KJT🦕
@realkjt.bsky.social
Dad
Automation Engineer
Hopefully Optimistic
Pie enthusiast
Super Grover enthusiast
Just a bag of water with chemicals in it.
Occasionally songs about ham and other foods.
📍Account based in USA 🇺🇸
#23,288,156
Automation Engineer
Hopefully Optimistic
Pie enthusiast
Super Grover enthusiast
Just a bag of water with chemicals in it.
Occasionally songs about ham and other foods.
📍Account based in USA 🇺🇸
#23,288,156
And this was 8 years ago…
November 29, 2025 at 3:18 AM
And this was 8 years ago…
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🎁 Home for Christmas 🎁
806 days. Can live with cats, no dogs. She needs an amazing, kind, loving, patient human who will be her forever. Quiet adult only home. 3.5 years old, 50 lbs
🏠Hempstead Animal Shelter
💻[email protected]
☎️(516) 785-5220
📍3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
806 days. Can live with cats, no dogs. She needs an amazing, kind, loving, patient human who will be her forever. Quiet adult only home. 3.5 years old, 50 lbs
🏠Hempstead Animal Shelter
💻[email protected]
☎️(516) 785-5220
📍3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
November 28, 2025 at 12:56 PM
🎁 Home for Christmas 🎁
806 days. Can live with cats, no dogs. She needs an amazing, kind, loving, patient human who will be her forever. Quiet adult only home. 3.5 years old, 50 lbs
🏠Hempstead Animal Shelter
💻[email protected]
☎️(516) 785-5220
📍3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
806 days. Can live with cats, no dogs. She needs an amazing, kind, loving, patient human who will be her forever. Quiet adult only home. 3.5 years old, 50 lbs
🏠Hempstead Animal Shelter
💻[email protected]
☎️(516) 785-5220
📍3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
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Seen on Reddit:
"42 is just old people 6 7"
And... well... yeah. Can't really argue.
"42 is just old people 6 7"
And... well... yeah. Can't really argue.
November 27, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Seen on Reddit:
"42 is just old people 6 7"
And... well... yeah. Can't really argue.
"42 is just old people 6 7"
And... well... yeah. Can't really argue.
Derpy Tiger Balloon:
BY THE NUMBERS
21 feet tall or as high as a 2-story building
39 feet long or as long as 5 bicycles
16 feet wide or almost as wide as 3 taxicabs
How long are bicycles!?! 8 feet?! No wonder they need their own lane!
But really, does anyone have an 8 foot (2.4 m) long bicycle?
BY THE NUMBERS
21 feet tall or as high as a 2-story building
39 feet long or as long as 5 bicycles
16 feet wide or almost as wide as 3 taxicabs
How long are bicycles!?! 8 feet?! No wonder they need their own lane!
But really, does anyone have an 8 foot (2.4 m) long bicycle?
November 27, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Derpy Tiger Balloon:
BY THE NUMBERS
21 feet tall or as high as a 2-story building
39 feet long or as long as 5 bicycles
16 feet wide or almost as wide as 3 taxicabs
How long are bicycles!?! 8 feet?! No wonder they need their own lane!
But really, does anyone have an 8 foot (2.4 m) long bicycle?
BY THE NUMBERS
21 feet tall or as high as a 2-story building
39 feet long or as long as 5 bicycles
16 feet wide or almost as wide as 3 taxicabs
How long are bicycles!?! 8 feet?! No wonder they need their own lane!
But really, does anyone have an 8 foot (2.4 m) long bicycle?
Hmm, “Together is the best place to be" is the tagline for Starbucks' 2025 holiday campaign, which features an animated ad titled "Drawn Together" and new holiday cup designs.”
But, no union for Starbucks’ employees?
But, no union for Starbucks’ employees?
November 27, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Hmm, “Together is the best place to be" is the tagline for Starbucks' 2025 holiday campaign, which features an animated ad titled "Drawn Together" and new holiday cup designs.”
But, no union for Starbucks’ employees?
But, no union for Starbucks’ employees?
November 26, 2025 at 2:09 AM
@netflix.com do the right thing and green light Halo season 3.
Just, no Hemsworths, please.
#WitcherSeason4feelswrong
Just, no Hemsworths, please.
#WitcherSeason4feelswrong
November 26, 2025 at 1:37 AM
@netflix.com do the right thing and green light Halo season 3.
Just, no Hemsworths, please.
#WitcherSeason4feelswrong
Just, no Hemsworths, please.
#WitcherSeason4feelswrong
When I see the raised eyebrow, I just say “I finished drinking.”
Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays:
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
November 24, 2025 at 1:42 PM
When I see the raised eyebrow, I just say “I finished drinking.”
I’d go for Law and Order: SVU (Spectral Victims Unit), produced by Dick Wolfman.
Just Ice T amazed at what people do to ghosts for hours.
Just Ice T amazed at what people do to ghosts for hours.
there should be a Ghostbusters tv show in the style/format of Cops
November 22, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I’d go for Law and Order: SVU (Spectral Victims Unit), produced by Dick Wolfman.
Just Ice T amazed at what people do to ghosts for hours.
Just Ice T amazed at what people do to ghosts for hours.
A hill I’m willing to die on, Alice’s Restaurant is the BEST #Thanksgiving song.
youtube.com/watch?v=WaKI...
youtube.com/watch?v=WaKI...
Alice's Restaurant Massacree
YouTube video by Arlo Guthrie - Topic
youtube.com
November 22, 2025 at 2:18 PM
A hill I’m willing to die on, Alice’s Restaurant is the BEST #Thanksgiving song.
youtube.com/watch?v=WaKI...
youtube.com/watch?v=WaKI...
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Our book is available for pre-order. It’ll be available in May 2026. You can still buy it for a loved one for Christmas and give them the gift of delayed gratification.
Our book is now available for preorder…from loads of places. Waterstones, Blackwells (bloody hell), Foyles, WHSmith and lots of others, even the evil Amazon (but only if you must).
www.penguin.co.uk/books/473994...
www.penguin.co.uk/books/473994...
The World According to Sharks
This is a laugh-out-loud guide to the weird and wonderful world of sharks – from sharks that can walk on land, to sharks that glow in the dark, to sharks that fart to swim deeper (yes, really).
Did y...
www.penguin.co.uk
November 21, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Our book is available for pre-order. It’ll be available in May 2026. You can still buy it for a loved one for Christmas and give them the gift of delayed gratification.
"Weird Al" Yankovic - 2026 tour announce
YouTube video by alyankovic
youtube.com
November 18, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Yup, ruined my kid’s Saturday by reminding her it’s Sunday.
Same kid, same.
Same kid, same.
November 17, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Yup, ruined my kid’s Saturday by reminding her it’s Sunday.
Same kid, same.
Same kid, same.
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
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Now THAT’S a Project I can support!! 👊
November 6, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Now THAT’S a Project I can support!! 👊
You’re damn right!
NIGHTS OF BLUE SKIES
(SOUND WAY UP)
DAY 5 NOVEMBER 2O25
AMERICA VOTED AND NOW THIS
LITTLE TRUMP'S JOHNSON TODAY
I could listen to this over & over
Yes MAGA MIKE..(he giggles )
Yes We Will Sweep the Midterms
You will lose the majority
And a GLORIOUS DAY AWAITS
IMPEACH AND CONVICT
(SOUND WAY UP)
DAY 5 NOVEMBER 2O25
AMERICA VOTED AND NOW THIS
LITTLE TRUMP'S JOHNSON TODAY
I could listen to this over & over
Yes MAGA MIKE..(he giggles )
Yes We Will Sweep the Midterms
You will lose the majority
And a GLORIOUS DAY AWAITS
IMPEACH AND CONVICT
November 6, 2025 at 12:45 AM
You’re damn right!
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Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper
www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
November 2, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper
www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
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Obama: When I think back to a year ago, I remember talking to some people, who would say, this election doesn't matter all that much. That however the next president ended up being, it wasn't going to matter to them. If nothing else, the last nine months should have cured us of that idea.
November 1, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Obama: When I think back to a year ago, I remember talking to some people, who would say, this election doesn't matter all that much. That however the next president ended up being, it wasn't going to matter to them. If nothing else, the last nine months should have cured us of that idea.
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Reposted by KJT🦕
Cartoon by @jesseduquette.bsky.social.
October 29, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Cartoon by @jesseduquette.bsky.social.
Reposted by KJT🦕
If I were running the DNC, there would be Democratic Party sponsored food relief banks across the country right now that specifically welcomed anyone regardless of party affiliation.
Along with the food, there could be voter registration and links to runforsomething.net
Along with the food, there could be voter registration and links to runforsomething.net
October 26, 2025 at 9:03 PM
If I were running the DNC, there would be Democratic Party sponsored food relief banks across the country right now that specifically welcomed anyone regardless of party affiliation.
Along with the food, there could be voter registration and links to runforsomething.net
Along with the food, there could be voter registration and links to runforsomething.net