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*Probably*NotAnAI
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Tech lawyer. Married. Writer (of patent things nobody wants to read 😄😭). Harley rider. Sarcastic. Inline skater. Empathetic. #vote
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Here's some fantastic news!
I'm so thrilled to announce my debut book MONSTER MANNERS, illustrated by the talented @yana_kozak_illustrator, is coming Fall 2026!

🥳 This is a dream come true! 🎉
Hello everyone! Not sure if the algorithm shows me to anyone but if you're out there, say hello back!
November 5, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Here's some fantastic news!
I'm so thrilled to announce my debut book MONSTER MANNERS, illustrated by the talented @yana_kozak_illustrator, is coming Fall 2026!

🥳 This is a dream come true! 🎉
November 1, 2025 at 8:28 PM
October 22, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Sometimes you just feel like 🕺
October 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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I just heard "mansplaining" defined as "correctile dysfunction." I spat out my coffee.
a man in a suit and tie is drinking from a blue mug that says good on it
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is drinking from a blue mug that says good on it
media.tenor.com
October 9, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.
October 7, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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September 27, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Anyone know how to request #Libby to pre-order an author's book (if possible)?
September 28, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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September 27, 2025 at 5:56 AM
September 26, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Yes. This.
September 23, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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Everyone should be held to the same standards.
September 12, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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Murdering a shitty person is still wrong. But murder doesn't somehow transform a shitty person into a good person. Why are people having such a hard time understanding that?
September 12, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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I can’t believe this guy runs the FBI.
September 12, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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A female Greenland shark was found to be around 400 years old. She’s been swimming through the cold ocean depths since the 1600s.
August 13, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Hello world! It's a misty morning thought I'd share. I hope everyone is holding up as best they can. #resist #persevere #lake #pacnw #Mist #boat #sunrise
August 8, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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August 4, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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nbcnews: Sen. Cory Booker. Time to wake the f' up!
July 30, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Now I can never buy an LG camera & frankly any LG product because they are long lived. A product may have EOL'd but not consumer use! Cameras & TVs for example are non-trivial long-term installation. If they won't fix a known vulnerability? Don't buy them!

Check out TLDR: refer.tldr.tech/d217e947/8
July 29, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Practically 60 but still able to move. I joke sometimes that I have the legs of a 30-year-old so on average I'm in my 40s, right? It works like that right? 😄😭☠️ #oldguyenergy #inlineskating #Portland #Oregon
July 27, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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July 26, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Revisiting this post because I still think it's a great idea. Especially if it's an exercise enthusiast/coach perhaps somebody to motivate you and get you to push yourself just a little bit. Safety and money well spent I would think. #uber
#BRILLIANT 😂

(And, actually, for a woman wanting to exercise in the evening and not wanting to go out alone, getting a known vetted buddy isn't a terrible idea!)
July 18, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Sometimes you just need to pull over and take a break. With a bagel and coffee.
July 17, 2025 at 8:01 PM
#BRILLIANT 😂

(And, actually, for a woman wanting to exercise in the evening and not wanting to go out alone, getting a known vetted buddy isn't a terrible idea!)
July 4, 2025 at 7:17 PM