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LA Goolb
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Workin’ in tech (mostly against my will), livin’ for the next all-new episode of Chopped on the Food Network, hosted by Ted Allen
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Insanely stupid and short-sighted choice. I didn't even know they were still trying to run this racket. You put more universities in danger with this shit you idiots!
BREAKING: Northwestern University has agreed to pay the U.S. Treasury $75 million, over the course of three years as part of an agreement with the federal government to restore funding and end investigations into the university

Full statement from NU below:
November 29, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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*Aqualung riff*
November 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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there's that now-famous internet line about how climate change means watching clips of climate disasters on people's phones until you're the one filming it, and it feels like there's some parallel about watching fascist deportation goon squad videos until it's filmed on the streets you recognize
Shit St Paul ICE agent aims gun
November 26, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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Goddamn dude, just go ahead knock 25 percent off my 401k and get on with it, I can't take much more of this.
What if the A.I. bubble “is an inevitable part of developing and adopting a revolutionary tool that will fundamentally improve productivity and growth?” Mohamed El-Erian writes.
Opinion | A.I. Is a Bubble. Maybe That’s OK.
Investors’ excitement rightly reflects the potential transformation of the entire economy.
nyti.ms
November 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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parents freed a hummingbird from a skylight with a coleus flower attached to a pole
November 9, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I have worked in corporate marketing for over a decade, so I can say with confidence: this is branding is transcendent.
November 16, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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Look guys I’ve spent the last day playing this over and over again. Don’t read the comments first and stick it through to the second verse. It is in fact one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard.
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 11, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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i’m ready for something different than whatever the fuck this is
November 10, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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People Magazine just announced their 2025 “Sexiest Man Alive”:
November 3, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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the Criterion Channel should make a deal to stream an NBA game on Thursday nights
October 31, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Everybody Trick It To The Streets tonight
The original just came on in the bar, given the time of year no choice but to post the seasonal edit
m.youtube.com/watch?v=Go1j...
Happy Halloween From Michael McDonald
YouTube video by Scott Gairdner
m.youtube.com
October 31, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Kudos to the guy in my fantasy football league who chose the team name explicitly to set up this joke
October 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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It must be so fun to play with Aaron Rodgers. If you don't make literally every catch on every ball he throws to you no matter how inaccurate he puts his hands on his hips and curses at you like an alcoholic gym teacher and then after the game you have to hear about how 5G causes IBS
October 27, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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the health problems are bad. but the causes? the causes are very good
October 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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every day leaders of the new tech frontier are spending billions of dollars to digitally reconstruct the mind of george zimmerman
Baltimore high school student Taki Allen was swarmed by police after an artificial intelligence system apparently mistook his bag of Doritos for a gun www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
October 24, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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October 23, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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these should all be mass-produced. every single one.
October 22, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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Roundball Rock is a great sports theme but it fails to answer the question of whether or not the performers have been waiting all day to watch the basketball game in question
October 22, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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There’s a bunch of research demonstrating that shorter hours and work weeks don’t harm productivity even vs. the 40-hour week, so it’s funny that the people who consider themselves the most rational evaluators of fact alive still just want to dominate their workers for purely ideological reasons
The grind culture that birthed many Big Tech companies from Google to Amazon is back.

As the AI race heats up, startups are promoting hardcore cultures like “996,” or working 9 a.m. to 9 p.m., six days a week.
Why these companies insist on a 72-hour work week
Start-ups are promoting hardcore cultures such as “996,” meaning working from 9 a.m. to 9 p.m. six days a week, as they race to compete in AI.
www.washingtonpost.com
October 21, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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The British spelling of diarrhoea is so much grosser than the already stupidly spelled American diarrhea. Get that "o" out of there man.
October 19, 2025 at 4:38 PM
It’s often very confusing to log on here and figure out what the hell is going on, but the diarrhea plane is absolutely the most baffled I’ve ever been.
October 19, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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And Alexander wept, for there was no more hamburger to help
October 17, 2025 at 7:38 PM