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Derek Lawler
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Jason mashup costume. Clothes and weapon by part 2. Mask by part 8.
Dressing up as a shock absorber tonight. I’ll be impossible to scare.
Just a reminder to spay and neuter your werewolves today.
Evil waltz never fails. See:
The Stranglers - "Waltzinblack"

Also love Mick Harvey's "Out Of Time Man" for a non-Halloween song Halloween playlist.
October VHS Horror - Day 30

More than any other VHS cover in the horror aisle, this one always intrigued me the most. Why is Balbricker from Porky's recreating American Gothic with screaming heads underneath?

The question is more interesting than the movie, but still one HELL of a cover!
When one coroner passes away, the first person to declare him legally dead gets to be the new coroner.
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When everyone's awake, Freddy tidies up the boiler room. Maybe knits a cute glove cozy. Applies a homemade yogurt-based facial.
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Class up your Cenobites. Summon Fountain Penhead.
I missed two days, but here's the full rundown of some of the VHS horror covers that stuck out most to me on the Blockbuster aisles as a kid. What will #1 be tomorrow? The answer may shock you.

What were your most memorable ones?
Every day in October on the old site, I'd post a pic of VHS cover art from the video store horror aisle that stuck with me as a kid. So let's continue the tradition here.

Day 1 is for the C.H.U.D. in all of us.
October VHS Horror - Day 30

<charles bronson toddler from the simpsons voice> "Dis nightmare ain't ovuh."
2025 sucks so bad, we’re only getting Some Hallow’s Eve tomorrow.
Saw him on the American Utopia tour and it was so damn good. Looking into tix for this one, but they ain't cheap.
"Hey, Midge. Pass me them pickled sniglets over there."
Remember when I recently said I love David Byrne more with each passing day? Yeah. Still true.
lmao david byrne showed the video of the ice agents tripping over themselves while trying to run after a biker on wacker drive during the “life during wartime” segment of his chicago show tonight
Die with adult braces on and leave a really funny looking skeleton.
The ability to vote Yes or No on judges should not just be local. Extend that to the Supreme Court, cowards.
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♫ HERE I AM, SHOCK YOU LIKE A HUGH O’KANE ♫
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[recording of the first episode of Mr. Belvedere rewatch podcast The Good Life]
BRICE BECKHAM: I’m Brice Beckham but you might now better as Wesley.
BOB UECKER AI: [five second pause as it generates response] And I’m Baseball Uecker. Mr. Belvedere sat on his balls. They had to stop filming.
<cracks knuckles> Welp, guess these locusts ain’t gonna swarm themselves.
October VHS Horror - Day 29

Gateway horror at its finest. Featuring makeup FX by the legendary Stan Winston, most famous for his work on A Gnome Named Gnorm. (JK, we're talking Jurassic Park, Terminator and Aliens here.)
Class up your Cenobites. Summon Fountain Penhead.
When everyone's awake, Freddy tidies up the boiler room. Maybe knits a cute glove cozy. Applies a homemade yogurt-based facial.