Rab
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I own too many ProCo Rats please my family is dying. he/him
Update: they did not go, and now there’s a public health alert about one of the gigs being a superspreader event for measles. Cool and normal
I talk a lot of shit about my folks but I do genuinely love them, so I made sure they knew about the upcoming Jelly Roll tour. They love the Roll
November 12, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Update: they did not go, and now there’s a public health alert about one of the gigs being a superspreader event for measles. Cool and normal
I was bummed about digital MK Legacy Kollection launching before the physical game because that meant I'd be waiting to play it. But seeing as multiplayer is "not feature complete at launch" to paraphrase the reviews, digital customers are serving as beta testers in this case? Wild
November 12, 2025 at 7:55 AM
I was bummed about digital MK Legacy Kollection launching before the physical game because that meant I'd be waiting to play it. But seeing as multiplayer is "not feature complete at launch" to paraphrase the reviews, digital customers are serving as beta testers in this case? Wild
Only concern re: the excellent result we just had is Cuomo saying he’ll leave NYC if he loses. If he moves to Florida, where every tri-state old fart goes when they start wearing their glasses too low, there’s a lot of old people down there. If his record is anything to go by I fear for their safety
November 5, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Only concern re: the excellent result we just had is Cuomo saying he’ll leave NYC if he loses. If he moves to Florida, where every tri-state old fart goes when they start wearing their glasses too low, there’s a lot of old people down there. If his record is anything to go by I fear for their safety
Cuomo comes from a long and storied lineage of bigoted attack campaigns against political opponents. Google “Cuomo Koch leaflet” to find out more!
Andrew Cuomo’s campaign just posted — and quickly deleted — this AI-generated ad depicting “criminals for Zohran Mamdani.”
Features a Black man in a keffiyeh shoplifting, an abuser, a trespasser, a trafficker, a drug dealer, and a drunk driver all declaring support for Mamdani.
Features a Black man in a keffiyeh shoplifting, an abuser, a trespasser, a trafficker, a drug dealer, and a drunk driver all declaring support for Mamdani.
October 23, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Cuomo comes from a long and storied lineage of bigoted attack campaigns against political opponents. Google “Cuomo Koch leaflet” to find out more!
Before I get my bass set up and restrung with new Steve Harris flats I feel like I need to record some Motown/dub shit with it. The years-old and dead strings on there now would be perfect for that sort of thing. Thankfully, I can throw that thought aside because I can’t actually play. Convenient!
October 22, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Before I get my bass set up and restrung with new Steve Harris flats I feel like I need to record some Motown/dub shit with it. The years-old and dead strings on there now would be perfect for that sort of thing. Thankfully, I can throw that thought aside because I can’t actually play. Convenient!
I talk a lot of shit about my folks but I do genuinely love them, so I made sure they knew about the upcoming Jelly Roll tour. They love the Roll
October 20, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I talk a lot of shit about my folks but I do genuinely love them, so I made sure they knew about the upcoming Jelly Roll tour. They love the Roll
Funeral doom is a lot like funk music in that all the drummer needs to do is stay awake
October 18, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Funeral doom is a lot like funk music in that all the drummer needs to do is stay awake
Me when I finish a large delivery bowl from the Noodle Box near my girlfriend’s house that they close with a hydraulic press that has like three days of food in it
October 13, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Me when I finish a large delivery bowl from the Noodle Box near my girlfriend’s house that they close with a hydraulic press that has like three days of food in it
Mere hours after upgrading my PC to Windows 11 I had a disc write error on my main SSD. Microsoft is actively aiding and abetting a genocide, makes dogshit software, and can suck my shit through a vacuum hose
October 2, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Mere hours after upgrading my PC to Windows 11 I had a disc write error on my main SSD. Microsoft is actively aiding and abetting a genocide, makes dogshit software, and can suck my shit through a vacuum hose
My girlfriend is learning the bass line for Sunny Day Real Estate’s Pillars right now. She’s so cool @floppablecat.bsky.social 🖤
September 17, 2025 at 8:29 AM
My girlfriend is learning the bass line for Sunny Day Real Estate’s Pillars right now. She’s so cool @floppablecat.bsky.social 🖤
If I were in public relations and hired by Gearbox to assist with their current issues I would recommend they patch the game but no digital delivery: put it on millions of USB drives and drop them in the lost and found boxes at every Medieval Times
September 17, 2025 at 8:04 AM
If I were in public relations and hired by Gearbox to assist with their current issues I would recommend they patch the game but no digital delivery: put it on millions of USB drives and drop them in the lost and found boxes at every Medieval Times
A $39 42” plasma (less than a dollar per inch!) with giant bezels and a Wii U running BotW, with the gamepad configured to work as the TV’s remote control, in the year of our lord 2025. I cannot express in words how fucking funny this is to me @floppablecat.bsky.social
September 13, 2025 at 5:09 AM
A $39 42” plasma (less than a dollar per inch!) with giant bezels and a Wii U running BotW, with the gamepad configured to work as the TV’s remote control, in the year of our lord 2025. I cannot express in words how fucking funny this is to me @floppablecat.bsky.social
Gamers have gentrified CRTS so instead I got an old plasma TV to connect old consoles to. It'll take up more space than a RetroTINK but instead of $500+ this cost me $39. The stand it sits on will likely cost more than the TV itself which convinces me it's the right solution because that's funny
September 9, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Gamers have gentrified CRTS so instead I got an old plasma TV to connect old consoles to. It'll take up more space than a RetroTINK but instead of $500+ this cost me $39. The stand it sits on will likely cost more than the TV itself which convinces me it's the right solution because that's funny
Two more (bring back Comic Sans on the Jester Race's cover you cowards)
September 8, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Two more (bring back Comic Sans on the Jester Race's cover you cowards)
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We watched the fireworks~
September 7, 2025 at 8:16 AM
We watched the fireworks~
The only "big sound" I can hear is these planes! Am I right, gang?
September 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
The only "big sound" I can hear is these planes! Am I right, gang?
Therapist: The Japan-exclusive Xenoblade Chronicles X Definitive Edition coke platter isn't real. It can't hurt you
The Japan-exclusive Xenoblade Chronicles X Definitive Edition coke platter:
The Japan-exclusive Xenoblade Chronicles X Definitive Edition coke platter:
August 29, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Therapist: The Japan-exclusive Xenoblade Chronicles X Definitive Edition coke platter isn't real. It can't hurt you
The Japan-exclusive Xenoblade Chronicles X Definitive Edition coke platter:
The Japan-exclusive Xenoblade Chronicles X Definitive Edition coke platter:
Let’s just say I didn’t drink the full, sealed blue Powerade the previous guests left in my hotel fridge. Would I be passing some sort of test of my decency? Will my sacrifice be noted and my harvests be bountiful forever more? Much to consider here
August 26, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Let’s just say I didn’t drink the full, sealed blue Powerade the previous guests left in my hotel fridge. Would I be passing some sort of test of my decency? Will my sacrifice be noted and my harvests be bountiful forever more? Much to consider here
Hate finding out that someone whose work is important to you might be one of those insane people who edits their own Wikipedia page. There’s a little too much self-aggrandising, detail that doesn’t really contribute anything, and the feeling creeps in slowly that damn, maybe they suck
August 14, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Hate finding out that someone whose work is important to you might be one of those insane people who edits their own Wikipedia page. There’s a little too much self-aggrandising, detail that doesn’t really contribute anything, and the feeling creeps in slowly that damn, maybe they suck
The people I'm seeing going on about out of control crime right now are absolutely the kind to go out in designer everything, luxury car, outdoor table at the fancy restaurant - conspicuously wealthy people. They see the difference between how they live to the average person and they're scared
August 14, 2025 at 5:59 AM
The people I'm seeing going on about out of control crime right now are absolutely the kind to go out in designer everything, luxury car, outdoor table at the fancy restaurant - conspicuously wealthy people. They see the difference between how they live to the average person and they're scared
If your haloumi doesn’t have mint and you want mint, just brush your teeth before you eat it. Same shit
August 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
If your haloumi doesn’t have mint and you want mint, just brush your teeth before you eat it. Same shit
Reposted by Rab
"i just use AI for-" say no more, i already think less of you
August 3, 2025 at 12:35 AM
"i just use AI for-" say no more, i already think less of you
How much do you think some FB Marketplace wingnut would pay for a full carton of Bundaberg spiced ginger beer in July
July 31, 2025 at 6:12 AM
How much do you think some FB Marketplace wingnut would pay for a full carton of Bundaberg spiced ginger beer in July
Not gonna do it every time but on occasion I’m gonna post the record I’m listening to here.
I lived without my records for four years and now that I have them back it’s been so much fun rediscovering them.
We’ll start with a barn burner that has that unmistakeable StingRay bass tone:
I lived without my records for four years and now that I have them back it’s been so much fun rediscovering them.
We’ll start with a barn burner that has that unmistakeable StingRay bass tone:
July 29, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Not gonna do it every time but on occasion I’m gonna post the record I’m listening to here.
I lived without my records for four years and now that I have them back it’s been so much fun rediscovering them.
We’ll start with a barn burner that has that unmistakeable StingRay bass tone:
I lived without my records for four years and now that I have them back it’s been so much fun rediscovering them.
We’ll start with a barn burner that has that unmistakeable StingRay bass tone: