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venmo to help my elderly cat with hyperthyroidism and kidney failure https://venmo.com/code?user_id=3928058205571118340
She/her cis & bi so you might have a chance
Pikmin Bloom account: 657744685225
Out fossil fishing 🐟🦴⛏️
She/her cis & bi so you might have a chance
Pikmin Bloom account: 657744685225
Out fossil fishing 🐟🦴⛏️
Pinned
I'm Tired of fighting with my brain to try to look normal. I'm neurodivergent and it's exhausting pretending otherwise
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when you eat an edible before babysitting
November 28, 2025 at 9:00 PM
when you eat an edible before babysitting
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I miss Black Friday sales where you had to fight to the death for that TV you always wanted.
November 28, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I miss Black Friday sales where you had to fight to the death for that TV you always wanted.
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This is the Sunburst Candy Spider from Thailand. Not AI (sucks to have to declare this). Very real and had been on my wish list for a long time.
The taxonomic placement is unclear, so we are leaving it at Cyrtarachninae.
The taxonomic placement is unclear, so we are leaving it at Cyrtarachninae.
November 29, 2025 at 3:15 PM
This is the Sunburst Candy Spider from Thailand. Not AI (sucks to have to declare this). Very real and had been on my wish list for a long time.
The taxonomic placement is unclear, so we are leaving it at Cyrtarachninae.
The taxonomic placement is unclear, so we are leaving it at Cyrtarachninae.
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really went dark for the sequel
November 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
really went dark for the sequel
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Somewhat related, my graphic design advice is that unless the image is a key point of your presentation, like it’s actually something you need to show people to get the point of your slide across, then don’t use one. Slides need to be functional, not overcrowded and “cute”.
I don’t know if anyone else notices or cares, but when I see a presentation in which the speaker uses obviously generated-AI images to illustrate their slides, it makes me immediately less confident in whatever other content they’re presenting.
November 28, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Somewhat related, my graphic design advice is that unless the image is a key point of your presentation, like it’s actually something you need to show people to get the point of your slide across, then don’t use one. Slides need to be functional, not overcrowded and “cute”.
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Thanksgiving games afoot
November 27, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Thanksgiving games afoot
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Mulligan has been drinking out of the people water all afternoon and we just found out
November 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Mulligan has been drinking out of the people water all afternoon and we just found out
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I love how both seagull and man are doing a power pose
November 27, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I love how both seagull and man are doing a power pose
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those are certainly color choices she made
My absolutely favorite artwork for today, capturing the holiday more poignantly than any other: Alice Neel, Thanksgiving, 1965
November 27, 2025 at 6:45 PM
those are certainly color choices she made
I'm really please how this heel is turning out. Look at that, no big gaps and everything just smoothly flows together. 🧶
November 27, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I'm really please how this heel is turning out. Look at that, no big gaps and everything just smoothly flows together. 🧶
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sorta coming around to the view that the social danger of genAI images is less that they'll make people believe fabricated things are real and more that they'll make people believe real things are fabricated
November 27, 2025 at 5:59 PM
sorta coming around to the view that the social danger of genAI images is less that they'll make people believe fabricated things are real and more that they'll make people believe real things are fabricated
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False. Mid afternoon is perfect because then around 8 PM you can have turkey sandwiches
An old Correct Opinion that is Still Correct—The Best Thanksgiving Dinner Time Is 8 p.m.
Listen Up, Turkeys: The Best Thanksgiving Dinner Time Is 8 p.m. - Hell Gate
Most Thanksgiving stressors stem from the massive mid-day meal.
hellgatenyc.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:53 PM
False. Mid afternoon is perfect because then around 8 PM you can have turkey sandwiches
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They did it again! NYC subway Thanksgiving 2025, via @scootercaster.com!
November 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
They did it again! NYC subway Thanksgiving 2025, via @scootercaster.com!
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I was at the ER the night before Thanksgiving/early hours of Thanksgiving last year with a family member, and we overheard two doctors call that block of time "The Night of the Mandolines" due to the sheer number of sharps injuries during meal prep.
November 27, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I was at the ER the night before Thanksgiving/early hours of Thanksgiving last year with a family member, and we overheard two doctors call that block of time "The Night of the Mandolines" due to the sheer number of sharps injuries during meal prep.
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An important detail is that little dude delivered this while wearing a red dress that brings to mind nothing so much as Kate Bush’s Wuthering Heights music video. A true icon.
November 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
An important detail is that little dude delivered this while wearing a red dress that brings to mind nothing so much as Kate Bush’s Wuthering Heights music video. A true icon.
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My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy?
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy?
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
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Someone go hook JR Tolkien's corpse up to a turbine, between this and Palantir we've got a source of endless renewable energy
November 27, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Someone go hook JR Tolkien's corpse up to a turbine, between this and Palantir we've got a source of endless renewable energy
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Council of Elrond announces immediate cessation of weapons production for the race of Men pending results of preliminary inquiry.
November 27, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Council of Elrond announces immediate cessation of weapons production for the race of Men pending results of preliminary inquiry.
Off topic a bit but she's so pretty :) I love beautiful older women
And like, Santa Claus & Mrs Claus are fictional people & Mrs Claus in particular was made by advertisers so who cares what her ethnicity is lmao she's from an old Coke ad or whatever
And like, Santa Claus & Mrs Claus are fictional people & Mrs Claus in particular was made by advertisers so who cares what her ethnicity is lmao she's from an old Coke ad or whatever
November 27, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Off topic a bit but she's so pretty :) I love beautiful older women
And like, Santa Claus & Mrs Claus are fictional people & Mrs Claus in particular was made by advertisers so who cares what her ethnicity is lmao she's from an old Coke ad or whatever
And like, Santa Claus & Mrs Claus are fictional people & Mrs Claus in particular was made by advertisers so who cares what her ethnicity is lmao she's from an old Coke ad or whatever
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oh hell yes
November 27, 2025 at 5:12 PM
oh hell yes
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Hoping for a muffin
November 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Hoping for a muffin
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okay the tiny goldfish float did get me.
November 27, 2025 at 3:53 PM
okay the tiny goldfish float did get me.
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nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
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Having sex with 18 year olds is just one of those things we have to accept as legal for many pragmatic and rights-based reasons but it's still fucking disgusting/creeps as a full grownup and can be discouraged with social pressure, such as calling him a gross freak here on Woke Twitter
November 27, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Having sex with 18 year olds is just one of those things we have to accept as legal for many pragmatic and rights-based reasons but it's still fucking disgusting/creeps as a full grownup and can be discouraged with social pressure, such as calling him a gross freak here on Woke Twitter