Ben Orchard
raehik.bsky.social
Ben Orchard
@raehik.bsky.social
夢を抱きしめろ Embrace your dreams.|日JA (N1)・英EN・λHaskell|ダンレボDDR・音ゲーrhythm games|he/him|trans rights
landing jokes and bits at the family dinner table goes incredibly hard
December 1, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Twin came into my room with Northernlion on one monitor and a clip from Superman of Lex Luthor on the other and I had to hastily clarify "Neither of these men are Andrew Tate"
December 1, 2025 at 6:37 PM
strange tendency to type the altogether wrong words recently. "clearly" instead of "clearer", "round around" instead of "go around". brain slow? idk
December 1, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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ウマガミ その5
November 29, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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ウマガミ
その6
November 30, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Legit I have 4 Souls runs I want to do in the near future:
* DS2 low-upgrade 100% (current!)
* Elden Ring Reforged
* Bloodborne low-upgrade 100% on PC
* DS2 30k SM
Realistically it will take me 9 months at least to get through these
December 1, 2025 at 2:28 AM
also after playing with DS2 Lighting Engine for 35hrs I can comfortably say, it does still ruin a few graphical design choices about the vanilla game and it's not really the "definitive" version yet. The Looking Glass Knight fight is notably still broken (no lightning flashes). Couple bugs. (1/n)
December 1, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Sobbing. Just had an incredibly funny invasion on my low-level DS2 run. Shrine of Amana, first area. There's no way I can win any invasion (+1 weapons, no stat above 20). So I run myself back to the bonfire. Remember that hitless runs close doors on invading NPCs to slow them down. (1/n)
December 1, 2025 at 12:53 AM
6 months and a new CPU later and Bloodborne PC is kind of real now. super cool, looking forward to a replay in 2 years when I finally have time
November 30, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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ノックアウト
November 30, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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November 30, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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Delighted to be speaking at this charity concert at Wembley in March.

Tickets on sale 10am Tuesday!

Trans rights are human rights. 🏳️‍⚧️

www.theguardian.com/music/2025/n...
Sugababes, Sophie Ellis-Bextor, Wolf Alice and more to play all-star charity concert for trans rights
Organised by Olly Alexander and the Mighty Hoopla festival to ‘fight back against the politics of fear and exclusion’, Trans Mission will take place at Wembley Arena in March
www.theguardian.com
November 28, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Oh my god perfect Kaoru casting AHHHHHHHHHHHH
ウマガミ その4
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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ウマガミ その4
November 27, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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ウマガミ
November 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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ウマガミその2
November 25, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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ウマガミその3
November 26, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Watching this 2000s British sitcom My Hero about an alien superhero try to be a human and it's literally just the struggles of an autistic man and his loving wife
November 26, 2025 at 9:11 PM
she/her? i hardly know/her!
November 26, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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BREAKING:

Cost of Living could plummet as both Labour MPs and right wing commentators join forces to give Green Party free rent in their heads.

Obsessed.

Join.greenparty.org.uk
November 26, 2025 at 4:50 PM
sorry labour but you can't come at polanski with the hypnotherapy bit because he's already done better jokes poking at himself than you can come up with and every time you try he turns the conversation back towards policy (which you do not care about, and he does)
November 26, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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🎉 Unison 1.0 has landed!

After years of engineering, design, and community collaboration, we’re excited to announce this milestone!

Spread the word!
Announcing Unison 1.0
After years of engineering, design, and community collaboration, we're excited to release Unison 1.0. This version delivers a refined programming workflow and a mature toolchain. Join us as we celebrate this milestone and look ahead to the future of Unison.
www.unison-lang.org
November 25, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Today I learned that stalking a 17 year old girl, writing up a 400 page 'dossier' about her, falsely reporting her to the police and smashing her phone does not constitute 'harassment'.

One wonders what *would*.
November 25, 2025 at 11:40 AM