My favorite activity is behaving politely on the red line, judging the other assholes who aren't taking off their bags/making space, then getting first dibs on a seat that opens up bc I actually scooted away from the doors to make space

Suck it mean blonde lady!!!!

Hey red line, if you have a train literally filled to the brim with people headed to the loop for work, send THAT train express and have the nearly empty train right behind it stop to pick up passengers

Bc it is not fun watching TWO trains go by unable to get on

Turns out I get "contact dermatitis" from squash which feels unfair for some reason

LIBERTAD!!!!