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Dylan
@schwagz.bsky.social
Some 28-Year-Old idiot who plays video games too much. Likes Xenoblade, Kirby, and Pikmin a lot. He/Him. Lukas Revenir on PSO2 Ship 2 Global.
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MAGThread 2025: hell
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peaceful forest mythra, commission for LBRZ 🍃
December 1, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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Festive tabby time.
December 1, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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'Tis the season once again!

Around this time of year, people who strung their Christmas lights the wrong way start wandering into hardware stores looking for what they later find out is often called a "suicide cable."
December 1, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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I stole this in the name of the holidays
December 2, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Good morning I am currently losing it over the FGO stuff and also I beat Road Trip+ last night

Video games are wild man

ALSO HAPPY 8TH ANNIVERSARY TO PEAK
December 1, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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it's ok I got even
November 28, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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✨Black Friday Shop Sale!✨

Use code BLACKFRIDAY2025 for 25% off your entire order from now until 12/05!

It applies to everything in my shop - no limit. I've updated international rates as well so let me know if you run into any problems!

Thank you so much for your support!

#fireemblem #xenoblade
November 29, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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last week i remembered that macOS lets you set your own icons and that *I* have the power to delegitimize the professionalism of the software that runs on my machine, so here's a thread of the 16 new icons i've made so far

i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')
November 29, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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STARMAN PLEASE YOU CAN'T HAVE THIS MUCH AURA IT'S ILLEGAL. THEY'LL KILL YOU
November 20, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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ciel: lot of murders lately

shiki: yes, but it wasn't me. I was in bed for two days

ciel: oh? weren't you bored?

shiki: no, actually. I was playing my PS3

ciel: that's a pretty solid alibi, tohno-kun

[music stops]

ciel: except
November 18, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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October 16, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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UNLIMITED

MAHJONG

POWER
October 30, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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off the clock so i redrew that sketch
October 30, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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October 28, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Brooklyn, 1980. A kind young man from Japan offers Mario to adapt his life's story into video games. The old man's only request is that his wife gets to be a Princess, as she should be.
July 28, 2024 at 8:33 PM
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Guh-huh! Breee! Shout out to my favorite duo! Maybe someday they'll be let out of Microsoft's basement....

#Blender #Blender3D #BanjoKazooie
October 20, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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"i wonder if i should gamble away all my money on horse racing"

the Espeon of knowledge:
October 18, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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meee :3
October 16, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Creepypasta: A Haunting Most Mario
October 8, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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Just started playing #megabonk, my most recent run represented by @koricthesage.bsky.social
October 2, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Death of a Salesman
#3danimation #blender3d
September 23, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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opened weibo and got the most notifications in a 48 hour span i ever seen and i got so scared something happened like i fucked up real bad. but it turned out everyone was liking this comment i dropped on an oomf’s post regarding someone stealing their art and dropping it into an ai model
September 24, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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September 19, 2025 at 10:12 AM
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June 29, 2024 at 6:42 PM