Samurai Grog
@samuraigrog.bsky.social
Pirate. Punk. Fencer. Author. Bartender. Husband. Dad.
Any Aperol Spritz fans out there? They’re pretty but way too sweet for my palate. Aperol’s website has them at a 3:2 ratio of Aperol to champagne; I tasted that and immediately flipped it to 2:3. Any ideas on how to elevate this sugar bomb?
March 22, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Any Aperol Spritz fans out there? They’re pretty but way too sweet for my palate. Aperol’s website has them at a 3:2 ratio of Aperol to champagne; I tasted that and immediately flipped it to 2:3. Any ideas on how to elevate this sugar bomb?
Shopping the ingredients for a raspberry shrub for this week’s cocktail. Reading the news, gritting my teeth. Trying to escape the feeling I’m bartending on the deck of the Titanic.
March 4, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Shopping the ingredients for a raspberry shrub for this week’s cocktail. Reading the news, gritting my teeth. Trying to escape the feeling I’m bartending on the deck of the Titanic.
Workshopping a dirty martini for this weeks article. Last attempt was 1 1/2 oz olive brine, 5 muddled olives, 2 1/2 oz Tito’s. Color is wonderful, but unbearably salty and much olive flavor. Scaling it down to 1 oz brine, 3 olives, and olive oil infused vodka. How do you like your dirty martini?
February 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Workshopping a dirty martini for this weeks article. Last attempt was 1 1/2 oz olive brine, 5 muddled olives, 2 1/2 oz Tito’s. Color is wonderful, but unbearably salty and much olive flavor. Scaling it down to 1 oz brine, 3 olives, and olive oil infused vodka. How do you like your dirty martini?
Post yourself as a drink
January 28, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Post yourself as a drink
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All of us who can drink could really use a drink.
Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Breakfast Martini!
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By Hooper, Your Bartender @samuraigrog.bsky.social
Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Breakfast Martini!
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By Hooper, Your Bartender @samuraigrog.bsky.social
Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Breakfast Martini!
Because it's 2025 and a martini for breakfast seems utterly sensible.
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January 24, 2025 at 9:33 PM
All of us who can drink could really use a drink.
Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Breakfast Martini!
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By Hooper, Your Bartender @samuraigrog.bsky.social
Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Breakfast Martini!
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By Hooper, Your Bartender @samuraigrog.bsky.social
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Daily #Cocktail Series
TULUM RAIDER
1½ oz. / 45 ml. tequila
½ oz. / 15 ml. mezcal
½ oz. / 15 ml. Aperol
1 oz. / 30 ml. fresh lime juice
¾ oz. / 22.5 ml. pineapple juice
1 tsp. / 5 ml. agave syrup
2 dashes grapefruit bitters
This cocktail was created by Brian Sandahl of Heavy Muddle in Austin, TX
TULUM RAIDER
1½ oz. / 45 ml. tequila
½ oz. / 15 ml. mezcal
½ oz. / 15 ml. Aperol
1 oz. / 30 ml. fresh lime juice
¾ oz. / 22.5 ml. pineapple juice
1 tsp. / 5 ml. agave syrup
2 dashes grapefruit bitters
This cocktail was created by Brian Sandahl of Heavy Muddle in Austin, TX
January 24, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Daily #Cocktail Series
TULUM RAIDER
1½ oz. / 45 ml. tequila
½ oz. / 15 ml. mezcal
½ oz. / 15 ml. Aperol
1 oz. / 30 ml. fresh lime juice
¾ oz. / 22.5 ml. pineapple juice
1 tsp. / 5 ml. agave syrup
2 dashes grapefruit bitters
This cocktail was created by Brian Sandahl of Heavy Muddle in Austin, TX
TULUM RAIDER
1½ oz. / 45 ml. tequila
½ oz. / 15 ml. mezcal
½ oz. / 15 ml. Aperol
1 oz. / 30 ml. fresh lime juice
¾ oz. / 22.5 ml. pineapple juice
1 tsp. / 5 ml. agave syrup
2 dashes grapefruit bitters
This cocktail was created by Brian Sandahl of Heavy Muddle in Austin, TX
Reposted by Samurai Grog
it IS. it IS your morning news roundup!
It's your morning news roundup!
A Brave New World. Tabs, Tues., Jan. 21, 2025
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By Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social
A Brave New World. Tabs, Tues., Jan. 21, 2025
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By Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social
A Brave New World. Tabs, Tues., Jan. 21, 2025
Morning news roundup and things to read.
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January 21, 2025 at 1:47 PM
it IS. it IS your morning news roundup!
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Tomorrow Wonkette is celebrating the real holiday, for the Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, with a morning dance party and a NAUG-FREE ZONE.
Please join us for daytime dancing starting at 10 am Eastern!
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Please join us for daytime dancing starting at 10 am Eastern!
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Welcome To Wonkette's NO-NAUG MONDAY Dance Party!
If we don't acknowledge it, it might not exist!
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January 19, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Tomorrow Wonkette is celebrating the real holiday, for the Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, with a morning dance party and a NAUG-FREE ZONE.
Please join us for daytime dancing starting at 10 am Eastern!
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Please join us for daytime dancing starting at 10 am Eastern!
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I am seriously considering spending as little time sober as possible in 2024.
November 21, 2024 at 3:28 AM
I am seriously considering spending as little time sober as possible in 2024.
What in the name of George Silver’s fevered nightmares is this shenanigan? #fencing #hema #sca #cleftlands
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November 17, 2024 at 1:44 PM
What in the name of George Silver’s fevered nightmares is this shenanigan? #fencing #hema #sca #cleftlands
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Welcome to SCA rapier fencing. Here’s your sword and dagger.
November 16, 2024 at 8:18 PM
Welcome to SCA rapier fencing. Here’s your sword and dagger.
November 15, 2024 at 2:07 PM
Writing a article about eggnog. And now I feel bloated and happy.
November 15, 2024 at 1:39 AM
Writing a article about eggnog. And now I feel bloated and happy.
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Saw him at the Keswick back in April. Still got it.
November 14, 2024 at 11:59 AM
Saw him at the Keswick back in April. Still got it.
Too tired to get to practice yesterday. It’s been a long week. I’ll do some drills tomorrow or Friday and try to hit 2-3 practices next week. #fencing #hema #sca #cleftlands
November 14, 2024 at 2:03 PM
Too tired to get to practice yesterday. It’s been a long week. I’ll do some drills tomorrow or Friday and try to hit 2-3 practices next week. #fencing #hema #sca #cleftlands
I generally make a Cuba Libre of some sort every night. They’re never the same. Here’s the current iteration:
2 oz. Appleton Estate
1/2 oz Planteray OFTD
1/2 oz St. Elizabeth’s Allspice Dram
1/2 oz lime juice
Splash of Coca Cola
#cocktails #mixology
2 oz. Appleton Estate
1/2 oz Planteray OFTD
1/2 oz St. Elizabeth’s Allspice Dram
1/2 oz lime juice
Splash of Coca Cola
#cocktails #mixology
November 14, 2024 at 12:42 AM
I generally make a Cuba Libre of some sort every night. They’re never the same. Here’s the current iteration:
2 oz. Appleton Estate
1/2 oz Planteray OFTD
1/2 oz St. Elizabeth’s Allspice Dram
1/2 oz lime juice
Splash of Coca Cola
#cocktails #mixology
2 oz. Appleton Estate
1/2 oz Planteray OFTD
1/2 oz St. Elizabeth’s Allspice Dram
1/2 oz lime juice
Splash of Coca Cola
#cocktails #mixology
Hey folks. Samurai Grog, bartender in residence for Wonkette, reporting for duty. I'll do my darndest to get us through the next four years, one drink at a time. #cocktail #mixology
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Welcome To Wonkette's Lost Weekend, With This Week's Cocktail ... Everything. Just Everything.
No reason to hold back anything.
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November 13, 2024 at 11:36 PM
Hey folks. Samurai Grog, bartender in residence for Wonkette, reporting for duty. I'll do my darndest to get us through the next four years, one drink at a time. #cocktail #mixology
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