Ouppy
@puppycuddle.bsky.social
All bark, maybe a little bite
Certified puppygirl
Certified puppygirl
Show a puppygirl a W-2 and she immediately starts burning like a vampire shown a cross
December 8, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Show a puppygirl a W-2 and she immediately starts burning like a vampire shown a cross
My owner got me a hell hound gpu this morning
Gonna ask if she'll give me the hell hound strap tonight
Gonna ask if she'll give me the hell hound strap tonight
December 8, 2025 at 5:04 PM
My owner got me a hell hound gpu this morning
Gonna ask if she'll give me the hell hound strap tonight
Gonna ask if she'll give me the hell hound strap tonight
My owner has pointed out I subconsciously do my puppygirl whine when I get uncomfortable now
I really am puppypilled
I really am puppypilled
December 7, 2025 at 10:10 PM
My owner has pointed out I subconsciously do my puppygirl whine when I get uncomfortable now
I really am puppypilled
I really am puppypilled
Puppygirl isn't even a sex thing for me
I be straight barkin' for the love of the game
I be straight barkin' for the love of the game
December 7, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Puppygirl isn't even a sex thing for me
I be straight barkin' for the love of the game
I be straight barkin' for the love of the game
Grandmother just came over and called me a bad house wife
Little does she know I'm really the house pet
Little does she know I'm really the house pet
December 7, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Grandmother just came over and called me a bad house wife
Little does she know I'm really the house pet
Little does she know I'm really the house pet
Wish I could go full puppygirl in public
My owner is worried I'll get hate crimed if I do
My owner is worried I'll get hate crimed if I do
December 7, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Wish I could go full puppygirl in public
My owner is worried I'll get hate crimed if I do
My owner is worried I'll get hate crimed if I do
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Remember: When breeding your puppygirl, in some locations there is a $200 fine for littering. :3
December 7, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Remember: When breeding your puppygirl, in some locations there is a $200 fine for littering. :3
Told my friend I got a tennis ball for my birthday and spent the rest of the day playing with it
She says that's the most puppygirl thing I've ever told her
She says that's the most puppygirl thing I've ever told her
December 5, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Told my friend I got a tennis ball for my birthday and spent the rest of the day playing with it
She says that's the most puppygirl thing I've ever told her
She says that's the most puppygirl thing I've ever told her
My neighborhood is so progressive the naked neighbor is a puppygirl...
It's me, I'm the puppygirl
It's me, I'm the puppygirl
December 5, 2025 at 12:43 AM
My neighborhood is so progressive the naked neighbor is a puppygirl...
It's me, I'm the puppygirl
It's me, I'm the puppygirl
I'm very much a winter puppygirl
I love standing in the snow at night in just my ears and tail
I love standing in the snow at night in just my ears and tail
December 4, 2025 at 5:42 AM
I'm very much a winter puppygirl
I love standing in the snow at night in just my ears and tail
I love standing in the snow at night in just my ears and tail
A very mean police officer just informed me puppygirls aren't allowed to pee in the front yard
This is oppression at it's finest
This is oppression at it's finest
December 4, 2025 at 3:20 AM
A very mean police officer just informed me puppygirls aren't allowed to pee in the front yard
This is oppression at it's finest
This is oppression at it's finest
Some puppygirls can't help but get into their owners leftovers
I'm some puppygirls
I'm some puppygirls
December 3, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Some puppygirls can't help but get into their owners leftovers
I'm some puppygirls
I'm some puppygirls
<1% of dogs have jobs
>80% of puppygirls have jobs
This is cruel and unusual punishment for puppygirls
>80% of puppygirls have jobs
This is cruel and unusual punishment for puppygirls
December 1, 2025 at 10:12 AM
<1% of dogs have jobs
>80% of puppygirls have jobs
This is cruel and unusual punishment for puppygirls
>80% of puppygirls have jobs
This is cruel and unusual punishment for puppygirls
My owner installed a puppygirl accessable door so I can let myself out
She got tired of me pissing in the house
She got tired of me pissing in the house
December 1, 2025 at 4:57 AM
My owner installed a puppygirl accessable door so I can let myself out
She got tired of me pissing in the house
She got tired of me pissing in the house
Bank declined my loan for a puppygirl daycare center
This is what discrimination looks like
This is what discrimination looks like
December 1, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Bank declined my loan for a puppygirl daycare center
This is what discrimination looks like
This is what discrimination looks like
Don't forget to give your puppygirl as many table scraps as she wants
It's very important for her mental health
It's very important for her mental health
December 1, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Don't forget to give your puppygirl as many table scraps as she wants
It's very important for her mental health
It's very important for her mental health
Serious puppygirl question:
How do I wipe after pissing outside? I'm tracking piss into the house and my owner is not happy.
How do I wipe after pissing outside? I'm tracking piss into the house and my owner is not happy.
November 30, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Serious puppygirl question:
How do I wipe after pissing outside? I'm tracking piss into the house and my owner is not happy.
How do I wipe after pissing outside? I'm tracking piss into the house and my owner is not happy.
My owner let's her puppygirl and puppy out to pee at the same time
She says it's just more convenient that way
She says it's just more convenient that way
November 30, 2025 at 8:46 AM
My owner let's her puppygirl and puppy out to pee at the same time
She says it's just more convenient that way
She says it's just more convenient that way
Haven't found a puppygirl daycare center near me so I've started looking for book clubs instead
November 30, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Haven't found a puppygirl daycare center near me so I've started looking for book clubs instead
Myth:
Puppygirls sleep in kennels
Fact:
BAD puppygirls sleep in kennels
Good ones get cuddles in bed
Puppygirls sleep in kennels
Fact:
BAD puppygirls sleep in kennels
Good ones get cuddles in bed
November 28, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Myth:
Puppygirls sleep in kennels
Fact:
BAD puppygirls sleep in kennels
Good ones get cuddles in bed
Puppygirls sleep in kennels
Fact:
BAD puppygirls sleep in kennels
Good ones get cuddles in bed
My owner says I can't install Linux because it's "too complicated for puppygirls"
November 28, 2025 at 3:31 AM
My owner says I can't install Linux because it's "too complicated for puppygirls"
I'm the kind of puppygirl that gets dysphoric when I see myself without my ears
November 27, 2025 at 8:52 AM
I'm the kind of puppygirl that gets dysphoric when I see myself without my ears
Forcefem but you get turned into a puppygirl instead
November 26, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Forcefem but you get turned into a puppygirl instead
Gentle reminder to all the owners out there that your puppygirl can't have any of the following foods this Thanksgiving
Stay safe out there
Stay safe out there
November 26, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Gentle reminder to all the owners out there that your puppygirl can't have any of the following foods this Thanksgiving
Stay safe out there
Stay safe out there
My owner says we can have a puppygirl sleepover if it's okay with your owner
November 26, 2025 at 2:40 AM
My owner says we can have a puppygirl sleepover if it's okay with your owner