Doris Pringle Salahari-Brule (hairdo chump)
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Doris Pringle Salahari-Brule (hairdo chump)
@sammylou.bsky.social
Hotdog enthusiast

Go Bills 🦬

¡Verde Listos! 🌳

Come on you Irons 🫧 ⚒️

@ladyreezy and I are not the same person but we're both awesome 😎

Austin, TX
Pinned
😭😭😭💗💗💗 my sissy, y'all. I love her so much.
HOOOOOOK EM BABY!!! 🤘🐮
November 29, 2025 at 4:27 AM
LOL AGGY
November 29, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Horseshit first down call for A&M, refs
November 29, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Insanely beautiful 😍
One more view from an earlier storm that led to this intense sunrise in Anza-Borrego Desert (Photo: Sicco Rood).
November 28, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Lol roadtrip
November 27, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Just up making fresh whipped cream that the rich people at my sister in laws house don't deserve
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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So I found out my corgi loves to sing 😂
November 27, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Tiny @ladyreezy.bsky.social lives on our fridge 💗
November 26, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I just heard someone at work say "Ahhhh! Ugh owwww sorry sorry sorry!!!" and it immediately made me grateful it wasn't me and my client. Thanks Hair Jesus
November 25, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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Rescue goat Queenie enjoying some goose therapy
November 25, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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who the fuck would want a work husband? like i need another asshole in my life asking me where we keep the scissors
November 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
The dog wakes us up every morning by scraping her greasy body all the way along the perimeter of the bed and making intermittent snorting sounds
November 25, 2025 at 1:21 PM
This shit is so annoying. A) i'm pretty sure this was cobbled together by AI. B) Do these dipshits know there are abnormal results in my left breast cuz they stuck an 8 inch needle through it? THEY'RE LITERALLY THE ONES WHO DID IT. I'm stuck on a carousel of follow-up appointments til I die i think
November 25, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Ugh. Its my 6 month mammogram day and my follow up ultrasound on my other incorrigible tit. Think positive thoughts for me y'all.
November 24, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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Prove you're human by hating yourself.
November 24, 2025 at 1:29 AM
God I was parallel parking this morning when I got to work and im normally really good but I messed up and I was doing a 78 pt parallel park and this very handsome black guy was walking by and I rolled down the window and was like IM USUALLY BETTER AT THIS!!!
November 24, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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eastern bluebird #birds
November 23, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Really west hamming here, West Ham 😩💔
November 22, 2025 at 4:43 PM
UP THE IRONS Y'ALL ⚒️💪
November 22, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Whew thank you Alfonse ⚒️
November 22, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Weather looks absolutely miserable in this West Ham game
November 22, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Oh great I showed @ladyreezy.bsky.social Jonas Valančiūnas and she's all horny for sports guys now too
November 22, 2025 at 3:14 AM
BREAKING NEWS: IT'S FELLAS FRIDAYYYY 🫏🩷🫏
November 21, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I left work early to watch this game. Lol
November 21, 2025 at 4:31 AM