ElfBoyRyan
@ryansnothome.bsky.social
18+ MDI, 29, chunky guy, Trying to get into working out, love gaming, nerdy stuff, hot men and being submissive, hi how are ya
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19 weeks down
Official weigh-in: 265 lbs
⬇️17lbs from start
⬇️25lbs from peak
⬇️1.4lbs from last week
Average loss still 1.2lbs per week
Take away, the weather cut my walking completely and weight loss stalled out. We are 15lbs from 250 goal at the end of the year.
Official weigh-in: 265 lbs
⬇️17lbs from start
⬇️25lbs from peak
⬇️1.4lbs from last week
Average loss still 1.2lbs per week
Take away, the weather cut my walking completely and weight loss stalled out. We are 15lbs from 250 goal at the end of the year.
Ahhhh Men
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December 9, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Ahhhh Men
I dont wana do my workout. my back and thighs are still sore from yesterday 😭
December 9, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I dont wana do my workout. my back and thighs are still sore from yesterday 😭
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QTP with your favourite flying-type Pokémon
December 8, 2025 at 9:30 PM
QTP with your favourite flying-type Pokémon
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Free the bulge!
December 8, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Free the bulge!
Since i dont have weed, would anyone kindly club me over the head rn? My brain is braining and i dont like it
December 8, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Since i dont have weed, would anyone kindly club me over the head rn? My brain is braining and i dont like it
A FAT preroll or gummy would fix me rn i feel
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December 8, 2025 at 7:58 AM
A FAT preroll or gummy would fix me rn i feel
You know sometimes i have these moments where im like "wtf is wrong with my brain". like one time i couldn't find my phone, so i turned on the flashlight to look, the flashlight on my phone, which was in my hand. It took like 2 minutes for me to realize it was in my fucking hand.
December 8, 2025 at 4:13 AM
You know sometimes i have these moments where im like "wtf is wrong with my brain". like one time i couldn't find my phone, so i turned on the flashlight to look, the flashlight on my phone, which was in my hand. It took like 2 minutes for me to realize it was in my fucking hand.
What is your favorite movie from before 1970?
#RandomMovieGIF
Night of the Living Dead
(George A. Romero, 1968)
#RandomMovieGIF
Night of the Living Dead
(George A. Romero, 1968)
December 8, 2025 at 3:16 AM
What is your favorite movie from before 1970?
#RandomMovieGIF
Night of the Living Dead
(George A. Romero, 1968)
#RandomMovieGIF
Night of the Living Dead
(George A. Romero, 1968)
Today was Glutes, i dont think ive heard my hips pop so many times before. I am quickly learning i have a long way to go both in fitness and flexibility, oh my.
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December 8, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Today was Glutes, i dont think ive heard my hips pop so many times before. I am quickly learning i have a long way to go both in fitness and flexibility, oh my.
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jonathan bailey you are stronger than i for not exploding into a million pieces of gay confetti when he said this
December 7, 2025 at 10:02 PM
jonathan bailey you are stronger than i for not exploding into a million pieces of gay confetti when he said this
i need workout music, hit me with your faves please and thanks!!
December 7, 2025 at 10:43 PM
i need workout music, hit me with your faves please and thanks!!
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I hate winter and I'm getting furry! Haii
December 7, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I hate winter and I'm getting furry! Haii
So a couple times i've mentioned my issues with erections and around sex. I experience dysautonomia during moments of high stress, anxiety, and arousal. It causes my blood pressure to tank, which is already borderline low due to genetics and makes my pelvic floor and body hypersensitive.
December 7, 2025 at 9:40 PM
So a couple times i've mentioned my issues with erections and around sex. I experience dysautonomia during moments of high stress, anxiety, and arousal. It causes my blood pressure to tank, which is already borderline low due to genetics and makes my pelvic floor and body hypersensitive.
Gods I need a therapist 😶
December 7, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Gods I need a therapist 😶
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Body Positive Zone!
Iv never been the most positive about my Body and I’m going to try change that and be more positive about me! All bodies are valid and welcome in this space.✨
Don’t let the haters bring us down with their negativity … love and kindness will always win!💜
Iv never been the most positive about my Body and I’m going to try change that and be more positive about me! All bodies are valid and welcome in this space.✨
Don’t let the haters bring us down with their negativity … love and kindness will always win!💜
November 17, 2024 at 4:49 PM
Body Positive Zone!
Iv never been the most positive about my Body and I’m going to try change that and be more positive about me! All bodies are valid and welcome in this space.✨
Don’t let the haters bring us down with their negativity … love and kindness will always win!💜
Iv never been the most positive about my Body and I’m going to try change that and be more positive about me! All bodies are valid and welcome in this space.✨
Don’t let the haters bring us down with their negativity … love and kindness will always win!💜
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Rewatching Godzilla 1998 for the millionth time and I don't think people give it the credit it deserves. Some of the animatronics are great.
December 7, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Rewatching Godzilla 1998 for the millionth time and I don't think people give it the credit it deserves. Some of the animatronics are great.
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this is mine, if you even care x
December 7, 2025 at 9:21 AM
this is mine, if you even care x
5 games to get to know me
- DragonAge
- Final Fantasy X
- Dead Space
- F.E.A.R.
- Fallout NewVegas
- DragonAge
- Final Fantasy X
- Dead Space
- F.E.A.R.
- Fallout NewVegas
5 games to get to know me
- Pokémon Platinum
- Zelda BotW
- Kingdom Hearts II
- Batman: Arkham City
- Paper Mario TTYD
- Pokémon Platinum
- Zelda BotW
- Kingdom Hearts II
- Batman: Arkham City
- Paper Mario TTYD
5 games to get to know me
(Fine, ya butthead)
- Pokémon Platinum
- Kingdom Hearts II
- Super Smash Bros Ultimate
- Ratchet & Clank: Rift Apart
- God of War III
(Fine, ya butthead)
- Pokémon Platinum
- Kingdom Hearts II
- Super Smash Bros Ultimate
- Ratchet & Clank: Rift Apart
- God of War III
December 7, 2025 at 9:05 AM
5 games to get to know me
- DragonAge
- Final Fantasy X
- Dead Space
- F.E.A.R.
- Fallout NewVegas
- DragonAge
- Final Fantasy X
- Dead Space
- F.E.A.R.
- Fallout NewVegas
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You are ABSOLUTELY NOT going to regret listening to this bird:
A male rock ptarmigan (Lagopus muta) in winter plumage.
Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.
A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.
A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
December 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
You are ABSOLUTELY NOT going to regret listening to this bird:
Oh wow, i feel god awful, wtf happened???
December 7, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Oh wow, i feel god awful, wtf happened???
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Birthday jockstrap post 🎈
December 6, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Birthday jockstrap post 🎈
These fuckers are bomb ngl
December 7, 2025 at 4:32 AM
These fuckers are bomb ngl
Today was yoga day, that was rough. i forgot how intensive yoga can be, i am wiped out 😪
December 7, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Today was yoga day, that was rough. i forgot how intensive yoga can be, i am wiped out 😪
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hot dudes are nice to retail and restaurant workers. pass it on
December 6, 2025 at 8:27 PM
hot dudes are nice to retail and restaurant workers. pass it on