Skolney
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Minnesota Vikings STH. #MNTwins doomer. If you need me, I'll be at the movies. MAGA=🗑. #Skol #Resist Fuck Trump and all who support him!
"Skolney the Vikings Guy" on YouTube
"Skolney the Vikings Guy" on YouTube
Hey you, person sitting at home reading this post. Yeah you.
Congrats. You gained more yards in the 2nd half today than the Minnesota Vikings.
Congrats. You gained more yards in the 2nd half today than the Minnesota Vikings.
November 23, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Hey you, person sitting at home reading this post. Yeah you.
Congrats. You gained more yards in the 2nd half today than the Minnesota Vikings.
Congrats. You gained more yards in the 2nd half today than the Minnesota Vikings.
I truly feel dead inside. The Vikings are completely humiliating themselves at Lambeau and I'm not mad. I'm not sad. I feel nothing at all.
November 23, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I truly feel dead inside. The Vikings are completely humiliating themselves at Lambeau and I'm not mad. I'm not sad. I feel nothing at all.
The sheer number of very bad decisions (both roster and in game) that have taken a 14 win team to a nearly guaranteed last place finish is astounding.
Heads aren't gonna roll, but this entire regime is on instant hot seat heading into 2026. #Skol
Heads aren't gonna roll, but this entire regime is on instant hot seat heading into 2026. #Skol
November 23, 2025 at 8:21 PM
The sheer number of very bad decisions (both roster and in game) that have taken a 14 win team to a nearly guaranteed last place finish is astounding.
Heads aren't gonna roll, but this entire regime is on instant hot seat heading into 2026. #Skol
Heads aren't gonna roll, but this entire regime is on instant hot seat heading into 2026. #Skol
When they do the movie about the 2025 Minnesota Vikings
November 23, 2025 at 7:43 PM
When they do the movie about the 2025 Minnesota Vikings
Vikings will have 1 Pro Bowler this year and it'll be the kicker.
November 23, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Vikings will have 1 Pro Bowler this year and it'll be the kicker.
Same old Vikings. Defense isn't playing that well, but is hanging in there and keeping things from getting out of hand. But the offense is offering nothing.
November 23, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Same old Vikings. Defense isn't playing that well, but is hanging in there and keeping things from getting out of hand. But the offense is offering nothing.
Another day of watching Strychnine play quarterback.
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ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with the words `` sounds fun '' written next to her .
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November 23, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Another day of watching Strychnine play quarterback.
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Whether it's Barack Obama wearing a tan suit to a press conference or Donald Trump calling for the execution of Democrats, both presidents engaged in norm-busting behavior.
November 21, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Whether it's Barack Obama wearing a tan suit to a press conference or Donald Trump calling for the execution of Democrats, both presidents engaged in norm-busting behavior.
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Opinion | I believed Hillary Clinton was a sex trafficker because one of her donors owned a pizza restaurant and "cheese pizza" has the same initials as "child pornography." Here's why I don't think Donald Trump's multi-decade best friendship with a sex trafficker connects him to sex trafficking.
November 20, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Opinion | I believed Hillary Clinton was a sex trafficker because one of her donors owned a pizza restaurant and "cheese pizza" has the same initials as "child pornography." Here's why I don't think Donald Trump's multi-decade best friendship with a sex trafficker connects him to sex trafficking.
I don't think I've ever felt this hopeless about this football team and its future. Cause we're gonna have to watch this horsebleep at least part way into next season.
November 16, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I don't think I've ever felt this hopeless about this football team and its future. Cause we're gonna have to watch this horsebleep at least part way into next season.
"You know, a lot of young QBs struggled at the start."
Oh yeah, were they all reaches to begin with who couldn't make the most rudimentary throws on a consistent basis?
It's not required to be absolute dogshit at the start. Teddy Bridgewater could at least do the caretaker thing right away.
Oh yeah, were they all reaches to begin with who couldn't make the most rudimentary throws on a consistent basis?
It's not required to be absolute dogshit at the start. Teddy Bridgewater could at least do the caretaker thing right away.
November 16, 2025 at 7:28 PM
"You know, a lot of young QBs struggled at the start."
Oh yeah, were they all reaches to begin with who couldn't make the most rudimentary throws on a consistent basis?
It's not required to be absolute dogshit at the start. Teddy Bridgewater could at least do the caretaker thing right away.
Oh yeah, were they all reaches to begin with who couldn't make the most rudimentary throws on a consistent basis?
It's not required to be absolute dogshit at the start. Teddy Bridgewater could at least do the caretaker thing right away.
JJ McCarthy's new nickname is "Strychnine" cause he makes me want to drink it.
November 16, 2025 at 7:22 PM
JJ McCarthy's new nickname is "Strychnine" cause he makes me want to drink it.
Put me in all the clown makeup if JJ McCarthy winds up being something. I don't care. I'd gladly take that L.
He was an obvious bust coming in. He can't make basic throws. He has enough talent to make an occasional play, but you can't build a franchise around an occasional play
He was an obvious bust coming in. He can't make basic throws. He has enough talent to make an occasional play, but you can't build a franchise around an occasional play
November 16, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Put me in all the clown makeup if JJ McCarthy winds up being something. I don't care. I'd gladly take that L.
He was an obvious bust coming in. He can't make basic throws. He has enough talent to make an occasional play, but you can't build a franchise around an occasional play
He was an obvious bust coming in. He can't make basic throws. He has enough talent to make an occasional play, but you can't build a franchise around an occasional play
Harrison Smith out of the tunnel last for game #200.
November 16, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Harrison Smith out of the tunnel last for game #200.
I *think* the Vikings win a close one today, in the 27-24 range. But who even knows anymore.
November 16, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I *think* the Vikings win a close one today, in the 27-24 range. But who even knows anymore.
Purple Palace I am in you. The season is pretty much at stake for one of the most frustrating Vikings teams of my life. Win and the playoffs remain possible. Lose and it's a miserable final 7 weeks. #Skol
November 16, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Purple Palace I am in you. The season is pretty much at stake for one of the most frustrating Vikings teams of my life. Win and the playoffs remain possible. Lose and it's a miserable final 7 weeks. #Skol
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Whether it’s Barack Obama, appearing in a tan suit or Donald Trump appearing 1700 times in Jeffrey Epstein‘s emails, both presidents made some highly controversial appearances.
November 15, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Whether it’s Barack Obama, appearing in a tan suit or Donald Trump appearing 1700 times in Jeffrey Epstein‘s emails, both presidents made some highly controversial appearances.
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The Republican president is a pedophile who has doubled my healthcare costs and let scores of violent criminals out of jail. But a Democratic mayor-elect wants to make busses free in a city I don't live in. I have never felt more politically homeless.
November 13, 2025 at 12:47 PM
The Republican president is a pedophile who has doubled my healthcare costs and let scores of violent criminals out of jail. But a Democratic mayor-elect wants to make busses free in a city I don't live in. I have never felt more politically homeless.
The Minnesota Vikings are talented enough to win every game left on their schedule.
They are stupid enough to lose them all.
They are stupid enough to lose them all.
November 9, 2025 at 9:26 PM
The Minnesota Vikings are talented enough to win every game left on their schedule.
They are stupid enough to lose them all.
They are stupid enough to lose them all.
This is why you don't indulge some idiotic "durr my alter ego is 9" crap. He's just going to be a very average QB at best. Will win some games, but may lose a lot more.
November 9, 2025 at 9:23 PM
This is why you don't indulge some idiotic "durr my alter ego is 9" crap. He's just going to be a very average QB at best. Will win some games, but may lose a lot more.
The Ravens have gagged away some big 4th quarter leads in recent memory, but I think we are just about at curtains here.
November 9, 2025 at 8:34 PM
The Ravens have gagged away some big 4th quarter leads in recent memory, but I think we are just about at curtains here.
You have the QB you want. You have both your backs healthy, plus Ham. You have 4/5 of your planned OL and Brandel has been fine.
It's 3rd and 1.
RUN THE MOTHERFUCKING FOOTBALL YOU WANNABE OFFENSIVE GENIUS!
It's 3rd and 1.
RUN THE MOTHERFUCKING FOOTBALL YOU WANNABE OFFENSIVE GENIUS!
November 9, 2025 at 7:45 PM
You have the QB you want. You have both your backs healthy, plus Ham. You have 4/5 of your planned OL and Brandel has been fine.
It's 3rd and 1.
RUN THE MOTHERFUCKING FOOTBALL YOU WANNABE OFFENSIVE GENIUS!
It's 3rd and 1.
RUN THE MOTHERFUCKING FOOTBALL YOU WANNABE OFFENSIVE GENIUS!