Jake Staines
sanakism.bsky.social
Jake Staines
@sanakism.bsky.social
Increasingly grumpy software engineer from the English midlands; plays board games, paints miniatures, tries to convince everyone with a pulse to play Netrunner.

On Instagram, Mastodon.Social and technically Threads and Twitter with the same name.
Reposted by Jake Staines
Anyone in Wokingham, Berkshire: my cat Monty has been missing since November 11th, he is microchipped and registered lost, and was last seen wearing a fluorescent yellow collar.

Please share and let me know if you have seen him.
November 14, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Reposted by Jake Staines
Are you prepared to make Important Choices?
November 14, 2025 at 1:22 PM
People who aren't dangerous to society, who are willing to abide by the laws and norms of their chosen destination, should be able to live wherever the fuck they like in the world with zero hoops to jump through. Even next door. Keening and whining about migration is 100% racism, 100% of the time.
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Reposted by Jake Staines
A pedophile who acts on his urges is a child rapist, whereas an ephebophile who acts on his urges is a child rapist.
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 14, 2025 at 1:11 AM
985% increase in National Insurance contributions incoming...? We all know they won't do anything actually sensible.
November 14, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Oh look, what a surprise, whoever could have predicted this etc. etc.
NEW: The first two years of Massachusetts' millionaire tax has raised $3 billion more than expected.

And rather than driving the rich away, IPS researchers found that the number of millionaires has *increased.*

Tax the rich. Greg Ryan in @bloomberg.com:
Millionaire Tax That Inspired Mamdani Fuels $5.7 Billion Haul in Massachusetts
A millionaire levy in Massachusetts that New York City mayoral frontrunner Zohran Mamdani holds up as a model for taxing the rich has generated $3 billion more in revenue than expected without forcing...
www.bloomberg.com
November 14, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Reposted by Jake Staines
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.

Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Reposted by Jake Staines
Got it.
November 12, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Reposted by Jake Staines
"The ban on puberty blockers has affected Laura’s child deeply
Following the ban, no pharmacy in the UK is allowed to fill private prescriptions to under 18s for gender affirming medications."
MP fails to support suicidal constituent
A mother pleaded with her MP to help her suicidal15-year-old daughter who said she ‘wanted to take her own life’
northwestbylines.co.uk
November 11, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Reposted by Jake Staines
I don’t have much truck with most justifications for staying on X, but I will accept “I’m Joyce Carol Oates and I’m needling him into profoundly humiliating public self-exposure”
November 10, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Reposted by Jake Staines
me when the AI bubble bursts
November 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Can someone explain to me why this thing that doesn't affect any normal people's lives and is only really cared about at all by a small number of Neo-Nazis on Twitter is the biggest, most prominent item on the BBC News front page this morning?
November 10, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Reposted by Jake Staines
See what’s happening. A Trumpist US media company has taken over Channel 5. Another US company is gunning for ITV. Our social media is saturated by Musk’s calls for civil war in the UK. The BBC is the last thing standing, and Trump/Johnson are trying to bring it down
November 9, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I had seen one mention prior - amusingly, on BBC News. And promptly thought "oh wow, what a pathetic non-story, is this the best they can do these days? Who honestly could give the first hint of a shit about that?"
I'm guessing the BBC 'scandal' has been big on X this week as this was the first I had heard of it...
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Reposted by Jake Staines
warner brothers trickster figures explained
November 8, 2025 at 3:23 AM
What an incredible surprise, who could ever have imagined.

Why aren't we just doing this all the time already? Oh yes, the Daily Mail.
“Providing the homeless with a place to live may seem like a high cost for taxpayers. But the alternative, it turns out, is more costly, new research shows. Subsidized accommodation could actually be a bargain for the public, in purely economic terms.” Via @fastcompany
Housing The Homeless Saves Money--Here's The Research That Proves It
The best way to stop homelessness is mindbogglingly simple: Give them homes.
www.fastcompany.com
November 7, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Really fundamentally very strange how the default response of these apolitical patriots who definitely aren't far-right thugs to any and all criticism is that anyone questioning their motives must necessarily be "left-wing".
November 7, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Reposted by Jake Staines
Australia has so much electricity from solar power that it is going to start offering free electricity to everyone for at least three hours during the day as the wholesale price of power goes negative

electrek.co/2025/11/04/a...
Australia has so much solar that it's offering everyone free electricity
Australia's extensive solar power penetration makes so much energy that the government wants to offer free electricity at peak hours.
electrek.co
November 6, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Nobody should ever have to hate trying to look after a family member! Fenris Games sell an amazing range of bases, scenery and miniatures for early-20C/Cthulhu settings, Gaslands, fantasy, and sci-fi (particularly Aliens-themed) gaming. And Ian's a good bloke.
Hate doing this, because everyone is skint, but Oz is the only important thing in my life and I'm too broke to cover his additional surgery. If you'd like to help, please use OZVET20 at checkout on fenrisgames.com/shop for a nice discount or ko-fi.com/fenrisgames if you don't need toys.
Thankyou 💔
November 6, 2025 at 9:39 AM
In other news, the world's creepiest man is still incredibly fucking creepy.
“At a meeting in April, xAI staff lawyer Lily Lim told employees that they would need to submit their biometric data to train the AI companion to be more human-like in its interactions with customers, according to a recording of the meeting review by the Journal.”
xAI used employee biometric data to train Elon Musk’s AI girlfriend
Project Skippy?
www.theverge.com
November 5, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Reposted by Jake Staines
November 5, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Reposted by Jake Staines
hahaha jk jk... unless?
November 5, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Reposted by Jake Staines
ZING.
November 4, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Reposted by Jake Staines
November 5, 2025 at 4:44 AM