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Just Fletcher
@saintfdw.bsky.social
Metro Detroit based
Big J journalist and Pet sitter
Used to be bigger in local/regional soccer
Not so much now, but that’s okay.

Matthew 10:34 #AMDG
Just wanted to do a little podcast episode with a friend of mine…. And now the USL and a sponsor has been looped in 😭
November 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I’ve never pretended to understand Manuel Neuer, and I won’t start now.
NEUER WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU DOING?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
November 26, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Maybe…. Maybe… maybe Liverpool really aren’t good.
November 26, 2025 at 9:18 PM
You can never make me hate David Luiz. Don’t care that he left for Arsenal.

Can never make me hate that crazy man.
November 26, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Scoring a goal is cool.

Scoring a brace is great.

Scoring a brace in the neighborhood derby victory is 😈😈😈
November 26, 2025 at 2:48 AM
You never realize how bad your balance is until you walk on a treadmill with your eyes closed
November 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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I wish I could have gotten across that I want to support and protect trans people. But I don't specifically. Kind of in the abstract, I guess, if I squint and make them part of everybody.
The Kamala Harris book is so excruciating
November 25, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Never liked Idrissa Gueye. But this is comedy lol

Save that for the locker room, man
Idrissa Gueye, what have you done?
November 24, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I don’t know what’s wrong with this statement?

I grew up (not as) privileged and my father put me in the hood to play, to teach me that while you have more than some of your teammates, that doesn’t matter on the field. Big learning lesson for me.
this is pretty insane LMAOOOOOOO
November 24, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Some white guy at this bar made a playlist of Kendrick Lamar and Jay Rock songs and keeps looking at me as he raps.

Is this a micro aggression? Or is this flattery?
November 23, 2025 at 2:07 AM
*slow clap*
Lam. Prey
Lam. Prey
Lam. Prey
Lam. Prey.
The head of health services in the United States, letting parasitic lampreys bite his arms for some godforsaken reason.
November 21, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Wales
Poland
Türkiye
Ireland
DR Congo (feel bad for Jamaica)
Iraq
Only six spots remain. Who will make it through to the 2026 FIFA World Cup? 🌎
November 20, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Jamaica better hope they get an automatic final spot, because baby…. They are *not* winning two games over any of the teams left lol
November 19, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Not like me: ahead of the trend, just pooping to my hearts content.
Oh no apparently fiber has replaced protein as the internet food obsession and these influencers will overhype it so much without any warnings they’re gonna have people shitting their brains out.
November 18, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Was I supposed to stop drinking Bang?
NEW: Liz Owoc, the wife and business partner of ousted Bang Energy CEO Jack Owoc, has apparently moved on to other business ventures. Namely: doing affiliate marketing for something called the "Finding Jesus Doll," an evangelical answer (?) to Elf on the Shelf.
November 17, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Genuinely happy for Ireland.
November 16, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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A bounty? Very slave catcher of them. This league is gonna have to take a stand at some point. There's no "both sides" to this. At some point, racism and transphobia have to be a deal breaker.
From @karleighchardonnay.bsky.social at Outsports:

Jennifer Sey, who said the NWSL had “several males” has issued a $10,000 bounty to the next player to “speak out like Elizabeth Eddy.” An anonymous donor added $5000. Clay Travis said he’d double it.

NEAT.

www.outsports.com/2025/11/14/2...
Transphobic clothing brand feels every athlete has a price - Outsports
Anti-trans activewear XX-XY teams up with sports shock jock Clay Travis to pay athletes to speak out against trans women.
www.outsports.com
November 15, 2025 at 1:09 AM
😣💔
3rd place
5⚽️ in six, though
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
November 12, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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The end of Chair Company S1E5.
a man in a suit says i don t know if you re allowed to do that
Alt: a man in a suit says i don t know if you re allowed to do that
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:59 PM
“The Chair Company” is soooooooo weird.

Easily the weirdest thing Tim Robinson has ever done. And that’s saying *A LOT*
November 10, 2025 at 10:23 PM
It’s going to be really funny when Arsenal get hawked down by Man City…. Again.
November 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
If this happened in FIFA, you’d be allowed to throw your controller into the wall
Second minute of stoppage time in extra time, Lukic scores his sixth goal this season after coming on as a substitute to win it for @fctulsa.bsky.social.

The Scissortails are going to their first #USL-C Western Conference Final.
November 9, 2025 at 4:25 AM
(Said with love)
The loudest thing in the world?

An elderly black woman on the phone, in public.
November 6, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Thought it was just me 😅
My new Apple Watch lighting up to say 'it looks like you're working out' when I'm in the middle of a particularly challenging poo, marks a new low in my life
November 6, 2025 at 1:55 PM