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‘Imitating a Pterodactyl?’ Happy Trails to MLB Goofball Brett Phillips
Thanks for the laughs... and the Cy Young worthy pitching
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When you start a newsletter on silly gooses in sports and the silliest of gooses retires immediately after, you have to channel your sadness into a eulogy for his pterodactyl laughing career. We'll miss you, Brett Phillips! sillygooseboxscores.substack.com/p/imitating-...
Vince Dunn is also the #SeaKraken 's leader in Thanksgiving food takes.
November 27, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Vince Dunn is also the #SeaKraken 's leader in Thanksgiving food takes.
Jordan Poole, Marlon Humphrey, Zack Greinke: What do they have in common? Performance-enhancing cats. Read more on my important investigation into this topic: sillygooseboxscores.substack.com/p/the-widesp...
The Widespread Use of Performance-Enhancing Cats in Sports
It's gotten out of hand
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November 24, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Jordan Poole, Marlon Humphrey, Zack Greinke: What do they have in common? Performance-enhancing cats. Read more on my important investigation into this topic: sillygooseboxscores.substack.com/p/the-widesp...
It's Sunday, so let's hear from fantasy football strategist Zack Greinke.
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November 23, 2025 at 8:11 PM
It's Sunday, so let's hear from fantasy football strategist Zack Greinke.
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The /AnaheimDucks' duck-shaped clogs Jacob Trouba and Chris Kreider are rocking are just incredible 🦆
November 23, 2025 at 1:42 AM
The /AnaheimDucks' duck-shaped clogs Jacob Trouba and Chris Kreider are rocking are just incredible 🦆
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Mood:
November 20, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Mood:
November 22, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Andre Burakovsky will lead them to the Cup, confirmed. #Blackhawks
Connor Bedard or Andre Burakovsky? 🤣
The /NHLBlackhawks are definitely in a good mood. 😄
The /NHLBlackhawks are definitely in a good mood. 😄
November 20, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Andre Burakovsky will lead them to the Cup, confirmed. #Blackhawks
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Connor Bedard or Andre Burakovsky? 🤣
The /NHLBlackhawks are definitely in a good mood. 😄
The /NHLBlackhawks are definitely in a good mood. 😄
November 19, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Connor Bedard or Andre Burakovsky? 🤣
The /NHLBlackhawks are definitely in a good mood. 😄
The /NHLBlackhawks are definitely in a good mood. 😄
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An extremely important discovery deep in the Getty archives.
November 20, 2025 at 8:02 PM
An extremely important discovery deep in the Getty archives.
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Enrique Hernandez's daughter, Penelope, is helping him rehab with a makeover. instagram.com/kikehndez/
November 18, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Enrique Hernandez's daughter, Penelope, is helping him rehab with a makeover. instagram.com/kikehndez/
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I know he's little but IMO they should still give him the adult procedure
November 18, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I know he's little but IMO they should still give him the adult procedure
Joel Eriksson Ek is confident against an ant. Aaron Judge thinks there's a chance he could take a chicken. Nico Hoerner doesn't want to fight. He just wants to be a seal.
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Ants, Cows, a Chicken: Animals Athletes Think They Could Fight
At least no one said turkeys
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November 17, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Joel Eriksson Ek is confident against an ant. Aaron Judge thinks there's a chance he could take a chicken. Nico Hoerner doesn't want to fight. He just wants to be a seal.
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There are two goalies inside of you.
November 17, 2025 at 2:49 AM
There are two goalies inside of you.
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I respect it. He wants to be ungovernable
Brock Faber has progressed from the "Could I win a fight against a bear?" question to the "I could fight an elephant" statement.
November 14, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I respect it. He wants to be ungovernable
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Brock Faber has progressed from the "Could I win a fight against a bear?" question to the "I could fight an elephant" statement.
November 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Brock Faber has progressed from the "Could I win a fight against a bear?" question to the "I could fight an elephant" statement.
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Passed the vibe check 🤩🫶
November 12, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Passed the vibe check 🤩🫶
Walter Payton credited his game to not having to clean the house because he was the baby.
“That’s the reason why I had the moves that I did. Because when you have an angry sister and an angry brother chasing you with a broom and a wet dish rag, you tend to pick up moves that you never had before.”
“That’s the reason why I had the moves that I did. Because when you have an angry sister and an angry brother chasing you with a broom and a wet dish rag, you tend to pick up moves that you never had before.”
November 13, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Walter Payton credited his game to not having to clean the house because he was the baby.
“That’s the reason why I had the moves that I did. Because when you have an angry sister and an angry brother chasing you with a broom and a wet dish rag, you tend to pick up moves that you never had before.”
“That’s the reason why I had the moves that I did. Because when you have an angry sister and an angry brother chasing you with a broom and a wet dish rag, you tend to pick up moves that you never had before.”
When Joe Montana gave his Hall of Fame speech 25 years ago, he said, "Deacon Jones has kind of taken over as the gatekeeper and said anyone that came up here without notes he was going to be worried about and that I would ramble on. So, I brought my notes for Deacon."
Then he pulled this out:
Then he pulled this out:
November 11, 2025 at 7:26 AM
When Joe Montana gave his Hall of Fame speech 25 years ago, he said, "Deacon Jones has kind of taken over as the gatekeeper and said anyone that came up here without notes he was going to be worried about and that I would ramble on. So, I brought my notes for Deacon."
Then he pulled this out:
Then he pulled this out:
During Ichiro's Hall of Fame speech, he said, "The truth is, without baseball, you would say, ‘This guy is such a dumbass.’”
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'Luke and Laura Forever': Silly Hall of Fame Speeches
Shaq is what's missing from 'General Hospital'
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November 11, 2025 at 6:19 AM
During Ichiro's Hall of Fame speech, he said, "The truth is, without baseball, you would say, ‘This guy is such a dumbass.’”
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Stolarz pulls Zegras out of the scrum
November 2, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Stolarz pulls Zegras out of the scrum
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Love your nipples!” — evergreen quote from Kiké Hernández, three-time World Series Champion
November 2, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Love your nipples!” — evergreen quote from Kiké Hernández, three-time World Series Champion
“I thought I saw one this summer at my lake house in Quebec. I thought. And I see a huge spaceship over my head. I’m like, ‘Oh my god, this is it. They’re coming for me.’ And it just disappeared, and I learned that it was Starlink.” - Phillip Danault
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The Athletes Who Believe In - And May Be - Aliens
The truth is in the outfield
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November 3, 2025 at 3:09 AM
“I thought I saw one this summer at my lake house in Quebec. I thought. And I see a huge spaceship over my head. I’m like, ‘Oh my god, this is it. They’re coming for me.’ And it just disappeared, and I learned that it was Starlink.” - Phillip Danault
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