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Raven Kane @ravenkane.bsky.social · 17h

Clocking in for my shift at the piss mines

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Raven Kane @ravenkane.bsky.social · 22h

You telling me this ween is hollow?

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Raven Kane @ravenkane.bsky.social · 2d

Self love is important. That's why I'm teaming up with pornhub and my clone this holiday season to remind us all to practice self care, to love yourself repeatedly in the backseat of a brand newish honda civic

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Raven Kane @ravenkane.bsky.social · 1d

Need a woman to molester this jester

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Ela Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (Very scary) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 1d

I wrote down my ideas for an Andor sequel show. Enjoy :)

Ela Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (Very scary) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 1d

TONY GILROY GIVE ME MONEY

Star Wars: Halcyon | Ela Bambust

Get more from Ela Bambust on Patreon

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Raven Kane @ravenkane.bsky.social · 2d

Self love is important. That's why I'm teaming up with pornhub and my clone this holiday season to remind us all to practice self care, to love yourself repeatedly in the backseat of a brand newish honda civic

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Sp꩜꩜ky J ⋆｡𖦹 °✩☾⋆｡ @angrygoose.ruins.party · 6d

A purple button badge on squidwards shirt that says "I'm not ignoring you I'm just really busy and if I don't use my few free hours for myself instead of responding to everyone I will straight up lose my sanity"

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Raven Kane @ravenkane.bsky.social · 3d

Was the 9/11 job, inside?

Raven Kane @ravenkane.bsky.social · 3d

Girls will put their lighters on leashes but not me. It's a cruel and unjust world

Raven Kane @ravenkane.bsky.social · 3d

Screaming and crying and pissing and shitting. Worst of all I don't even cum

Raven Kane @ravenkane.bsky.social · 4d

*squeak*

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Raven Kane @ravenkane.bsky.social · 4d

Can we get a comfort interaction? I just want him to know he's not alone. I had theories when the game came out but I can only imagine the horror he must feel with bleeding constantly and no longer being part of the larger statue. I just want to give him a hug at least.

Raven Kane @ravenkane.bsky.social · 4d

@supergiantgames.bsky.social
I really love Hades 2 and have been playing since early in the open access. But my biggest want is to comfort the statue head in the mourning fields. Mel says hi and what not. But I always visit him and just want him to know he's cared for.

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Raven Kane @ravenkane.bsky.social · 4d

Going feral ngl

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Raven Kane @ravenkane.bsky.social · 5d

Nono it's obviously about James Taylor

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Raven Kane @ravenkane.bsky.social · 5d

Becoming a radio DJ just to troll people. I think I have a new career goal

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Raven Kane @ravenkane.bsky.social · 5d

Oh it's absolutely the Donnie Darko version

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Raven Kane @ravenkane.bsky.social · 5d

Calling in to the local radio station, "Hey are y'all okay? You've been playing Mad World at least 8 times a day lately."

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Raven Kane @ravenkane.bsky.social · 7d

They never warn you about the thin blurry line you toe while having both a choking kink and sleep apnea

Raven Kane @ravenkane.bsky.social · 8d

Y'all have gotta start being kinder to retail workers y'all. Ive been thanked by multiple grocery store employees for being kind and pleasant twice in the last week, just for being chill over minor inconveniences. Jfc

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Raven Kane @ravenkane.bsky.social · 9d

"do you have protection?"

"Yes I always have condoms with me."

"No I mean a gun"

".....oh.....that's not really my kink but I'm open to trying new things."

Raven Kane @ravenkane.bsky.social · 9d

F

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Raven Kane @ravenkane.bsky.social · 9d

Talk about a rip off

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Raven Kane @ravenkane.bsky.social · 9d

I can't get married, my commitment will always be to the bit

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Raven Kane @ravenkane.bsky.social · 10d

Just keep scrolling to the left, I promise just one more scroll okay. Just one more scroll to the left and it'll be worth it you'll see

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