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babaluigi
@scooblionics.bsky.social
· Feb 10
A Maltese/bichon friese mix just stood up on its hind legs and solemnly brandished a firearm at me and then regressed into dog mode the second its owner came out of Starbucks
New ketchup being added to the Sauce Library today folks, got this bad boy with my hash browns from dunkin this morning. “Signature Ketchup” from Inspire Brands. Don’t think I’ve had this one yet very excited to try
November 25, 2025 at 6:29 PM
New ketchup being added to the Sauce Library today folks, got this bad boy with my hash browns from dunkin this morning. “Signature Ketchup” from Inspire Brands. Don’t think I’ve had this one yet very excited to try
I’m in massapequa watching illegal aliens go to town on a hock ham. ICE nowhere to be found,
November 8, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I’m in massapequa watching illegal aliens go to town on a hock ham. ICE nowhere to be found,
fraid not. fraid so. either way i am afraid
October 30, 2025 at 2:57 AM
fraid not. fraid so. either way i am afraid
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i had a dream last night i met zaza binks who is just jar jar binks that sells weed
October 26, 2025 at 1:37 PM
i had a dream last night i met zaza binks who is just jar jar binks that sells weed
let’s have a hog off
September 18, 2025 at 4:42 PM
let’s have a hog off
guy from a planet where they don’t throw their extra salt in the sink: woah woah woah dude what the fuck
September 5, 2025 at 11:42 PM
guy from a planet where they don’t throw their extra salt in the sink: woah woah woah dude what the fuck
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my uber driver just waited for me to get in, looked at me, sighed, and then stuck a ‘baby on board’ sticker on his rear windshield????
September 5, 2025 at 9:18 PM
my uber driver just waited for me to get in, looked at me, sighed, and then stuck a ‘baby on board’ sticker on his rear windshield????
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There’s no way he put Eminem down at number six!!!
September 1, 2025 at 6:29 PM
There’s no way he put Eminem down at number six!!!
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put all my eggs in one basket? you fool. you absolute idiot. i have hidden my eggs in locations across the globe you can’t even conceive of
August 24, 2025 at 11:58 PM
put all my eggs in one basket? you fool. you absolute idiot. i have hidden my eggs in locations across the globe you can’t even conceive of
6 feet apart cuz they’re not gay
August 15, 2025 at 10:59 PM
6 feet apart cuz they’re not gay
one of my buddies will make up crazy shit just to make people slightly bummed out. Yesterday he was like “yeah you remember the ‘bye, have a beautiful time!’ guy after the credits oh American Dad? Yeah he was the security guard outside the studio. Killed himself”
August 13, 2025 at 8:29 PM
one of my buddies will make up crazy shit just to make people slightly bummed out. Yesterday he was like “yeah you remember the ‘bye, have a beautiful time!’ guy after the credits oh American Dad? Yeah he was the security guard outside the studio. Killed himself”
at the library reading The Bible with a comically large magnifying glass like an old timey detective
August 13, 2025 at 8:00 PM
at the library reading The Bible with a comically large magnifying glass like an old timey detective
*guy who thinks the lyrics to goodbye horses are “2-5-4-6”*
“You think that’s the last four of his social”
“You think that’s the last four of his social”
August 9, 2025 at 5:08 PM
*guy who thinks the lyrics to goodbye horses are “2-5-4-6”*
“You think that’s the last four of his social”
“You think that’s the last four of his social”
She obla di on my obla da until life goes on
August 2, 2025 at 11:08 PM
She obla di on my obla da until life goes on
They fucking killed him dude
August 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
They fucking killed him dude
at the bar rotating the draft list in my mind
July 3, 2025 at 11:54 PM
at the bar rotating the draft list in my mind
Pouring the affogato you just ordered all over my head and neck and asking you to make an example of me
June 28, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Pouring the affogato you just ordered all over my head and neck and asking you to make an example of me
Hey what’s up man I just fished a whole pig out of the muck near the drainage ditch you guys wanna make some wallets
June 28, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Hey what’s up man I just fished a whole pig out of the muck near the drainage ditch you guys wanna make some wallets
I’m in the netherworld contacting peso pluma with my mind
June 28, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I’m in the netherworld contacting peso pluma with my mind
eating malt-o-meal cereal was a sign of strength and also gave us elevated lead concentrations
June 28, 2025 at 2:57 AM
eating malt-o-meal cereal was a sign of strength and also gave us elevated lead concentrations
this bitch was so coture
June 27, 2025 at 4:33 PM
this bitch was so coture
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‘Things were relatively quiet last night,’ reports Mayor of Exploding City That Explodes Every Day, while stamping out a firecracker.
June 12, 2025 at 1:33 PM
‘Things were relatively quiet last night,’ reports Mayor of Exploding City That Explodes Every Day, while stamping out a firecracker.
dogs just throw up to remind you to mop I’m pretty sure
June 12, 2025 at 2:07 AM
dogs just throw up to remind you to mop I’m pretty sure
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the three drinks i had on a worknight when the weed pen comes out
June 12, 2025 at 1:48 AM
the three drinks i had on a worknight when the weed pen comes out