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This is legitimately one of my favorite Christmas traditions
Marley was dead: to begin with. There is no doubt whatever about that. The register of his burial was signed by the clergyman, the clerk, the undertaker, and the chief mourner. Scrooge signed it: and Scrooge’s name was good upon ’Change, for anything he chose to put his hand to. Old Marley was dead.
December 6, 2025 at 3:03 PM
This is legitimately one of my favorite Christmas traditions
Whoever is in charge of bad.horse is having some fun with DNS: run a tracert to bad.horse if you like Dr. Horrible
Bad Horse
bad.horse
December 3, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Heaven Can’t Wait
Heaven Can’t Wait
theonion.com
December 1, 2025 at 10:00 PM
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Heaven Can’t Wait
I saw this last night (before one of the best Q&A sessions I've ever attended) and it fucking rules.
TODAY! #WakeUpDeadMan! THEATERS! 600 US screens, 500 more internationally, hopefully more to come in the next week. See my pinned post for a theater finder. I’m so proud of this movie and everyone’s work on it, I hope you enjoy it!
November 26, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I saw this last night (before one of the best Q&A sessions I've ever attended) and it fucking rules.
I'm not afraid to say it:
Any search box that does not search for every term by default sucks shit.
Any search box that does not search for every term by default sucks shit.
November 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I'm not afraid to say it:
Any search box that does not search for every term by default sucks shit.
Any search box that does not search for every term by default sucks shit.
something something "War on Christmas" something something
"Agencies within the U.S. Department of Homeland Security, including ICE, ERO, and CBP intend to implement a comprehensive plan to target Spanish-speaking churches across the country during the upcoming holiday season between Thanksgiving, Nov. 27, and Christmas, Dec. 25."
Exclusive: Trump DHS Plans Immigration Raids on Churches Over Holidays
The Trump Dept. of Homeland Security is briefing federal agencies on plans for immigration enforcement operations inside churches over holidays.
thisweekinworcester.com
November 18, 2025 at 5:56 PM
something something "War on Christmas" something something
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Re: Epstein’s emails
November 13, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Re: Epstein’s emails
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"This could take down Democrats, too."
I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office.
Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.
I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office.
Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.
November 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
"This could take down Democrats, too."
I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office.
Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.
I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office.
Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.
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TOMORROW
TOMORROW
I LOVE YA
TOMORROW
YOU'RE ALWAYS A
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
AAAAAAAAAAAA
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
TOMORROW
I LOVE YA
TOMORROW
YOU'RE ALWAYS A
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
AAAAAAAAAAAA
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
November 10, 2025 at 4:28 PM
TOMORROW
TOMORROW
I LOVE YA
TOMORROW
YOU'RE ALWAYS A
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
AAAAAAAAAAAA
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
TOMORROW
I LOVE YA
TOMORROW
YOU'RE ALWAYS A
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
AAAAAAAAAAAA
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
I've been using a Z Flip phone at work, and I gotta say:
Samsung SUCKS SHIT at biometrics. (At the very least the implementation in this particular model is fucking dogshit).
Samsung SUCKS SHIT at biometrics. (At the very least the implementation in this particular model is fucking dogshit).
November 7, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I've been using a Z Flip phone at work, and I gotta say:
Samsung SUCKS SHIT at biometrics. (At the very least the implementation in this particular model is fucking dogshit).
Samsung SUCKS SHIT at biometrics. (At the very least the implementation in this particular model is fucking dogshit).
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Hey! Self touch, self pleasure, self given climaxes— all SUPER healthy for you.
Not only is it extremely important to know what your body feels like so you can notice when something changes (and may need medical attn)— but it’s also really important for relaxing the nervous system.
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Not only is it extremely important to know what your body feels like so you can notice when something changes (and may need medical attn)— but it’s also really important for relaxing the nervous system.
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November 6, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Hey! Self touch, self pleasure, self given climaxes— all SUPER healthy for you.
Not only is it extremely important to know what your body feels like so you can notice when something changes (and may need medical attn)— but it’s also really important for relaxing the nervous system.
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Not only is it extremely important to know what your body feels like so you can notice when something changes (and may need medical attn)— but it’s also really important for relaxing the nervous system.
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Evergreen
I happily practice NNN:
Nightly Nut November
Nightly Nut November
November 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Evergreen
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It really is amazing that when a popular young Democratic politician who wants to solve real problems for people beats an old-guard institutionalist Democrat in a primary, the institutionalist Democrat just stays in the race and basically runs as a Republican.
November 1, 2025 at 11:51 AM
It really is amazing that when a popular young Democratic politician who wants to solve real problems for people beats an old-guard institutionalist Democrat in a primary, the institutionalist Democrat just stays in the race and basically runs as a Republican.
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Exactly.
Your government is raping your entire country, and THIS is what you have a hard on about???
Absolute idiocy.
Your government is raping your entire country, and THIS is what you have a hard on about???
Absolute idiocy.
October 30, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Exactly.
Your government is raping your entire country, and THIS is what you have a hard on about???
Absolute idiocy.
Your government is raping your entire country, and THIS is what you have a hard on about???
Absolute idiocy.
The goddamn cheek of this administration charging ANYONE with mishandling classified documents.
October 18, 2025 at 7:09 AM
The goddamn cheek of this administration charging ANYONE with mishandling classified documents.
How your email finds me
October 17, 2025 at 6:22 AM
How your email finds me
Hard lesson I keep forgetting:
You can never get back the moments you *don't* spend with the people you care about.
You can never get back the moments you *don't* spend with the people you care about.
October 15, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Hard lesson I keep forgetting:
You can never get back the moments you *don't* spend with the people you care about.
You can never get back the moments you *don't* spend with the people you care about.
It's going to be interesting celebrating the 250th anniversary of the Declaration of Independence when the ruling party things kings are fucking awesome.
October 14, 2025 at 3:20 PM
It's going to be interesting celebrating the 250th anniversary of the Declaration of Independence when the ruling party things kings are fucking awesome.
Christ, Bluesky. If you won't let me edit a post immediately after posting to fix a typo, at least let me fucking copy the goddamn text without having to leverage my fucking screenshot app to do so.
October 10, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Christ, Bluesky. If you won't let me edit a post immediately after posting to fix a typo, at least let me fucking copy the goddamn text without having to leverage my fucking screenshot app to do so.
Hot take:
One Battle After Another is pretty great.
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One Battle After Another is pretty great.
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October 3, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Hot take:
One Battle After Another is pretty great.
Subscribe to my newsletter for more scorchers.
One Battle After Another is pretty great.
Subscribe to my newsletter for more scorchers.
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Trump just called us "the enemy within"
Those are LITERALLY the words Adolf Hitler used to describe Jews in Nazi Germany. Literally the same words.
Those are LITERALLY the words Adolf Hitler used to describe Jews in Nazi Germany. Literally the same words.
September 30, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Trump just called us "the enemy within"
Those are LITERALLY the words Adolf Hitler used to describe Jews in Nazi Germany. Literally the same words.
Those are LITERALLY the words Adolf Hitler used to describe Jews in Nazi Germany. Literally the same words.
Re: Portland
My father-in-law, an otherwise reasonably intelligent man, spent the last four years of his life CONVINCED that Portland had been burned to the ground by riots *despite* having personal friends *living in Portland* regular evidence to the contrary.
My father-in-law, an otherwise reasonably intelligent man, spent the last four years of his life CONVINCED that Portland had been burned to the ground by riots *despite* having personal friends *living in Portland* regular evidence to the contrary.
September 27, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Re: Portland
My father-in-law, an otherwise reasonably intelligent man, spent the last four years of his life CONVINCED that Portland had been burned to the ground by riots *despite* having personal friends *living in Portland* regular evidence to the contrary.
My father-in-law, an otherwise reasonably intelligent man, spent the last four years of his life CONVINCED that Portland had been burned to the ground by riots *despite* having personal friends *living in Portland* regular evidence to the contrary.
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I remember when threatening a television network to replace their show or get sued by the President of the United States would have been an impeachable offense. (It was eight months ago.)
“I can't believe ABC Fake News gave Jimmy Kimmel his job back. The White House was told by ABC that his Show was cancelled!”
September 24, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I remember when threatening a television network to replace their show or get sued by the President of the United States would have been an impeachable offense. (It was eight months ago.)
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I don’t think any country in the history of the world has ever done anything as stupidly self destructive as what Trump and RFK jr are doing with vaccines.
September 19, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I don’t think any country in the history of the world has ever done anything as stupidly self destructive as what Trump and RFK jr are doing with vaccines.