ShampooCake
@shampoocake.bsky.social
A dude who gay and itelligent.
Yes, pfp is me.
Yes, pfp is me.
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Ich habe gerade gehört, dass ein Deutscher zum Mond geschickt wird. Das wird doch hoffentlich abgestimmt, oder? Ich würde da gern ein paar Vorschläge einreichen.
November 28, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Ich habe gerade gehört, dass ein Deutscher zum Mond geschickt wird. Das wird doch hoffentlich abgestimmt, oder? Ich würde da gern ein paar Vorschläge einreichen.
Let me abracadabra into your amor oo na na with my morta oo gaga
November 27, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Let me abracadabra into your amor oo na na with my morta oo gaga
I busted my phone :(
November 24, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I busted my phone :(
I don't like pack mentality. Takes one dim person to turn six others against you because they misunderstood a rumor.
Not a fact, a rumor they misunderstood.
Not a fact, a rumor they misunderstood.
November 21, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I don't like pack mentality. Takes one dim person to turn six others against you because they misunderstood a rumor.
Not a fact, a rumor they misunderstood.
Not a fact, a rumor they misunderstood.
I think I missed something bc everyone around me is pissed af and somehow I'm involved even tho I'm just here existing
November 21, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I think I missed something bc everyone around me is pissed af and somehow I'm involved even tho I'm just here existing
So I'm in the Epstein Files
YouTube video by Rebecca Watson (Skepchick)
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November 21, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Me: Goes to work
Me: "And I thought I was mentally unstable."
Me: "And I thought I was mentally unstable."
November 21, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Me: Goes to work
Me: "And I thought I was mentally unstable."
Me: "And I thought I was mentally unstable."
"Cross my heart and hope to die." is such a metal way of saying "I swear I'm not lying."
November 18, 2025 at 6:57 PM
"Cross my heart and hope to die." is such a metal way of saying "I swear I'm not lying."
There's no better feeling than undoing your belt after work
November 13, 2025 at 8:39 PM
There's no better feeling than undoing your belt after work
I hate how it's dark when I go to work and it's dark when I leave
November 13, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I hate how it's dark when I go to work and it's dark when I leave
I want people that randomly involve themselves in private matters between two people to melt like the kids in Made In Abyss.
November 13, 2025 at 10:42 AM
I want people that randomly involve themselves in private matters between two people to melt like the kids in Made In Abyss.
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Exactly this 👇
November 6, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Exactly this 👇
Please, Sir! May I have some more cock?
November 6, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Please, Sir! May I have some more cock?
Don't be afraid, weaponize your mental illness
November 4, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Don't be afraid, weaponize your mental illness
If you like orange juice with pulp I bet you enjoy chunky cum, you nasty
October 30, 2025 at 1:18 PM
If you like orange juice with pulp I bet you enjoy chunky cum, you nasty
Kann mir mal jemand erklären warum wir auf Strom eine Umsatzsteuer von 19% zahlen sollen? Warum nicht 7%?
October 29, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Kann mir mal jemand erklären warum wir auf Strom eine Umsatzsteuer von 19% zahlen sollen? Warum nicht 7%?
Here is my thesis: Everbody has at one point intentionally sought out gay porn
October 29, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Here is my thesis: Everbody has at one point intentionally sought out gay porn
I tried Bumble for friends and almost instantly found my boss. My boss liked me.
I've never deleted an account faster.
I've never deleted an account faster.
October 29, 2025 at 12:23 PM
I tried Bumble for friends and almost instantly found my boss. My boss liked me.
I've never deleted an account faster.
I've never deleted an account faster.
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Remember kids the people who tell you that you are asking for too much… don’t want you to ask for any
October 28, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Remember kids the people who tell you that you are asking for too much… don’t want you to ask for any
I need more gay people in my life
October 29, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I need more gay people in my life
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You should never have to fight just to be accepted!
You should never have to fight to prove a point!
You should never have to fight for your basic human rights!
You should never have to fight just to exist in this world!
You should never have to fight to prove a point!
You should never have to fight for your basic human rights!
You should never have to fight just to exist in this world!
October 29, 2025 at 11:50 AM
You should never have to fight just to be accepted!
You should never have to fight to prove a point!
You should never have to fight for your basic human rights!
You should never have to fight just to exist in this world!
You should never have to fight to prove a point!
You should never have to fight for your basic human rights!
You should never have to fight just to exist in this world!
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Some girls want wings, I want horns
October 29, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Some girls want wings, I want horns
Underwear wet with cum bc nobody loves me
October 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Underwear wet with cum bc nobody loves me
Favorite coworker doesnt share a single shift with me for two weeks and I just want to walk off into the ocean dramatically
October 28, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Favorite coworker doesnt share a single shift with me for two weeks and I just want to walk off into the ocean dramatically