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It's all about reclaiming your space and sanity.

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We’re about to set the clocks forward an hour… I think I’ll just go ahead and set mine forward five years. Maybe by then, we’ll all have a better sense of direction. #DaylightSavingTime

Productivity vs. Paycheck" graph—visual proof that your effort is on an Olympic sprint while your salary is taking a leisurely stroll.

Today’s economic blackout isn’t just about skipping your morning coffee run—it’s about calling out the corporations that squeeze employees dry while hoarding record profits. If one day of not spending can send a message, imagine what real accountability could do.

"Dear Management, Effective immediately, I will no longer be participating in the group delusion that this job is worth my sanity."

"Dear HR, I regret to inform you that I have found employment where my soul won’t be slowly crushed like a tin can in a trash compactor."

Exactly.

I'm absolutely positive that my coworkers mentality is that the work fascinates them. So much so that they can sit and simply just stare at it for hours.

I don't like to think before I speak. I like to be just as surprised as
everyone else about what comes out of
my mouth.

Self-care is important. That’s why when I tell you to go f*ck yourself, just know—it’s coming from a place of love.

People might try to guilt-trip you for saying ‘no,’ but honestly, it’s one of the best things you can do for your peace of mind. Protecting your energy isn’t selfish—it’s necessary. Don’t feel bad for putting yourself first. You’re not a superhero, you’re human.

Question: Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?
Answer: My sense of decency.

If at first you don’t succeed… try, try again (and again, and again, and—sigh).

If only… 🤔

What’s a dating ick you didn’t know you had until it happened?

I don’t meet the height requirements for riding your emotional roller coaster.

When the ‘team’ in teamwork stands for ‘Toxic Employees And unnecessary Meetings.’

If your job was a reality TV show, what would the title be?

Can’t afford your mood swings—self-care budget’s already maxed out.

I can tell by your rude demeanor and sarcastic undertones that we would be friends.

Thank you.

I put in my two weeks’ notice via an ALL staff email but I didn’t stop there. I laid out every toxic, corrupt thing going on, called out management on their nonsense, and hit SEND. Corporate chaos ensued.

Did I show up for my final two weeks? Absolutely not.

Would I do it again? 10/10, no regrets.

Vacation me is a whole different person. Waking up at 6 AM for excursions? Absolutely. Walking 12 miles sightseeing? Yes, please.

Back home? I need a nap after folding laundry.