sarah (not he/him)
@sarahmsmart.bsky.social
world’s oldest millennial. party camel.
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ANNOUNCEMENT: despite being nowhere near as high-profile as jimmy kimmel, i have also found myself without work. i have 20+ years of professional writing and editing experience, most recently in ux but previously in fields from marketing to education. i’m available right away!
banana art for my kids
November 12, 2025 at 8:22 PM
banana art for my kids
i have had some cute looks recently
November 11, 2025 at 9:57 PM
i have had some cute looks recently
can’t they just do a gritty reboot or something, why is this a conversation
November 11, 2025 at 8:10 PM
can’t they just do a gritty reboot or something, why is this a conversation
you’re at salt.
i need you at pepa
i need you at pepa
You're at Tegan.
I need you at Sara.
I need you at Sara.
You're at Oates.
I need you at Hall.
I need you at Hall.
November 11, 2025 at 5:19 PM
you’re at salt.
i need you at pepa
i need you at pepa
i have planned the thanksgiving menu. i’d better order cans of pumpkin now
November 9, 2025 at 8:51 AM
i have planned the thanksgiving menu. i’d better order cans of pumpkin now
i’d like to formally and publicly apologize to the entire world and most importantly myself for not watching stranger things until now
November 8, 2025 at 10:16 PM
i’d like to formally and publicly apologize to the entire world and most importantly myself for not watching stranger things until now
good for him tbh
November 8, 2025 at 7:06 PM
good for him tbh
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“You’re going to be disappointing other people or you’re going to be disappointing yourself. You have to choose.” — my partner to me today. Thought I’d mess yall up too. Thanks!
November 8, 2025 at 2:09 PM
“You’re going to be disappointing other people or you’re going to be disappointing yourself. You have to choose.” — my partner to me today. Thought I’d mess yall up too. Thanks!
preparing portfolios and exercises for job interviews is getting me back into content design. i’d kinda forgotten what i enjoyed about this work in the first place.
November 8, 2025 at 5:12 PM
preparing portfolios and exercises for job interviews is getting me back into content design. i’d kinda forgotten what i enjoyed about this work in the first place.
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your honor, every single crunchwrap is more supreme than this court
November 8, 2025 at 3:09 AM
your honor, every single crunchwrap is more supreme than this court
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I think it’s only fair that we get a “Have men ruined society?” op-ed
November 6, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I think it’s only fair that we get a “Have men ruined society?” op-ed
FOH
The former king of Spain, Juan Carlos, published a memoir this week, detailing the accidental shooting death of his younger brother nearly 70 years ago, his abiding respect for the nation’s former dictator and his sense of isolation since abdicating.
Former King of Spain, Juan Carlos, Details Death of Brother in Memoir
He wrote about the accident that killed his brother nearly 70 years ago. The book also describes his respect for Gen. Francisco Franco, the former dictator.
nyti.ms
November 7, 2025 at 9:14 AM
FOH
really hope sandwich guy is gearing up for a run for office
November 7, 2025 at 9:13 AM
really hope sandwich guy is gearing up for a run for office
i’m obsessed with lidl and the <3€ organic sauvignon-verdejo blend i can buy there
November 7, 2025 at 9:12 AM
i’m obsessed with lidl and the <3€ organic sauvignon-verdejo blend i can buy there
more sandwiches will be thrown and i am here for all of them
November 6, 2025 at 7:48 PM
more sandwiches will be thrown and i am here for all of them
the adventure city election of 2023 (est.) suffered from low voter turnout and a lack of civic engagement, leading now-disgraced former mayor humdinger to run unopposed and win. This ushered in a period of mostly-canine vigilantism and cost taxpayers billions in property damage. in this essay i will
November 6, 2025 at 3:28 PM
the adventure city election of 2023 (est.) suffered from low voter turnout and a lack of civic engagement, leading now-disgraced former mayor humdinger to run unopposed and win. This ushered in a period of mostly-canine vigilantism and cost taxpayers billions in property damage. in this essay i will
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mamdani winning tonight is like hangman adam page winning the AEW men’s world title for the first time and we’re all the dark order
November 5, 2025 at 12:58 AM
mamdani winning tonight is like hangman adam page winning the AEW men’s world title for the first time and we’re all the dark order
waiting to see if i got this job before clicking “add to cart”
November 5, 2025 at 1:10 PM
waiting to see if i got this job before clicking “add to cart”
this testimony is not credible. no one puts onions on a ham sandwich
November 4, 2025 at 5:26 PM
this testimony is not credible. no one puts onions on a ham sandwich
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Dick Van Dyke has OUTLIVED Dick Cheney
November 4, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Dick Van Dyke has OUTLIVED Dick Cheney
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inside every wolf there are two men
November 4, 2025 at 9:53 AM
inside every wolf there are two men
i was on snap in college after my father told me i was disowned. i was working 3 part-time jobs and going to school, and it was a lifesaver. those years would have felt impossible without it, and i can’t imagine how hard it will be for everyone depending on it now
November 4, 2025 at 8:34 AM
i was on snap in college after my father told me i was disowned. i was working 3 part-time jobs and going to school, and it was a lifesaver. those years would have felt impossible without it, and i can’t imagine how hard it will be for everyone depending on it now
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microplastics is such a bottom tier generational poison they used to put hard drugs in the sodapop
November 4, 2025 at 1:04 AM
microplastics is such a bottom tier generational poison they used to put hard drugs in the sodapop