Dr. SaRxcasm
@sarxcasticrph.bsky.social
Retail PharmD in the Midwest. Fluent in sarcasm. Mental Health/AuDHD. Crafting, baking, reading when I have the energy. Screaming into the void. Views my own. She/Her.
Hear ye, hear ye: I made it 2 weeks without getting takout/delivery
a group of people are sitting in a theatre clapping their hands .
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November 27, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Hear ye, hear ye: I made it 2 weeks without getting takout/delivery
Now we sacrifice children in the name of the second amendment like god intended (sarcasm)
VP JD Vance stood before a crowd and tried to falsify history, claiming Christians ended widespread mass child-sacrifice practices among Native Americans
November 27, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Now we sacrifice children in the name of the second amendment like god intended (sarcasm)
When you get new nail polishes and want to try them all. Was going fo stained glass vibes, got 🌏 vibes instead 🤷🏾♀️
November 27, 2025 at 4:44 AM
When you get new nail polishes and want to try them all. Was going fo stained glass vibes, got 🌏 vibes instead 🤷🏾♀️
I had a dream that I bought a house and an apartment and forgot I bought the apartment and was not paying my bills there. While also trying to make it across town to my brother's wedding, on foot, in an ice storm, in a dress and no makeup.
November 25, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I had a dream that I bought a house and an apartment and forgot I bought the apartment and was not paying my bills there. While also trying to make it across town to my brother's wedding, on foot, in an ice storm, in a dress and no makeup.
I hate that all high protein snacks are zero sugar. I WANT THE SUGAR!! Also sugar substitutes have a gross aftertaste
November 25, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I hate that all high protein snacks are zero sugar. I WANT THE SUGAR!! Also sugar substitutes have a gross aftertaste
Sometimes I remember I'm not using my free will to it's full potential. So I had a pumpkin pie & whipped cream delivered with my groceries. Which I will have as a post dinner sweet treat for the rest of the week
a cartoon of winnie the pooh eating a pie
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November 25, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Sometimes I remember I'm not using my free will to it's full potential. So I had a pumpkin pie & whipped cream delivered with my groceries. Which I will have as a post dinner sweet treat for the rest of the week
Sometimes I think Gail and I have the same "intuitive organization" system bc where the heck did I leave those clear trash bags for paper recycle?!
November 23, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Sometimes I think Gail and I have the same "intuitive organization" system bc where the heck did I leave those clear trash bags for paper recycle?!
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Exactly. If you want to hunt for fraud, waste, and abuse, you hire a coterie of foresnic accountants, auditors, and lawyers. If you want to hack the government to get data you can sell and use to grant yourself contracts over your competitors, you bring in teens and young adult hackers.
DOGE was created for data theft and infrastructure dismantling and it wildly succeeded on both counts within the first few weeks of its existence. It will take a generation to rebuild what it destroyed and the breach of data is unprecedented.
Bye bye, “DOGE”.
It no longer exists as a “centralized entity”, according to the Office of Personnel Management.
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It no longer exists as a “centralized entity”, according to the Office of Personnel Management.
@reuters.com
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
November 23, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Exactly. If you want to hunt for fraud, waste, and abuse, you hire a coterie of foresnic accountants, auditors, and lawyers. If you want to hack the government to get data you can sell and use to grant yourself contracts over your competitors, you bring in teens and young adult hackers.
Found a new recipe that called for star anise. Bought it. Did not realize it smells like black licorice. I hate black licorice. And it's so strong. Instant migraine.
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November 22, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Found a new recipe that called for star anise. Bought it. Did not realize it smells like black licorice. I hate black licorice. And it's so strong. Instant migraine.
Taking a moment from my day to day fuck andrew wakefield.
I hope he steps on some legos, then a puddle in his socks, his pillow is always too warm & too flat, he gets all red lights, dogs bark at him, misses the last step everytime, and his coffee is never the right temperature
I hope he steps on some legos, then a puddle in his socks, his pillow is always too warm & too flat, he gets all red lights, dogs bark at him, misses the last step everytime, and his coffee is never the right temperature
November 22, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Taking a moment from my day to day fuck andrew wakefield.
I hope he steps on some legos, then a puddle in his socks, his pillow is always too warm & too flat, he gets all red lights, dogs bark at him, misses the last step everytime, and his coffee is never the right temperature
I hope he steps on some legos, then a puddle in his socks, his pillow is always too warm & too flat, he gets all red lights, dogs bark at him, misses the last step everytime, and his coffee is never the right temperature
I just saw a lineman send off on TikTok and those first responder videos always get me 😭😭
November 21, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I just saw a lineman send off on TikTok and those first responder videos always get me 😭😭
WHY do they always go for the neck injections on TV?!?
a stuffed white cat is sitting on top of a box and asking why ?
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November 20, 2025 at 11:31 PM
WHY do they always go for the neck injections on TV?!?
It is so hard for me not to go full scorched earth on my bestie's parents who are terrible people. Bc 1)she is very forgiving and says they did better than their parents did 2) they are the closest childcare
But damn. They suck. Like physical (childhood) & emotional abuse & causing sibling drama
But damn. They suck. Like physical (childhood) & emotional abuse & causing sibling drama
November 18, 2025 at 7:24 PM
It is so hard for me not to go full scorched earth on my bestie's parents who are terrible people. Bc 1)she is very forgiving and says they did better than their parents did 2) they are the closest childcare
But damn. They suck. Like physical (childhood) & emotional abuse & causing sibling drama
But damn. They suck. Like physical (childhood) & emotional abuse & causing sibling drama
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American citizens pay more towards oil industry executives than they do towards SNAP recipients but for some reason people are more mad about the starving children and not the corporate fat cats giving themselves bonuses while the planet becomes unlivable
Your daily reminder that the fossil fuel industry is propped up by billions of dollars in U.S. government subsidies and a multimillion dollar campaign to spread climate disinformation. 💵
November 17, 2025 at 11:54 PM
American citizens pay more towards oil industry executives than they do towards SNAP recipients but for some reason people are more mad about the starving children and not the corporate fat cats giving themselves bonuses while the planet becomes unlivable
When you feel like crap on your birthday, you turn to the ancestors: cinnamon, mullein, and oregano
November 16, 2025 at 7:59 PM
When you feel like crap on your birthday, you turn to the ancestors: cinnamon, mullein, and oregano
I was looking for a poem I had saved in my photos and came across this and 😭😭😭
November 14, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I was looking for a poem I had saved in my photos and came across this and 😭😭😭
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Not bad for my first time making puff pastry & orejas. Definitely needed a little more but still crunchy
Left: mine
Right: what they're supposed to look like
Left: mine
Right: what they're supposed to look like
November 11, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Not bad for my first time making puff pastry & orejas. Definitely needed a little more but still crunchy
Left: mine
Right: what they're supposed to look like
Left: mine
Right: what they're supposed to look like
Me: *sees ad* I could get a peloton with my HSA!?
Me to me: jk you have to save that money for a stupid tooth implant
Me to me: jk you have to save that money for a stupid tooth implant
November 11, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Me: *sees ad* I could get a peloton with my HSA!?
Me to me: jk you have to save that money for a stupid tooth implant
Me to me: jk you have to save that money for a stupid tooth implant
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Not to mention, open enrollment has ALREADY STARTED. The subsidies expiring has ALREADY done damage to the marketplace that will be difficult to reverse. Even if they got a YES in December, the ACA would be screwed just from WAITING THAT LONG
Senate Democrats asked for a year of ACA subsidies and were told to fuck off.
So they came back and asked for a pinky promise to hold a vote on ACA subsidies that they will assuredly lose?
Seriously?
So they came back and asked for a pinky promise to hold a vote on ACA subsidies that they will assuredly lose?
Seriously?
From what I have seen so far this does not seem like a good deal:
November 10, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Not to mention, open enrollment has ALREADY STARTED. The subsidies expiring has ALREADY done damage to the marketplace that will be difficult to reverse. Even if they got a YES in December, the ACA would be screwed just from WAITING THAT LONG
I think it's so rude that my brothers inherited the naturally good in the kitchen skills when I was the official vegetable chopper, fideo & rice stirrer, and salsa blender all our childhood.
All that to say, I burned my fideo 😞
But it was salvageable
All that to say, I burned my fideo 😞
But it was salvageable
November 10, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I think it's so rude that my brothers inherited the naturally good in the kitchen skills when I was the official vegetable chopper, fideo & rice stirrer, and salsa blender all our childhood.
All that to say, I burned my fideo 😞
But it was salvageable
All that to say, I burned my fideo 😞
But it was salvageable
Why pay 2 X your mortgage with a 30 yr loan when you can pay 3 X your mortgage over 50 years instead? 🤯
November 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Why pay 2 X your mortgage with a 30 yr loan when you can pay 3 X your mortgage over 50 years instead? 🤯
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So people are just going to have to pay sky high premiums because the GOP is afraid of the Epstein files? I am assuming rates aren’t going to be fixed, so insurers can charge what they want until the government gets it shit together?
November 9, 2025 at 1:25 AM
So people are just going to have to pay sky high premiums because the GOP is afraid of the Epstein files? I am assuming rates aren’t going to be fixed, so insurers can charge what they want until the government gets it shit together?
Was going out of town and trying to book a last minute massage. They didn't have any openings so I went to a walk-in tattoo parlor instead
November 7, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Was going out of town and trying to book a last minute massage. They didn't have any openings so I went to a walk-in tattoo parlor instead