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“First, they fascinate the fools, then they muzzle the Intelligent.”
-Bertrand Russell

When you make abortion illegal, the number of women getting abortions doesn’t change, just the number of women who die.

#ReleasetheEpsteinFiles
Anyone else notice that when speaking about tests he's taken he resorts to the vocabulary of a high school sophomore.
This could be the cold open for the next SNL. 🤦🏽‍♂️
December 1, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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What a bunch of shady creepers.
December 1, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Ok. Did trump pardon Jan 6 insurrectionists with an auto pen or did he sign 1500 times? Auto pen!! This should be interesting then.
November 29, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Afternoon sunbathing Beagle
November 29, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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It was all good with him as long as Trump’s attacks and slurs didn’t affect him or his family though. At least we know where his line is.
November 29, 2025 at 12:37 AM
As if these guys actually work a full nine months.
November 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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Make it make sense.....
November 15, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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This is good, and should actually make us feel better.

Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson temporarily blocked a ruling that required Trump to fully fund SNAP because she’s playing chess, not checkers. She sent it back to the lower courts for a reason. 👀
November 9, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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The dumbest president in history strikes again
November 9, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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WELKER: Should the 300,000 Oklahomas who rely on ACA subsidies be prepared for their costs to skyrocket?

LANKFORD: We're trying to find a way to be able to help

(That's a yes!)
November 9, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Tell Me I’m Wrong…. When You Know I’m Right? Narcissist!! 🧐🤨🤔
November 9, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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👇👇
November 9, 2025 at 6:59 PM
If the a genie-in-a-bottle was ever found by me, my first wish would be to communicate with my animals.
Am I the only one who really wishes dogs could talk?
November 9, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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That’s the plan A*shole! Got it?
November 9, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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October 30, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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October 29, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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Here’s the truly stupid part:

All these MAGA warriors cheering that SNAP is being cut off because they bought the lie that it’s “waste, fraud, and abuse” don’t get it.

They won’t see a dime, a benefit, or a tax break because SNAP is cut—just more hungry families and weaker local economies.
October 29, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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October 29, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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Our new health insurance premium feels more like a shakedown‼️

Thank you, @politicsgirl.bsky.social , for sharing your story. You’re right—there are millions like you.

Our new premium is over $3K/month for a family of three. Could we scrape it together? Maybe. Should we have to? No.

1/2
October 28, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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I saw “Tylenol lawsuit” trending and thought Tylenol would be the ones suing. Silly me, not thinking of the stupider option
October 28, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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October 28, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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I had to go there! 🤭🤭🤭🤭
October 19, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Mike Lee has all the charm of snot.
October 19, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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October 19, 2025 at 7:05 PM
He has cancel culture confused with play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
No, bro — It’s not “cancel culture”, it’s consequence culture.

Stephen Smith isn’t being “canceled,” he’s being called out.
October 19, 2025 at 7:43 PM