Sara Warf
@sarabwarf.bsky.social
Clinical professor of law, paint by numbers artiste, haver of Cookie & Biscuit (small dogs). She/her. Used to be big; it was Twitter that got small.
If anyone was wondering what kinds of life lessons I’m teaching my 11yo daughter, it can be encapsulated by “Gentlemen Prefer Blondes”: own yo shit and back up your bestie to the hilt ♥️
a woman in an orange dress and a woman in a black dress
ALT: a woman in an orange dress and a woman in a black dress
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November 11, 2025 at 4:37 AM
If anyone was wondering what kinds of life lessons I’m teaching my 11yo daughter, it can be encapsulated by “Gentlemen Prefer Blondes”: own yo shit and back up your bestie to the hilt ♥️
Book 131. I am not a robot but I understand the accusations
ATTENTION: I HAVE JUST FINISHED BOOK NUMBER 125 OF THE YEAR
I HEREBY ACCEPT ALL CONGRATULATIONS WITH GRACEFUL PRIDE
I HEREBY ACCEPT ALL CONGRATULATIONS WITH GRACEFUL PRIDE
a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is standing in a living room in front of a bed .
ALT: a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is standing in a living room in front of a bed .
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November 9, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Book 131. I am not a robot but I understand the accusations
Just showed the kids Crocodile Dundee for the first time and had to explain a few? things? but they quite enjoyed it. Rest assured that “THAT’S NOT A KNOIFE” transcends generations
November 9, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Just showed the kids Crocodile Dundee for the first time and had to explain a few? things? but they quite enjoyed it. Rest assured that “THAT’S NOT A KNOIFE” transcends generations
Yeah I live in a fancy neighborhood, on a super fancy street too, it’s called uhhhh (looking around wildly)
November 1, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Yeah I live in a fancy neighborhood, on a super fancy street too, it’s called uhhhh (looking around wildly)
Can anyone identify my costume for tonight?
November 1, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Can anyone identify my costume for tonight?
HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ALL MY FELLOW NERDS
October 31, 2025 at 1:55 PM
HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ALL MY FELLOW NERDS
ATTENTION: I HAVE JUST FINISHED BOOK NUMBER 125 OF THE YEAR
I HEREBY ACCEPT ALL CONGRATULATIONS WITH GRACEFUL PRIDE
I HEREBY ACCEPT ALL CONGRATULATIONS WITH GRACEFUL PRIDE
a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is standing in a living room in front of a bed .
ALT: a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is standing in a living room in front of a bed .
media.tenor.com
October 30, 2025 at 1:33 PM
ATTENTION: I HAVE JUST FINISHED BOOK NUMBER 125 OF THE YEAR
I HEREBY ACCEPT ALL CONGRATULATIONS WITH GRACEFUL PRIDE
I HEREBY ACCEPT ALL CONGRATULATIONS WITH GRACEFUL PRIDE
Friends, while my colleagues do thoughtful work on AI’s impact on the discipline of legal writing, I have been doing something just as vital: using AI to generate silly pictures for my class Prezis.
Please enjoy today’s journey. (Be sure to read the book titles & alt text.) 1/
Please enjoy today’s journey. (Be sure to read the book titles & alt text.) 1/
October 23, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Friends, while my colleagues do thoughtful work on AI’s impact on the discipline of legal writing, I have been doing something just as vital: using AI to generate silly pictures for my class Prezis.
Please enjoy today’s journey. (Be sure to read the book titles & alt text.) 1/
Please enjoy today’s journey. (Be sure to read the book titles & alt text.) 1/
Reposted by Sara Warf
working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
September 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM
working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
Some fall semester I’m gonna assign my 1Ls the task of writing a professional 1am email to a supervisor saying “good morning, I am shitting my brains out and will need to postpone our meeting” in a highly professional tone
ANY GUESSES WHERE I GOT THE INSPIRATION FOR THAT
ANY GUESSES WHERE I GOT THE INSPIRATION FOR THAT
October 9, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Some fall semester I’m gonna assign my 1Ls the task of writing a professional 1am email to a supervisor saying “good morning, I am shitting my brains out and will need to postpone our meeting” in a highly professional tone
ANY GUESSES WHERE I GOT THE INSPIRATION FOR THAT
ANY GUESSES WHERE I GOT THE INSPIRATION FOR THAT
My incredibly comfortable Merrell flip-flops that I have worn consistently for six months a year for the last 8 years just broke and I have never felt so betrayed
October 9, 2025 at 12:18 AM
My incredibly comfortable Merrell flip-flops that I have worn consistently for six months a year for the last 8 years just broke and I have never felt so betrayed
Fyi if anyone ever wants to brainwash me just hack my Libby app and have it tell me that a book I put on hold six months ago is ready because I will download and start listening despite having no memory of putting it on hold
October 7, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Fyi if anyone ever wants to brainwash me just hack my Libby app and have it tell me that a book I put on hold six months ago is ready because I will download and start listening despite having no memory of putting it on hold
Fascinating thread from a newly minted airport employee.
Some things I've learned in my first few weeks:
1) There is a grey market candy swapping racket between janitors, TSA agents, CSRs, and everyone else who has to stand someplace all day at the airport.
Hi-chews, sour candies, and gummy anything are in highest demand.
1) There is a grey market candy swapping racket between janitors, TSA agents, CSRs, and everyone else who has to stand someplace all day at the airport.
Hi-chews, sour candies, and gummy anything are in highest demand.
October 7, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Fascinating thread from a newly minted airport employee.
Today I turned 47, which is of course the biggest milestone in a young woman’s life. It was a lovely day, full of family time, cookie cake, naps, clay crafting & painting, and much more. What a lovely start to my new year!
October 6, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Today I turned 47, which is of course the biggest milestone in a young woman’s life. It was a lovely day, full of family time, cookie cake, naps, clay crafting & painting, and much more. What a lovely start to my new year!
“Oh, we’re doing this again?”—me to my Google Drive
September 30, 2025 at 1:40 PM
“Oh, we’re doing this again?”—me to my Google Drive
Legit he was a like 6’6” dude who looked 22 and I felt SO BAD AFTERWARDS
To the dude at the outlet stores who casually said to his girlfriend “Okay, yeah, I fuck with that” about some shoes and then saw my 11yo daughter and gasped and said “I am SO sorry”: I truly hope you saw me laugh after I said “don’t fucking swear in front of my kid!”
September 28, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Legit he was a like 6’6” dude who looked 22 and I felt SO BAD AFTERWARDS
To the dude at the outlet stores who casually said to his girlfriend “Okay, yeah, I fuck with that” about some shoes and then saw my 11yo daughter and gasped and said “I am SO sorry”: I truly hope you saw me laugh after I said “don’t fucking swear in front of my kid!”
September 27, 2025 at 11:41 PM
To the dude at the outlet stores who casually said to his girlfriend “Okay, yeah, I fuck with that” about some shoes and then saw my 11yo daughter and gasped and said “I am SO sorry”: I truly hope you saw me laugh after I said “don’t fucking swear in front of my kid!”
…did my package forget its keys in L.A. or something, wth
September 26, 2025 at 2:00 PM
…did my package forget its keys in L.A. or something, wth
September 23, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Me on Goodreads like “no I don’t want other books LIKE this one, I want you to make the author write six more just like this one immediately”
September 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Me on Goodreads like “no I don’t want other books LIKE this one, I want you to make the author write six more just like this one immediately”
This is gonna be a niche tweet, but I badly need this book (and the sequel) made into a multi-season TV show animated by the KPop Demon Hunters artists. And if Chauncey isn’t voiced by Daniel Henning (the brilliant narrator of the audiobooks) I WILL BRING A LAWSUIT
September 14, 2025 at 9:14 PM
This is gonna be a niche tweet, but I badly need this book (and the sequel) made into a multi-season TV show animated by the KPop Demon Hunters artists. And if Chauncey isn’t voiced by Daniel Henning (the brilliant narrator of the audiobooks) I WILL BRING A LAWSUIT
I shoved these packs of toilet paper in the bathroom in a hurry the other day and I have been expecting ever since for one of my kids to be in here and holler MOM WHERE’S THE TOILET PAPER
September 10, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I shoved these packs of toilet paper in the bathroom in a hurry the other day and I have been expecting ever since for one of my kids to be in here and holler MOM WHERE’S THE TOILET PAPER
DID MAC N CHEEZ DIE FOR NOTHING
September 9, 2025 at 11:45 PM
DID MAC N CHEEZ DIE FOR NOTHING
A Chickfila employee just told me to “have a good one” so I gotta call the cops because that is obviously an impostor, right
September 6, 2025 at 3:02 PM
A Chickfila employee just told me to “have a good one” so I gotta call the cops because that is obviously an impostor, right
I saw a post somewhere recently that said “I would describe my fashion style as ‘I didn’t think I’d have to get out of the car’” and yeeeeeeep
September 3, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I saw a post somewhere recently that said “I would describe my fashion style as ‘I didn’t think I’d have to get out of the car’” and yeeeeeeep