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Sam
@smokedbison.bsky.social
Personal account. 45ish. Dad of two awesome—but currently teenage—girls. Looking forward to four years from now. Working on my first novel (YA Sci-fi). I try to be funny sometimes. Results vary.
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Jon Stewart "Can't F**king Believe" Democrats Caved on the Shutdown

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Jon Stewart "Can't F**king Believe" Democrats Caved on the Shutdown | The Daily Show
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November 11, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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Dr. Oz wants each American to lose 400 pounds for the midterm swimsuit competition
November 10, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Fiction Writer: One who sends their imaginary friends on imaginary adventures and then wants to tell you about it.

#writing #booksky #authors #fiction
November 10, 2025 at 4:12 PM
The spelling of "rhythm" is ludicrous and no one ever talks about it.
November 9, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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webmd my reflection in the mirror is gone
October 29, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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hide thoughts from betazoids
November 8, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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And today, the editing begins 😬 Wish me luck!

💙📚 #writingcommuinty
November 7, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
November 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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can big dick energy be converted into matter
November 6, 2025 at 8:13 PM
This is still what I think every time I feel embarrassment.

#futurama

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Futurama - I'm so embarrassed, I wish everybody else was dead
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November 4, 2025 at 7:31 PM
#TIL in 2005 a leaked #Citibank report said the "Average Consumer" would cease to exist. Leaving only the wealthy & people with no disposable income.

It recommended an immediate pivot to serving the rich.

They did express fear that political movements & labor unions might disrupt this plan.

#vote
November 4, 2025 at 5:12 PM
The best part about turning 45 during the rise of fascism is that the realization of my own mortality is happening at the same time!

This mid-life crisis is getting intense.
November 3, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Google's #GeminiAI accidentally spilled some tea to me today for no apparent reason.

It had referenced something from a previous chat and then allowed that to influence its feedback on the file I was working on.

I ask it not to do that and got this little interaction.

#Google #Gemini #AI #ChatGPT
October 28, 2025 at 6:11 PM
YouTube: He loves bananas! Find banana videos!

Me: No man, I watched one video from @hankgreen.bsky.social and a video about banana wars that was recommended. That's it, I'm done now.

YouTube: DID YOU SEE THIS VIDEO FROM EIGHT YEARS AGO ABOUT #BANANAS?!

Me: Please...

YouTube: POTASSIUM VIDEOS?
October 26, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Hello,

The New Space Jellyfish are not friendly.

That is all.

#NMS
October 23, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Now see, that's why you should be nice!

#cats #kitten #dogs #puppy
October 22, 2025 at 9:43 AM
If wasn't radicalized before, watching him remodel the White House because he thinks he's going to live there forever did it.

#Trump #Resist #NoKings
October 21, 2025 at 12:01 AM
October 20, 2025 at 8:13 AM
#YouTube sponsored segments in #British made content for #VPN services are getting wild.

"Back in the day you would want a VPN to watch American Netflix, now you need it if you want to tell the PM he's a twat."

#FreeSpeech
October 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
October 11, 2025 at 9:45 PM
October 11, 2025 at 3:38 PM
#Gymnastics aren't really my sport, but wow.

I'm told this is Alice Taglietti from Italy.
October 6, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Did he just bark?

🔊(audio)

#cats #sound
October 4, 2025 at 10:17 AM