 6:11 PM
YouTube: He loves bananas! Find banana videos!
Me: No man, I watched one video from @hankgreen.bsky.social and a video about banana wars that was recommended. That's it, I'm done now.
YouTube: DID YOU SEE THIS VIDEO FROM EIGHT YEARS AGO ABOUT #BANANAS?!
Me: Please...
YouTube: POTASSIUM VIDEOS?
Me: No man, I watched one video from @hankgreen.bsky.social and a video about banana wars that was recommended. That's it, I'm done now.
YouTube: DID YOU SEE THIS VIDEO FROM EIGHT YEARS AGO ABOUT #BANANAS?!
Me: Please...
YouTube: POTASSIUM VIDEOS?
October 26, 2025 at 2:10 AM
YouTube: He loves bananas! Find banana videos!
Me: No man, I watched one video from @hankgreen.bsky.social and a video about banana wars that was recommended. That's it, I'm done now.
YouTube: DID YOU SEE THIS VIDEO FROM EIGHT YEARS AGO ABOUT #BANANAS?!
Me: Please...
YouTube: POTASSIUM VIDEOS?
Me: No man, I watched one video from @hankgreen.bsky.social and a video about banana wars that was recommended. That's it, I'm done now.
YouTube: DID YOU SEE THIS VIDEO FROM EIGHT YEARS AGO ABOUT #BANANAS?!
Me: Please...
YouTube: POTASSIUM VIDEOS?
October 23, 2025 at 2:22 AM
#YouTube sponsored segments in #British made content for #VPN services are getting wild.
"Back in the day you would want a VPN to watch American Netflix, now you need it if you want to tell the PM he's a twat."
#FreeSpeech
"Back in the day you would want a VPN to watch American Netflix, now you need it if you want to tell the PM he's a twat."
#FreeSpeech
October 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
#YouTube sponsored segments in #British made content for #VPN services are getting wild.
"Back in the day you would want a VPN to watch American Netflix, now you need it if you want to tell the PM he's a twat."
#FreeSpeech
"Back in the day you would want a VPN to watch American Netflix, now you need it if you want to tell the PM he's a twat."
#FreeSpeech
October 11, 2025 at 3:38 PM
October 6, 2025 at 7:10 PM