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Ron Gold 🇨🇦 @rumjoro.bsky.social · 1d

We moved to a rural agricultural town 20+ years ago, today I accidentally went downtown it was swamped with Halloween Golden Pumpkin trick or treaters. Best costume a small child driving a novelty John Deere Tractor, hauling a John Deere Wagon with a 50lb bag of feed bungee corded in the wagon

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Ron Gold 🇨🇦 @rumjoro.bsky.social · 1d

Pretty good if ChatGPT wrote it

Ron Gold 🇨🇦 @rumjoro.bsky.social · 2d

A sticky, stringy alien with a odd funk.

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Ron Gold 🇨🇦 @rumjoro.bsky.social · 2d

Let me help you out:
1 . Rotten Egg/Hydrogen Sulfide-bad get out
2. Oatmeal-good stay enjoy
3. Solvent-bad get out
4. Natural gas-bad get out
5. Acrid-bad get out

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Wheatley library branch to reopen Saturday after closure due to gas leak | CBC News

The Wheatley branch of the Chatham-Kent Pubic Library is set to reopen on Talbot Street West Saturday after being forced to close on June 26 after first responders found hydrogen sulfide gas bubbling ...

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Ron Gold 🇨🇦 @rumjoro.bsky.social · 2d

The one I saw in town - “Noah Scape - From Death and Taxes”

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Ron Gold 🇨🇦 @rumjoro.bsky.social · 3d

and short in stature

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Ron Gold 🇨🇦 @rumjoro.bsky.social · 3d

Had the “Weasel Coffee” in HCMC Vietnam - it tasted a bit sweeter/nuttier than normal coffee not shitty, at all. All the crappy stuff is left behind during processing, it gets roasted at high Temperature even the chaff of the bean blows off during roasting, so it’s far removed from faecal matter.

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Ron Gold 🇨🇦 @rumjoro.bsky.social · 3d

Not surprised the SportsNet Now servers went down last night they can’t handle the demand -they went down when the Raptors were in the Finals, they went down numerous times during the World Cup broadcasts - I unsubscribed, why would I pay for something they can’t deliver.

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Ron Gold 🇨🇦 @rumjoro.bsky.social · 4d

In bed before midnight! Well done, GoJaysGo!

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Ron Gold 🇨🇦 @rumjoro.bsky.social · 5d

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Ron Gold 🇨🇦 @rumjoro.bsky.social · 6d

Leaf, leaf, rotten walnut, oh shit I’m standing on it

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Ron Gold 🇨🇦 @rumjoro.bsky.social · 10d

Funny thing about life, it is a fatal condition

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Ron Gold 🇨🇦 @rumjoro.bsky.social · 10d

I believe you get Coffee drippins’ from “Coffee Grains” any leftovers make a nice Red-Eye Gravy for the “cut-cucks”

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Ron Gold 🇨🇦 @rumjoro.bsky.social · 11d

Das ist nicht gut!

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Ron Gold 🇨🇦 @rumjoro.bsky.social · 12d

Going the the World Series! GoJaysGo!

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Ron Gold 🇨🇦 @rumjoro.bsky.social · 13d

It was Non-Fat - Skyr style

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Ron Gold 🇨🇦 @rumjoro.bsky.social · 13d

Thanks next time I’ll try a roux

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Ron Gold 🇨🇦 @rumjoro.bsky.social · 14d

Just a PSA/note to self, high protein Greek Yoghurt curdles when you use it straight to make Stroganoff. Unlike Sour Cream and full fat Balkan Yoghurt I think you need to add some 35% Cream to help keep it from breaking.

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Ron Gold 🇨🇦 @rumjoro.bsky.social · 14d

Does she call you Hun?

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Ron Gold 🇨🇦 @rumjoro.bsky.social · 14d

Stopped at the Super Amigo grocery store in Chatham ON-there was a teacher and her class from Chatham Christian School they all had a list of Mexican ingredients they had to find and I think she instructed them they could get one thing that wasn’t one their list. I thought it was a pretty cool idea

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Ron Gold 🇨🇦 @rumjoro.bsky.social · 14d

Our dog hates those little novelty Drones the neighbours kids have, I think it has the same sound/frequency as Yellow Jacket Wasps, the minute she hears the Drone she bolts for the door

Ron Gold 🇨🇦 @rumjoro.bsky.social · 15d

The flip-flop municipality

Ron Gold 🇨🇦 @rumjoro.bsky.social · 17d

an Enigma

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Ron Gold 🇨🇦 @rumjoro.bsky.social · 17d

Frost warning in #ckont so the plants come in (again). Here’s an interesting one I got from a Trini friend Spanish Thyme/Trini Thyme he uses it for Trinidad Green Seasoning

Spanish Thyme sitting on a Pine floor - 3rd Frost warning this fall

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Ron Gold 🇨🇦 @rumjoro.bsky.social · 17d

My wife works in academia and calls it “failing upwards”

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