shaaaarps
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His face is hollow from seasons of disappointment
On my way to the office for my farewell speech
November 27, 2025 at 2:20 PM
On my way to the office for my farewell speech
I agree with this. Quite a lot of people just don’t like foreigners. It was a success of sorts that we made them feel uncomfortable about saying so but it feels like those taboos are falling away now.
Yeah, and I’m sorry but people who care about *net* migration are quite rare. People care about *immigration* (which is also falling).
November 27, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I agree with this. Quite a lot of people just don’t like foreigners. It was a success of sorts that we made them feel uncomfortable about saying so but it feels like those taboos are falling away now.
There appears to be another cast member on the poster not listed in this tweet
Four couples and their misadventures and struggles at the...
📽️ CALIFORNIA SUITE (1978) 11:15pm #MichaelCaine #MaggieSmith #JaneFonda #RichardPryor #WalterMatthau comedy-drama #TPTVsubtitles
📽️ CALIFORNIA SUITE (1978) 11:15pm #MichaelCaine #MaggieSmith #JaneFonda #RichardPryor #WalterMatthau comedy-drama #TPTVsubtitles
November 26, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Radiohead. Was that good or bad? I’m still deciding
November 25, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Radiohead. Was that good or bad? I’m still deciding
Commentators literally love Manchester United
November 25, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Commentators literally love Manchester United
I’m no Thatcherite ‘greed=aspiration‘ true believer, but is the Glasman offer to working class kids really ‘stay in your poor towns and lead an authentic life out of duty to your ancestors’? If so, fuck off
November 25, 2025 at 8:03 AM
I’m no Thatcherite ‘greed=aspiration‘ true believer, but is the Glasman offer to working class kids really ‘stay in your poor towns and lead an authentic life out of duty to your ancestors’? If so, fuck off
Oof
BREAKING: The former leader of Reform in Wales, Nathan Gill, has been sentenced to ten and half years in prison for taking bribes to pump out Russian propaganda.
Gill was paid thousands to make pro-Russia speeches and TV interviews.
Gill was paid thousands to make pro-Russia speeches and TV interviews.
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Oof
Reading station was built on a piece of Arctic tundra
November 21, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Reading station was built on a piece of Arctic tundra
Archer will bowl 30 overs then withdraw injured for the rest of the series. That’s what I reckon will happen
November 21, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Archer will bowl 30 overs then withdraw injured for the rest of the series. That’s what I reckon will happen
Just read this. This country has lost its goddamn mind
It’s the exclusive everyone wanted, the story that will win next year’s Pulitzer…
I can reveal London’s giant AI generated Christmas artwork, the subject of much online mockery, is being torn down - and I honestly *genuinely* think you’ll never guess why. www.londoncentric.media/p/ai-artwork...
I can reveal London’s giant AI generated Christmas artwork, the subject of much online mockery, is being torn down - and I honestly *genuinely* think you’ll never guess why. www.londoncentric.media/p/ai-artwork...
London's giant AI artwork to be torn down
The bizarre story of why a much-talked-about creation is being torn down. Plus: Docklands Light Railway extension, giant laser stalks the night sky, and more tales of Android phone theft rejection.
www.londoncentric.media
November 20, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Just read this. This country has lost its goddamn mind
Football on the radio can be the best sort of football
The BBC Scotland commentary for Kenny McLean’s halfway line goal is glorious. Stuff of dreams. 🔥
Congratulations #Scotland, see you at the World Cup.
Congratulations #Scotland, see you at the World Cup.
November 18, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Football on the radio can be the best sort of football
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Jason Atherton’s restaurant is promoting its Sunday lunch using guess which song #AccidentalPartridge www.instagram.com/reel/DP1AqRH...
Sael on Instagram: "£27 per head for our classic Sunday Roast！
Includes one cauliflower cheese.
Sharing platter for 2/4/6, plus unlimited trimmings.
🥕🥔🥦
A British tradition dating back to the 15th...
3,230 likes, 93 comments - sael_london on October 15, 2025: "£27 per head for our classic Sunday Roast！
Includes one cauliflower cheese.
Sharing platter for 2/4/6, plus unlimited trimmings.
🥕🥔🥦
A ...
www.instagram.com
November 15, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Jason Atherton’s restaurant is promoting its Sunday lunch using guess which song #AccidentalPartridge www.instagram.com/reel/DP1AqRH...
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THEY'VE ACTUALLY GONE AND DONE THE REGGIE PERRIN BIT
November 15, 2025 at 10:15 AM
THEY'VE ACTUALLY GONE AND DONE THE REGGIE PERRIN BIT
My other friends are just out of frame, sinking pints too.
November 14, 2025 at 8:32 PM
My other friends are just out of frame, sinking pints too.
When it comes to crossing the channel, the thing you’ve gotta remember is: little ships good; small boats bad.
November 8, 2025 at 7:29 PM
When it comes to crossing the channel, the thing you’ve gotta remember is: little ships good; small boats bad.
You can’t even be a gay man leering at a massive pair of knockers these days. Because of woke.
November 7, 2025 at 10:26 AM
You can’t even be a gay man leering at a massive pair of knockers these days. Because of woke.
Flu and Covid jabs yesterday. I feel like there are two little canaries flying around my head.
November 7, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Flu and Covid jabs yesterday. I feel like there are two little canaries flying around my head.
Look who I spotted in Soho a couple of weeks back.
November 6, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Look who I spotted in Soho a couple of weeks back.
Just try to spell each other’s name right. #thetraitors
November 6, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Just try to spell each other’s name right. #thetraitors
Alternative take: Gremlins 2, 35 years ago, demonstrated that it’s possible to bring some wit and verve to an existing idea and the many young people to whom these films mean nothing might get to enjoy some of that feeling for themselves.
November 6, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Alternative take: Gremlins 2, 35 years ago, demonstrated that it’s possible to bring some wit and verve to an existing idea and the many young people to whom these films mean nothing might get to enjoy some of that feeling for themselves.
This used to be a picture of Prince Andrew
November 6, 2025 at 2:49 PM
This used to be a picture of Prince Andrew
What I don’t quite get about all these posters (which are everywhere and for everything) is that they all look the same. Surely the point of the tech is it can produce literally every style.
November 6, 2025 at 12:19 PM
What I don’t quite get about all these posters (which are everywhere and for everything) is that they all look the same. Surely the point of the tech is it can produce literally every style.
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Calm down, Desmond Dekker.
November 5, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Calm down, Desmond Dekker.