Ryan Reaves
@ryanreaves.bsky.social
Okie. Dad. Divorce Lawyer. Not *your* divorce lawyer. British Car Guy.
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Ryan Reaves
@ryanreaves.bsky.social
· Nov 13
So, here's my tale for the pinned skeet. Are we actually calling them that? Anyway, divorced dad of a kick ass daughter. Nerdiest of the Oklahoma family law nerds. Yes, really. I have four cars, they're all terrible and leak oil, but I love them. Linen suits in summer, tweed suits in the winter.
Does anyone else perpetually have the theme song to Nickelodeon's "Doug" stuck in their head or is it just me?
December 1, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Does anyone else perpetually have the theme song to Nickelodeon's "Doug" stuck in their head or is it just me?
Gonna go old school for Thanksgiving this year.
Planning to invite people who helped me through hard times over for a wonderful meal.
Then I'm going to kill them and take their land.
Planning to invite people who helped me through hard times over for a wonderful meal.
Then I'm going to kill them and take their land.
November 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Gonna go old school for Thanksgiving this year.
Planning to invite people who helped me through hard times over for a wonderful meal.
Then I'm going to kill them and take their land.
Planning to invite people who helped me through hard times over for a wonderful meal.
Then I'm going to kill them and take their land.
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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If Oklahomans lose initiative power, it'll be tough to get it back. Court fight is key.
www.oklahoman.com/story/opinio...
www.oklahoman.com/story/opinio...
If Oklahomans lose initiative power, it'll be tough to get it back. Court fight is key | Opinion
SB 1027 would guarantee more delays, more red tape, more court battles – all designed to discourage people from exercising their constitutional right.
www.oklahoman.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:10 PM
If Oklahomans lose initiative power, it'll be tough to get it back. Court fight is key.
www.oklahoman.com/story/opinio...
www.oklahoman.com/story/opinio...
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One order today so far!
"Stop Forcing AI Into Every Fucking Thing" stickers are BACK IN STOCK
Brighter than ever— a rich ketchup-y orange-red.
3" circle of thick vinyl, yours for $2
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Brighter than ever— a rich ketchup-y orange-red.
3" circle of thick vinyl, yours for $2
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November 23, 2025 at 6:23 AM
One order today so far!
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hahahahahaha ha ha ha. ha. 😬
November 18, 2025 at 8:08 PM
hahahahahaha ha ha ha. ha. 😬
Welp, add @cbsnews.com and @paramountpictures.bsky.social to the list of spineless companies that will no longer get any of my business.
Bari Weiss, Who Thinks Everything Is Woke, Will Be CBS Editor in Chief newrepublic.com/post/201302/...
Bari Weiss, Who Thinks Everything Is Woke, Will Be CBS Editor in Chief
Anti-woke, anti-trans, pro-Israel Bari Weiss will soon lead one of the biggest media companies in the U.S.
newrepublic.com
October 3, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Welp, add @cbsnews.com and @paramountpictures.bsky.social to the list of spineless companies that will no longer get any of my business.
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Probably the best thing I’ve written tbh
America as Prussia in 1806
Decaying Institutions, Social Nihilism, Elite Complicity, and a Slow March Toward Disaster
secretaryrofdefenserock.substack.com
September 16, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Probably the best thing I’ve written tbh
Let's kill off all the things that make our product unique and appealing and see if that increases our profits!
Southwest will be in the tank in a couple years.
Southwest will be in the tank in a couple years.
Southwest Airlines said it would start charging for checked bags, ending another longtime policy that had set it apart from other airlines as it seeks to boost revenues.
Southwest Will Begin Charging for Checked Bags, Ending a Beloved Policy
Customers with the highest loyalty status will be spared from the fee, but others will have to pay for checked bags for flights booked from May 28.
www.nytimes.com
March 11, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Let's kill off all the things that make our product unique and appealing and see if that increases our profits!
Southwest will be in the tank in a couple years.
Southwest will be in the tank in a couple years.
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This reality show premise of finding the dumbest MFer in the country and making him president isn’t going well. Season 1 sucked. Season 2 is much worse.
March 4, 2025 at 6:09 PM
This reality show premise of finding the dumbest MFer in the country and making him president isn’t going well. Season 1 sucked. Season 2 is much worse.
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In the coming weeks, a lot of slow-on-the uptake folks are going to begin belatedly realizing Trump is both an inept moron and a dangerous autocrat. Our great civic challenge in these trying times will be calmly welcoming them aboard instead of primal-screaming in their faces.
February 6, 2025 at 12:53 AM
In the coming weeks, a lot of slow-on-the uptake folks are going to begin belatedly realizing Trump is both an inept moron and a dangerous autocrat. Our great civic challenge in these trying times will be calmly welcoming them aboard instead of primal-screaming in their faces.
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One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!
February 14, 2025 at 4:25 AM
One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!
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Brianna Keilar: Do you think that calling Elon Musk a dick is effective messaging?
Congressman Robert Garcia: Well, he is a dick.
Congressman Robert Garcia: Well, he is a dick.
February 12, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Brianna Keilar: Do you think that calling Elon Musk a dick is effective messaging?
Congressman Robert Garcia: Well, he is a dick.
Congressman Robert Garcia: Well, he is a dick.
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Check out this asshole. Oh, and fuck Jill Stein.
Jill Stein’s campaign manager just admitted what anyone with half a brain knew all along—their real mission was to help elect Donald Trump.
Fu*k Jill Stein and anyone who supported her
Fu*k Jill Stein and anyone who supported her
February 11, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Check out this asshole. Oh, and fuck Jill Stein.
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just over here photoshopping muppets onto the cover of cosmopolitan magazine: thread
February 10, 2025 at 9:29 PM
just over here photoshopping muppets onto the cover of cosmopolitan magazine: thread
Hope all the pro-Palestinian voters who somehow thought Trump was a better pick are regretting their collective stupidity today.
President Trump’s proposal for the U.S. to take over Gaza, transfer its population to Egypt and Jordan and redevelop it into the "Riviera of the Middle East" would unquestionably be a severe violation of international law, experts say.
Here's what to know.
Here's what to know.
Trump’s Gaza Takeover Would Be Illegal Under International Law, Experts Say
Forcing Palestinians to leave the enclave would be “a straightforward crime against humanity,” an Oxford professor said. It would be a further violation to take over the territory.
www.nytimes.com
February 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Hope all the pro-Palestinian voters who somehow thought Trump was a better pick are regretting their collective stupidity today.
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I got this Governor on Temu...
February 4, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I got this Governor on Temu...
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Oklahoma is a top trading partner with Canada. In 2023 we had $10,895,000,000.00 in US dollar trade value in two-way trade.
This trade war will strain the Oklahoma economy more than many other states.
This trade war will strain the Oklahoma economy more than many other states.
February 3, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Oklahoma is a top trading partner with Canada. In 2023 we had $10,895,000,000.00 in US dollar trade value in two-way trade.
This trade war will strain the Oklahoma economy more than many other states.
This trade war will strain the Oklahoma economy more than many other states.
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Every lawyer who signs their name to a brief or pleading arguing the president can cancel birthright citizenship by executive order should be disbarred. I'm dead serious.
In a disgraceful act betraying millions of their own residents, Iowa, Alabama, Arkansas, Florida, Idaho, Indiana, Kansas, Louisiana, Missouri, Mississippi, Montana, Nebraska, North Dakota, Oklahoma, South Carolina, South Dakota, Utah, and Wyoming all write to oppose birthright citizenship.
February 4, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Every lawyer who signs their name to a brief or pleading arguing the president can cancel birthright citizenship by executive order should be disbarred. I'm dead serious.
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It would be nice to see mainstream media acknowledge that every alarmist in their ranks about Trump and his henchmen has been correct, and every single "Let's all calm down" guy--a posture of blasé detachment that is consistently over-rewarded in legacy media--has called it wrong from day one.
February 1, 2025 at 1:13 AM
It would be nice to see mainstream media acknowledge that every alarmist in their ranks about Trump and his henchmen has been correct, and every single "Let's all calm down" guy--a posture of blasé detachment that is consistently over-rewarded in legacy media--has called it wrong from day one.
For sale: 51 GOP senators' spines. Never used.
February 1, 2025 at 5:32 AM
For sale: 51 GOP senators' spines. Never used.
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I just want to say for the record that when the history books are written centuries from now, I believe the election of Donald Trump in a free and fair election in 2024 will go down as one of the most senseless and self-destructive own goals in human history
January 31, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I just want to say for the record that when the history books are written centuries from now, I believe the election of Donald Trump in a free and fair election in 2024 will go down as one of the most senseless and self-destructive own goals in human history
Officially coming out as anti-AI today. Or at least anti- the way software companies are approaching AI. Most people don't want an AI assistant. Almost no one wants to pay more for an AI assistant. Absolutely no one wants an AI assistant that can't be turned off.
February 1, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Officially coming out as anti-AI today. Or at least anti- the way software companies are approaching AI. Most people don't want an AI assistant. Almost no one wants to pay more for an AI assistant. Absolutely no one wants an AI assistant that can't be turned off.
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US median voters have wonderous minds
January 21, 2025 at 5:49 AM
US median voters have wonderous minds